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The Real Housewives of Miami

  1. Episode 6 Miami Mamis Know Best
    The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Plate of Worms Frenemies forever.
  2. Episode 5 Beach Slap
    Real Housewives of Miami Recap: The Party Must Go On Shit, why don’t any of these girls want to be rich housewives?
  3. Episode 4
    The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Touch the Pig And then kill it. And then eat it.
  4. Episode 3 Optical Delusion
    The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Can You Call It Art? Adriana’s opening at her gallery is less about the art than about the cattiness.
  5. Episode 2 Black Ball’d
    The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Party Time! Yet another ‘Real Housewives’ gala is an opportunity for the ladies to discuss their thoughts on servants.
  6. Episode 1 Pilot
    Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Introductions A new installment of the franchise begins.
  1. Episode 12 No Wedding and a Funeral
    The Real Housewives of Miami Season-Finale Recap: Reboots Are Made for Walking Where has this Larsa been hiding all season?
  2. Episode 11 Versace and Venom
    The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Versace in the Casa We’re ready for Nicole and Marysol just to have open animosity.
  3. Episode 10 Looking for Trouble
    The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Wicked Witch of the Kardashian West We have so many questions about Adriana’s Kanye story.
  4. Episode 9 Hampton’s Hangover
    The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Dry Heave-Ho We need these housewives to turn it up a bit because the season is only simmering so far.
  5. Episode 8 Le Fin?
    The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: In a Pickle Marysol doesn’t choose violence. She chooses chaos.
  6. Episode 7 Bling, Boobs, and Bickering
    The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Girls Trippin’ The women are finally all together and fighting, and we couldn’t be happier about it.
  7. Episode 6 Flirting at the Faena
    The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Penthouse Pets Alexia. Girl. Just elope.
  8. Episode 5 Family Therapy
    The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Kettle Calling the Pot Alexia and her family bring the kind of complexity and drama that makes for an episode of Housewives that we absolutely love.
  9. Episode 4 It’s Your Party and I’ll Cry If I Want To
    The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: The Medium Is the Message RHOM’s main problem is that everyone has a great individual story, but they don’t have stories with each other.
  10. Episode 3 Painted with Pride
    The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Balls on the Walls Let’s face it, Alexia is the only reason we’re tuning in.
  11. Episode 2 Sushi Rolls and Wedding Woes
    The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Sushi Rolls and Wedding Woes We may need to rename this thing The Alexia Echevarria Show because she is carrying this whole damn revival on her shoulders.
  12. Episode 1 ¡Bienvenidos! Same Beaches, New Shade
    The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Don’t Hiatus ’Cause We’re Beautiful The return episode of RHOM feels like an extended “Meet the Cast” page on the website that offers no hint on the direction this season could take.
  1. Episode 16 Melting Pot Meltdown
    The Real Housewives of Miami Season-Finale Recap: Back in Black Miami reinforces its status as the best show in the franchise by delivering a near-perfect finale.
  2. Episode 15 Lines in the Sand
    The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Back in Black It’s never much fun when the wives get split into two distinct cliques.
  3. Episode 14 Rage, Release, Repeat
    The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: All the Rage Adriana almost loses a foot.
  4. Episode 13 Brujeria in the Bahamas
    The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Brujería Brouhaha Nothing ruins a trip quite like COVID and witchcraft, huh?
  5. Episode 12 Apology Not Accepted
    The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: A Tale of the Gringos If Alexia is going to pretend to be offended to get an apology out of Nicole, then at least accept the damn apology.
  6. Episode 11 Black Card Energy
    The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Wrong Answers Only Three riveting Housewife fights in a single episode? Simply iconic.
  7. Episode 10 Diamond Rings and Rumors
    The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Rules of Engagement Nicole becomes a real Housewife with her clapback at Larsa.
  8. Episode 9 Hot off the Press
    The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Page Six Six Six As Lisa’s messy divorce progresses horribly, the Housewives check in on the health of their own marriages.
  9. Episode 8 Sing and Shout
    Real Housewives of Miami Recap: We’re on a Boat You can’t even get half of these women to regularly wear underwear. You expect them to know how to do a step-touch on the back of a borrowed yacht?
  10. Episode 7 Stars and Cigars
    The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Marina and the Diamonds It’s hard to fault Alexia for being so awful because it makes such infuriatingly perfect drama.
  11. Episode 6 Dumped and Dumbfounded
    The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Divorce, Miami Style I am now, like, a full-on Lisa stan, supporter, protector, and Cameo purchaser.
  12. Episode 5 Destination: Divorce
    The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Keys to Happiness Say what you will about the Miami wives, but they’d help a girlfriend hide a body if it came to it.
  13. Episode 4 Hot Mic in Miami
    The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Drop Her Like It’s Hot Of all the Real Housewives hot mics that we’ve ever had, leave it to Miami to find us the hottest one of all.
  14. Episode 3 Date Night Disaster
    The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Fall of the House of Hochstein Small domino: Lisa and Lenny Hochstein’s nanny falls in the shower. Big domino: They get divorced?
  15. Episode 2 Don’t Rock the Boat
    The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: The Hate Boat The Stupidest Fight Ever, Part II (featuring Larsa and Lisa)
  16. Episode 1 Not So New Beginnings
    The Real Housewives of Miami Season-Premiere Recap: Building Tensions Miami is just the low-stakes, petty drama we need to get us through this winter of our discontent.
  1. Episode 17 Havana Nights
    The Real Housewives of Miami Season-Finale Recap: Cancer Season After a series of dumb fights, the finale ends on an impossibly beautiful note.
  2. Episode 16 Adios Mexico!
    The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Heir Jordan A breakup and bad-tasting tequila? It’s a rough episode for Larsa.
  3. Episode 15 Get Me Off of This Gondola
    The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Let’s Have a Kiki The Isle of the Dolls, a huge Gay Pride, and Lisa and Kiki fighting in Mexico City make for Miami’s version of a horror comedy.
  4. Episode 14 Row, Row, Row Me Off This Boat
    The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Divine Comedy It’s always nice when the women can come together despite their ongoing feuds.
  5. Episode 13 Miami in Mexico
    The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Great CDMX-pectations It’s been a tough week for Larsa.
  6. Episode 12 Sink or Swim
    The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Swim Weak How was Miami Swim Week this disappointing?
  7. Episode 11 Invite Only
    The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Lost in the Mail Another “no thoughts, just fights” episode.
  8. Episode 10 Mamacity Madness Part 2
    The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Fight Club We’re judging all of Miami’s matchups and determining winners.
  9. Episode 9 Mamacita Madness Part 1
    The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: The Past Is Prelude The poet Dr. Nicole hired for this party has his work cut out for him.
  10. Episode 8 Palm Beach Pandemonium
    The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Father’s Day Lisa and Nicole are in the midst of truly devastating familial challenges.
  11. Episode 7 Dildo or Dildon’t
    The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Car Troubles Miami proves that an episode can be fun without any conflict. Well, until everyone turns on Marysol.
  12. Episode 6 Farmer of the Opera
    The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: The Real Divas Is it possible Larsa doesn’t know what an apology is?
  13. Episode 5 A Night at the Opera
    The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Specialist K We all love a good villain, but Larsa’s behavior about Guerdy’s diagnosis is so beyond the pale that it’s impossible to enjoy her antics.
  14. Episode 4 Slam Dunks and Friendship Flunks
    The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Double Dribble This franchise is so unserious, which is exactly how we like it.
  15. Episode 3 Loose Lips
    The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: The Miseducation of Larsa Pippen We shouldn’t be surprised that Larsa manages to make Guerdy’s cancer diagnosis all about her, and yet it’s still shocking.
  16. Episode 2 Champagne Confessions
    The Real Housewives of Miami Recap: Airing Jordan Guerdy telling the wives about her diagnosis is one of the saddest and hardest scenes we’ve ever seen on Bravo.
  17. Episode 1 Nuevos Horizontes
    The Real Housewives of Miami Season-Premiere Recap: Dark Horizons Guerdy’s diagnosis feels even more monumental next to the silly fights and low-stakes drama that have made the RHOM reboot so strong.

The Latest Real Housewives News

  1. bravo
    Phaedra Parks Schemed a Real Housewives of Atlanta Return Leave it to the Traitors standout to find her way back.
  2. living the dream
    Bravo Superfan Jennifer Lawrence Will Be a Real-ish Housewife In the sense that she’s starring in a Real Housewives–inspired murder mystery movie for A24 and Apple.
  3. turning the tables
    Will RHONJ Forgo a Reunion This Season? Despite being only four episodes in, speculation has begun over whether or not this unconventional season will end with a reunion.
  4. kudos for saying that
    Andy Cohen Speaks Out on Bravo Lawsuits, Bethenny Frankel On RHONY’s alleged racism, on-set alcohol, and Bethenny’s reality union.
  5. perfectly balanced
    The Real Housewives Franchise Won’t Be Caught Minkoff-less Crystal Kung Minkoff is out, but Rebecca Minkoff is (reportedly) in.
  6. the (franklin) lakes
    Taylor Swift Lived It Up at Coachella Next to Teresa Giudice The superstar enjoyed Ice Spice’s performance just a few feet from Swift and Kelce.
  7. stay
    Rihanna Wants Monica Garcia Back on RHOSLC She’s also a Kyle Richards and Morgan Wade believer.
  8. lawsuits
    Brandi Glanville Accuses Andy Cohen of Sexual Harassment The Bravo host quickly took to Twitter to respond.
  9. crossovers
    Yup, Rihanna Is Still a Real Housewives Stan She was reportedly stoked to meet Kyle Richards while shopping at Kemo Sabe.
  10. 25 days of reality
    Reality TV’s Sapphic Revolution Jenna Fucking Lyons, Selling Sunset, and The Ultimatum: Queer Love herald a sea change in the television formula.
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