Hot Spring Healing
The spread of the transient world is like the boughs of a tree—utterly without end. This, then, is but a possible small tale that could take place after the prevention of the Tsukuyomi disaster.
Shingen: HOT SPRINGS!
Wyrmclan Leaders: Er...hot springs?
Shingen: Yes. In the wake of the mayhem with Tsukuyomi, we Wyrmclan leaders have poured our hearts and souls into calming the upset in Hinomoto.
Shingen: As a result, we have finally been able to reclaim some semblance of calm. But alas, our duties do not end there.
Shingen: The prime duty of the twelve Wyrmclan leaders is, as shogun candidates, to make this land ever more bounteous. Yet we are all quite fatigued at the moment.
Ieyasu: Indeed, we have been working nonstop since the incident.
Shingen: And nothing can be accomplished with a worn and tired body, which is why I propose that we Wyrmclan leaders go on a hot springs trip.
Shingen: We must needs cleanse the grime of the world and recharge our spirits—and this can only be accomplished at a hot spring!
Seimei: (He's quite fired up about this. Of course, he HAS always loved hot springs more than anyone I know.)
Mitsuhide: I totally agree! Rest hard to work hard! Variety is the spice of life! And so on!
Nobunaga: You never seem to make it to the "work hard" portion of that equation. However, I concur with the idea of hot springs.
Ieyasu: We haven't seen any remnants of the Mukuroshu in some time, and I've no objections to this plan. However, what is the trip to be like, exactly?
Shingen: Well, since we can't all be resting at the same time, we'll split into two groups and switch off.
Shingen: The first group will be the Rat, Ox, Tiger, Horse, and Boar. And our destination is...
South Grastaea Aquagi Village Beach and Hot Spring Resort
Shingen: Ahhhh... Now that soothes the body. Excellent job finding this place, Ieyasu.
Summer Ieyasu: I'm most pleased that you like it. However, I'm curious why you were so insistent about coming here when we could have found a hot spring in Hinomoto.
Shingen: I'd actually planned to drop by this place while I was on the journey to deliver New Year's blessings, but with all the Tsukuyomi hubbub, I missed my chance.
Shingen: And besides, if we leave Hinomoto, that will likely inspire growth in others.
Meanwhile, in Hinomoto...
Yukimura: General Shingen entrusted me with his precious people and lands, and I'm gonna take care of them SO HARD!
Izumo: I will help as well, Lady Yukimura.
Shingen: You all left things to your vassals in your absences as well, I hope? Doing so will help foster a sense of responsibility, for wisdom comes only from hard work.
Summer Ieyasu: I would certainly expect such an ethos from a man like you who values personal growth above nearly all else.
Summer Mitsuhide: By the way, Shingen. I know this place has a permissive swimwear policy, but maybe you wanna consider at least removing the ol' helmet?
Shingen: This helm is my identity, and I cannot so readily be parted from it. Ha ha ha!
Nobunaga: Well, that was a nice dip! And now that we have enjoyed the warming waters...
Shingen: It's banquet time! Let us eat, drink, and make merry as we forget the stress of our most transient world!
Everyone: Huzzah!
Fudo Myo-o: I removed the skin and small bones of the fish so they wouldn't get caught in your throat, Lord Shingen.
Shingen: My thanks, Fudo Myo-o.
Nobunaga: Say, everyone. Since we have this fine opportunity, how about we have ourselves a little heart-to-heart?
Mitsuhide: About what?
Nobunaga: To be frank, we should decide who is most suited to be the next shogun. We all are both comrades and candidates, so surely we're interested in each others' opinions?
Seimei: Hmm. The shogunal successor is a topic of some intensity. Such opinions might well cause sparks to fly.
Shingen: But this is a party, which means disquiet and disrespect can simply be washed away as japes borne of the atmosphere.
Nobunaga: Just so, Shingen. So then, everyone? What feelings burn deep in your hearts?
Mitsuhide: My stance burns right out in the open. Being shogun would be a pain and I don't wanna do it, 'kay, thanks. NEXT!
Seimei: I also have no interest.
Ieyasu: The peace of the people is paramount to me. If I can achieve that, I have no particular fixation on political positions.
Nobunaga: Hmph. Well you all sure sound indifferent about it.
Shingen: You on the other hand seem highly enthusiastic.
Nobunaga: Of course! My dream is to rule the entire country! What about you, Shingen?
Shingen: I'll leave that to your imagination.
Nobunaga: A fairly self-important way of putting it. Trying to confound us, perhaps?
Shingen: Some things are better left unsaid, I think. Now then, Mitsuhide! I hear you have prepared some entertainment for us?
Mitsuhide: Ooo, is it time? Awesome! ...Ahem! When I heard our next guest was touring in the south, I had him adjust his schedule just to be here tonight...
Mitsuhide: Heeey, Hanabusa! You're up!
Mitsuhide: ...Hanabusa? Hello? ...Well, that's weird. He should be waiting right over there.
Hanabusa: *guuuuurgle*
Mitsuhide: Uh oh. I worried this might happen. Tummy trouble?
Hanabusa: F-forgive me, Lady Mitsuhide. I know you entrusted me with this great responsibility, but in this state, I—*guuurgle*
Shingen: I heard the poor man was disposed to such suffering. It seems the tension of the hour is giving him a case of the runs.
Mitsuhide: Great responsibility? He's dancing for a party! Dude seriously needs to relax.
Shingen: Yes, but a party for high-level individuals, which is undoubtedly stressful. That being said, this is bound to end in both misery and many soiled pants, so... Hmm...
Hanabusa: The party has become subdued... Oh, and I had planned such a perfect dance for Lady Mitsuhide and the others!
Hanabusa: I have no options left to me now save ending my shameful life, so I suppose... Hmm? I hear cheers from the party venue!
Shingen: Movements swift as wind! A stance stately as the silent forest!
Nobunaga: Very good, Shingen! Bravo!
Shingen: Passionate like fire! Making the earth sing like a mountain! This is the heart of my Furinkazan dancing style!
Hanabusa: What on earth is this?
Mitsuhide: While you were, er, "indisposed," Shingen leapt into action.
Shingen: One of my vassals is a master of Hinomotoan dance, and I thought I might take the opportunity to show off what they taught me!
Seimei: You call that dancing? It looked more like the writhing of a fiend, or maybe a sumo wrestler toppling over the buffet table.
Shingen: And yet it still livened up the party! Sometimes perfection is not required for a thing to be workable.
Hanabusa: Perfection is not required...
Shingen: Now, Hanabusa! I hand it off to you! There are not many dancers worse than I, so you can but improve upon my flailings.
Shingen: I promise no one here will be so boorish as to critique your work, so please dance as your heart tells you.
Hanabusa: I thank you, Lord Shingen. Though unworthy, I shall perform a dance before your noble personages.
This time, Hanabusa's dance was graceful and magnificent as a willow in the breeze.
Shingen: Hrmm... Seems I got carried away and ate too much. Time for a brisk walk to get my digestion moving again.
Shingen: Ah, the sea at night... For one as I who grew up in the mountains, it is a thing both beautiful and frightful.
Shingen: *cough cough* Hrk! N-not again...
Yoshitsune: There is no best way to live, but there are things that may come into view as a result of one's time being limited.
Shingen: A truth I know well, Yoshitsune. Which is why on this trip, I intend to...
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