No Life Goes to Waste
Sarisse: Thanks for offering to help me catch our dinner, Pecorine.
Pecorine: Ha ha! Don't worry about it. I have to earn my keep, after all.
Pecorine: And just because I eat enough for an army doesn't mean others should go hungry.
Pecorine: Also, I'm pretty good at hunting because I'm used to catching my own food.
Laranoa: Now that's what we like to hear!
Laranoa: But do you really think you can hunt better than two sylvans? Our big ears don't let even the smallest sound get...
Laranoa: ...by!
Laranoa: Ha! Piece of cake.
Sarisse: Heh. That's a future chief for you.
Sarisse: All right, now it's my turn. Haaah!
Pecorine: Whoa! I can't believe you shot down a bird in midair!
Pecorine: Guess I'd better step up my game...
Pecorine: Now THIS is what I call a haul!
Pecorine: That giant man-eating bear thought he got the jump on me, but boy was he wrong!
Pecorine: And now he gets to be our dinner. How crazy is that?! ☆
Laranoa: We finished up a lot quicker than I was expecting. Thanks so much for the help!
Sarisse: Yeah, and I got to spend the extra time gathering fruit, which was SUPER great.
Pecorine: Happy to be of service!
Pecorine: Holy wow, you sure like apples, huh? You got a whole bushel sitting there.
Laranoa: Oh yeah, Sarisse and her brother, Luca, both love 'em. It's part of the reason they get along so well.
Sarisse: We do not! Take that back!
Laranoa: Hee hee! Someone's blushing.
Sarisse: Yeah, so I like apples. Big deal! I mean, YOUR basket is crammed full of plums, so what's the difference?
Laranoa: The difference is that plums are a far superior fruit.
Pecorine: If the two of you like apples and plums so much, you can have mine.
Laranoa: Really?! Thanks, Pecorine!
Laranoa: But you have to let me return the favor. What's your favorite food?
Pecorine: Hmm. That's tough...
Pecorine: Sorry! Can't decide. I love all food equally.
Pecorine: I'll literally eat anything. Monsters, bugs, monsters with bugs on them...
Laranoa & Sarisse: MONSTERS?!
Pecorine: Oh yeah, you guys all call monsters "fiends" here, huh?
Sarisse: That is NOT the part of that sentence we're worried about.
Laranoa: How can you eat a fiend?! They're all weird-looking and squishy and...gross.
Pecorine: Have you ever actually tried eating fiend? The meat has a really unique flavor if you know how to prepare it properly. It's so nice and chewy and...
Fiend: Graagh?
Pecorine: Yeah, exactly. See, you're starting to come around! ...Wait, huh?
Everyone: It's a fiend!
Sarisse: Whew! That thing came out of nowh...
Sarisse: Uh, Pecorine? Why are you stuffing a fiend corpse into your bag?!
Pecorine: So we can cook it later, of course! If you're gonna claim a life, you can't let it go to waste!
Pecorine: Plus, now I can cook some fiendmeat for all of us to share!
Laranoa & Sarisse: Ugh...
Pecorine: One delicious fiend, coming up! Go on and dig in, guys.
Sarisse: I don't eat tentacles, and I ESPECIALLY don't eat tentacles that are still moving.
Laranoa: Yeah, this is totally still making noise.
Pecorine: Some ingredients are livelier than others. That's just how it is!
Pecorine: Now get to eating already! *chomp*
Pecorine: Ahhh...delicious. The fiends in your world have a spicy kick my monsters lack.
Laranoa: She looks like she's really enjoying it. Does that mean I should...?
Sarisse: You can't be serious.
Laranoa: Well, she's made me kind of curious— plus, this wouldn't be the first time something tasted better than it looked.
Laranoa: Besides, if you really CAN eat fiends, that's something I should know as the next chief of my village. Heck, it could save us from starvation one day!
Laranoa: Right then. Here goes... *nibble*
Laranoa: ...Whoa. This is actually really good! *munch* *chomp*
Sarisse: If you're joking just to make me try this, I swear I'm gonna put a fork in your ear.
Pecorine & Laranoa: *munch* *munch*
Sarisse: Fine! Fine. I'll just... *nibble*
Sarisse: Holy snot, it doesn't taste like snot... It's actually really good!
Pecorine: I'm glad you both ended up enjoying it.
Laranoa: I can't believe what I've been missing out on all this time!
Pecorine: Oh, fiends are full of culinary potential! It's just hard to bring it out.
Laranoa: In that case, I've made up my mind!
Laranoa: I want you to come to our village and become our head chef!
Sarisse: Did all that fiendmeat make you loopy? Not only is she not actually a sylvan, she's not even from this WORLD!
Laranoa: Details, details! Talented people are always welcome in my village, no matter where they're from.
Pecorine: Aww, thanks, guys. Bring it in!
Laranoa: Aaagh! Can't...breathe!
Pecorine: Whoopsie! Sorry about that. I was just really happy, is all.
Pecorine: It's just so sweet how you'd welcome someone who's not from the same race or world into your village with open arms.
Pecorine: You've got such a big heart... I think I love you!
Pecorine: And if I can't get back to my world, I know where I want to live!
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