• Irresistible

    Irresistible

    ★★½

    Democratic Socialists of America Fund

    2020 - RANKED

    The most puzzling thing about Jon Stewart's second film Irresistible is that it's nothing like him. It's not clever, empathetic, insightful or, even though the twist tries to convince you otherwise, informative. Instead, Irresistible is a movie with an identity crisis.

    The one thing that could have saved the movie is Carrell, who unfortunately is doing the usual schtick. His character doesn't come within 25 miles of being likable, which is a…

  • Guns Akimbo

    Guns Akimbo

    ★½

    2020 - RANKED

    It’s Scott Pilgrim, but stupid.

    Daniel Radcliffe is legitimately great tho. Gotta support my man.

  • Tomorrow Never Dies

    Tomorrow Never Dies

    ★★★½

    Michelle 👏 Yeoh 👏

    This definitely registers as one of the more fluffy and fun Bond movies, but it’s also one that’s aged especially well given the subject matter.

  • Superman: Red Son

    Superman: Red Son

    ★★★

    Lmaooooo. Comrade. Failures of capitalism. Stalin getting laser-eyed to death. “America First!” This was ridiculous.

    On the one hand, I really appreciate these DC animation movies for bringing classic graphic novels to life in a different medium.

    On the other, they take great stories and adapt them seemingly as cheaply as possible, which shows in the final product. Red Son is the latest example of that. It’s not as awful as Hush from last year, but it’s also not as…

  • MacGruber

    MacGruber

    ★★★★★

    Almost nothing more fun movie-wise than showing this to people who haven’t seen it.

  • Ten Little Indians

    Ten Little Indians

    ★★★★

    Never trust a woman.

    The 60s were quite a time!

  • Thirteen Days

    Thirteen Days

    ★★★★

    Kevin Costner doing hammy accents in 60’s set political thrillers is the best movie genre

  • The Phenomenon

    The Phenomenon

    ★★★½

    It’s funny to me how UFOs were front page, international news at the same time WWII was ending, and now the conversations about the 99.99% likelihood of extraterrestrial life is relegated to subreddits and a kitschy CNN headline every now and again.

    Aliens are out there, they must be social distancing, right????

    @JoeBiden, @KamalaHarris pls tell us.

  • The Man from U.N.C.L.E.

    The Man from U.N.C.L.E.

    ★★★★½

    Thrilled to report that this still wholly, completely, totally owns from start to finish.

    Everyone is hot, the music bangs and this movies comedic sensibilities are off the charts great. Truly one of the most under-appreciated movies of the 2010’s.

    We should be getting one of these every few years until the end of time, but alas, it flopped. Damn you all to hell.

  • The Godfather Part III

    The Godfather Part III

    ★★★½

    The Death of Michael Corleone

    New cut, same problems. Sofia isn’t great and it needed Tom Hagen in the story. Fix those things and the coda likely would have been a bigger success. As is, it works fine.

  • Batman: The Long Halloween, Part One

    Batman: The Long Halloween, Part One

    ★½

    The animation is balls compared to what it could/should be, the dialogue is incredibly lame, the changes they made are either flat-out weird or cynically done to add more action and the amount of puns/illusions to Harvey becoming Two Face made me want to kill myself. Oh you’re of two minds on something Harvey?? Such clever writing!!

    After Hush, I have no faith they’re actually going to keep it to the original killer, which is exactly what you want from…

  • You've Got Mail

    You've Got Mail

    ★★★★½

    Fall is here 🍁🍂🦃

    EKL #1

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