• Batman: The Long Halloween, Part Two

    Batman: The Long Halloween, Part Two

    ½

    It's one thing to want to put your own spin on a classic story. It's another thing entirely to not understand what made the story great in the first place.

    My last direct-to-video DC movie. They're bad!

  • Batman: The Long Halloween, Part One

    Batman: The Long Halloween, Part One

    ★½

    The animation is balls compared to what it could/should be, the dialogue is incredibly lame, the changes they made are either flat-out weird or cynically done to add more action and the amount of puns/illusions to Harvey becoming Two Face made me want to kill myself. Oh you’re of two minds on something Harvey?? Such clever writing!!

    After Hush, I have no faith they’re actually going to keep it to the original killer, which is exactly what you want from…

  • Guns Akimbo

    Guns Akimbo

    ★½

    2020 - RANKED

    It’s Scott Pilgrim, but stupid.

    Daniel Radcliffe is legitimately great tho. Gotta support my man.

  • Irresistible

    Irresistible

    ★★½

    Democratic Socialists of America Fund

    2020 - RANKED

    The most puzzling thing about Jon Stewart's second film Irresistible is that it's nothing like him. It's not clever, empathetic, insightful or, even though the twist tries to convince you otherwise, informative. Instead, Irresistible is a movie with an identity crisis.

    The one thing that could have saved the movie is Carrell, who unfortunately is doing the usual schtick. His character doesn't come within 25 miles of being likable, which is a…

  • Watchmen

    Watchmen

    ★★★

    This proved once and for all that adapting Watchmen was possible, and perhaps necessary, no matter what that grump Alan Moore says.

    It also proved that the person tasked with adapting it needed to understand the story better than Snyder seems to here.

    Maybe one day.

  • 42

    42

    ★★★

    Rock solid sports movie.

  • Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

    Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

    ★★★

    Be excellent to each other.

  • Superman: Red Son

    Superman: Red Son

    ★★★

    Lmaooooo. Comrade. Failures of capitalism. Stalin getting laser-eyed to death. “America First!” This was ridiculous.

    On the one hand, I really appreciate these DC animation movies for bringing classic graphic novels to life in a different medium.

    On the other, they take great stories and adapt them seemingly as cheaply as possible, which shows in the final product. Red Son is the latest example of that. It’s not as awful as Hush from last year, but it’s also not as…

  • Tomorrow Never Dies

    Tomorrow Never Dies

    ★★★½

    Michelle 👏 Yeoh 👏

    This definitely registers as one of the more fluffy and fun Bond movies, but it’s also one that’s aged especially well given the subject matter.

  • The Phenomenon

    The Phenomenon

    ★★★½

    It’s funny to me how UFOs were front page, international news at the same time WWII was ending, and now the conversations about the 99.99% likelihood of extraterrestrial life is relegated to subreddits and a kitschy CNN headline every now and again.

    Aliens are out there, they must be social distancing, right????

    @JoeBiden, @KamalaHarris pls tell us.

  • The Godfather Part III

    The Godfather Part III

    ★★★½

    The Death of Michael Corleone

    New cut, same problems. Sofia isn’t great and it needed Tom Hagen in the story. Fix those things and the coda likely would have been a bigger success. As is, it works fine.

  • Waiting for Guffman

    Waiting for Guffman

    ★★★½

    Rest In Peace, Fred. Funny to your bones.

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