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  • Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

    Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban 2004

    ★★½ Rewatched 11 Nov 2020 2

    Sorry y’all. This isn’t good.

    Cuaron gets points for creativity, but even the best direction in the world can’t overcome a story as thin as this.

    Crimes of Grindelwald > Prisoner of Azkaban

  • Halloween

    Halloween 1978

    ★★½ Watched 09 Oct 2018

    If you have a specific phobia of hammy acting and lame killing sequences, then Halloween will scare the shit out of you.

    But, yeah, it doesn't hold up at all through 2018 eyes. In fact, I can't help but wonder how this actually scared people way back when. The Exorcist came out 5 years earlier and is legitimately still upsetting. This? Total cheese-fest.

    Blows my mind that anyone would find this the least bit unsettling. Whatever.

    Grade: 5/10

  • The Bourne Identity

    The Bourne Identity 2002

    ★★★ Rewatched 13 Jun 2021

    More jumpy and uneven than I remember, still pretty cool though.

  • Top Gun

    Top Gun 1986

    ★★★½ Watched 25 May 2022

    Planes go WHHHHIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRR and Tom Cruise has a very distracting unibrow.

    Top Gun!

  • The Bourne Supremacy

    The Bourne Supremacy 2004

    ★★★½ Rewatched 14 Jun 2021

    Still fun, but I’m not enjoying rewatching this series as much as I thought I would.

  • Quantum of Solace

    Quantum of Solace 2008

    ★★★½ Rewatched 22 Dec 2019

    License To Thrill: James Bond Rewatch Part 2

    Quantum gets a bad rap for some reason. Not sure why. It’s obviously the weakest of the 4, but is it bad? I don’t think so. Except the song. That is very bad. Will concede that one for sure. On top of the odd movies in this series being better, they also have way better theme songs. Huh. Go figure.

    Picking up minutes after the last one ended is a fun little…

  • Alien: Covenant

    Alien: Covenant 2017

    ★★★★ Rewatched 06 May 2024

    A severed head slowly turning in the water.

    This should have made nine billion dollars.

  • Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation

    Mission: Impossible – Rogue Nation 2015

    ★★★★ Rewatched 08 Jul 2023

    We don’t talk enough about how in the span of like 30 minutes movie time, Ethan Hunt drowns, is resuscitated, then gets into a car chase, crashes the car, gets into a bike chase and then crashes the bike.

  • Edge of Tomorrow

    Edge of Tomorrow 2014

    ★★★★ Rewatched 26 Jun 2023

    “Groundhog Day but its ______________.” is definitely in the running for my favorite movie genre.

    Whatever this is called, it’s one of the coolest action movies of the last 10-15 years, no doubt. And Emily Blunt does that thing. You know what I’m talking about.

  • Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

    Rogue One: A Star Wars Story 2016

    ★★★★ Rewatched 30 May 2022

    Ok now that we’ve had our fun with Star Wars on TV, let’s get it back on the big screen, because stuff like this is way cooler.

  • Alien: Covenant

    Alien: Covenant 2017

    ★★★★ Rewatched 01 Apr 2022

    Rad as hell. I still wish we got more answers from Prometheus, but whatever. If I can't have that, I'll happily take Ridley going fucking berserk instead.

  • Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

    Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice 2016

    ★★★★ Rewatched 09 Mar 2021

    I’m not sure I’ve ever seen a movie rely so much on news footage to tell its story. Snyder uses it for exposition, literally explaining the story as it happens and providing commentary so the audience gets what he's going for.

    This movie is so dumb. I love it.

    If the Snyder Cut isn’t this dopey and nonsensical, I will be very disappointed.

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