• Arrival

    Arrival

    ★★★★★

    Simply one of the most luscious, invigorating, smart, and devastating science fiction films ever made.

    Come back to me.

    Every frame of this is perfection, and it might not even be my favorite Denis film. That's TBD until after I rewatch BR2049. Even if it’s #2, goddamn it is this great.

  • JFK

    JFK

    ★★★★★

    A weird way to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day, I know.

    John Kennedy represents the last great hope of a country that was killed by the military industrial complex and the greed of men. At least that’s Stone’s view, and for the most part it’s mine as well. 

    I think the Kennedy assassination was obviously a conspiracy, and the most important question regarding it isn’t who or what. It’s why.

    Since 11/22/1963, those gunshots have echoed through the halls of justice…

  • Mission: Impossible – Fallout

    Mission: Impossible – Fallout

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    A masterclass in big-budget filmmaking brought to you by the guy who set and has been holding the standard as long as I've been alive.

    Mission: Impossible - Fallout is pretty much a masterpiece. It nails big moments, small moments and medium-sized moments with the same level of intensity and focus, while never stiffing the audience on the cloak-and-dagger spy stuff we go nuts over.

    King to rook 4 for McQuarrie as the best action director working today.

    Your move, Nolan.

    Grade: 9.5/10

  • Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    Star Wars: The Last Jedi

    ★★★★½

    Let’s just say it’s no coincidence that the people who say this “isn’t Star Wars” have awful opinions of what Star Wars is supposed to be.

    Where The Force Awakens excels in delivering the greatest hits, The Last Jedi is an album of new stuff, retaining classic story elements while showing the maturity that the 8th movie in a series should have. Addressing the war in Star Wars being one of the most controversial, along with the audaciousness of showing that…

  • JFK

    JFK

    ★★★★★

    As powerful as the first time I saw it many years ago on a dark and stormy night.

    As X said, we can pick apart the who and the what all we like, but 60 years on now, the argument really can’t be made that the “why” that Oliver Stone ended up at wasn’t dead on.

    The Presidency is a transitory role, acquiesced completely to military might, and sadly every President since Jack has fully bought into the mania. And…

  • Blade Runner 2049

    Blade Runner 2049

    ★★★★½

    Current drunk me: this is a fucking masterpiece bro oh my god. Denis punch me daddy. Ryan bash my face in. Roger knock my fucking teeth out.

    Future sober me: Blade Runner 2049 is what all sequels should aspire to be. It expands upon the world set up by the original, mining a deeper meaning while expanding the scope of the original, a gold standard of sci-fi storytelling. Can be watched on a loop until oblivion.

  • Forrest Gump

    Forrest Gump

    ★★★★½

    The snarkiness that’s been directed at this over the last few years is completely undeserved. Listen up nerds, this isn’t as loud of a statement as Pulp Fiction was but I think it goes toe-to-toe with Shawshank on a dramatic level.

    The unending charm and sweetness that eminates from Forrest Gump is just irresistable to me. Hanks, Roth and Zemeckis really delivered something really special here, and I think it’s legacy as a quintessential American movie will stand the test of time. Shawshank and Pulp’s will too. There’s enough room at the table for everyone.

  • Heat

    Heat

    ★★★★★

    “The action is the juice.”

    Hell yeah it is.

    Best action movie ever. 

    Top tier Pacino.

    Top tier De Niro.

    Movies don’t get much better than this.

  • Toy Story

    Toy Story

    ★★★★★

    The Road to 4: Sid’s Little Shop of Horrors

    Pixar and I were born (hatched in my case) 7 months apart in 1995. I had the toys, I watched the movies and like everyone else I've had a front row seat to Pixar’s legendary film output over the last 24 years. 

    Their highs are genre-defining and their “lows” hardly drop an ounce of enthusiasm I have for whatever their next project is.

    Toy Story is the genesis of that goodwill…

  • The Wolf of Wall Street

    The Wolf of Wall Street

    ★★★★★

    Marty Scorsese gives a guided tour through a level of hell Dante couldn’t anticipate in his dizziest daydream.

    Wolf, Fight Club and probably Joker all belong in the Half of the Audience Missed The Point Hall of Fame, which I have decided is a thing.

  • Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

    Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

    ★★★★½

    Book Thoughts:

    Pretty good, but too long.

    Harry’s a bit of a dumbass, but that’s explained pretty well, so it doesn’t bother me too much.

    The lack of a central mystery leaves the story a smidge hollow, but a mystery wouldn’t fit, so it’s no big deal. 

    It made me hate Hagrid.

    The book is the best of all of them at giving the reader insight about what it would feel to actually go to a wizarding boarding school. I…

  • The Irishman

    The Irishman

    ★★★★★

    Criterion Collection.

    Now that it’s out on Criterion, I’ll take a break from this. I want to really build the anticipation before I watch it again in a few years, since I can already recite some scenes from memory lol.

    Any clumsiness you can attribute to the first couple thirds, whether it be youthifying, the actors playing younger than they are, whatever, is overshadowed by that last hour.

    That last damn hour. Good lord. I love it as your basic,…

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