* Posts by captain veg

2494 publicly visible posts • joined 12 Jun 2009

In-a-spin Home Sec: 'We won't be rifling through people's web history'

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at least

We now know what the Lib Dems were for. Pity they had to be put down.

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Top cops demand access to the UK's entire web browsing history

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Once again

It's just a way of creating an ocean of non-suspects' data to go fishing in. Actual criminals (apart from the terminally stupid, who ought to be pretty easy to catch anyway) will, of course, take suitable anonymising measures.

The justification of "making the job easier for the Police" doesn't stand up. If you make it easy for Plod to investigate everyone, then they will investigate everyone. The concept of reasonable suspicion gets fenestrally ejected, and everyone becomes an unreasoned suspect.

Is that what you want?

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Raspberry Pi grows the pie with new deal allowing custom recipes

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Re: Careful!

I miss American Pi.

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Smartphone boutique OnePlus reveals another model you can’t get

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Re: Ceramic?

Yes. And the hideously expensive brake disks on some exotica.

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Flickering screens turn Microsoft Surface Books into Microsoft Surface paperweights

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How many Microsoft engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just the one, but there is still a problem with flickering that will be fixed in the next release.

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Further confusion at TalkTalk claims it was hit by 'sequential attack'

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Sequent

Perhaps they've still got some old DYNIX kit?

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If MR ROBOT was realistic, he’d be in an Iron Maiden t-shirt and SMELL of WEE

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that's gross

90 90 90 in hex would (according to Bing translate) be pronounced "ein hundert und vierundvierzig" (x 3).

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Is China dumping smartphones on world+dog?

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Re: Rightwards Ho

Climate science is hard. Actual climate scientists are smart guys who have had to wrestle difficult stuff.

You are an Anonymous Coward.

Your opinion, for that's all it is, is worthless. Nothing to debate.

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BBC shuts off iPlayer to UK VPNs, cutting access to overseas fans

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freeloaders

"The embargo is bad news for VPN providers, many of whom make money from people who want the BBC's content, but don't fancy living within Britain's borders."

Indeed, there is quite an industry in Europe charging British ex-pats good money to access FTA content. Where my parents live in Spain, companies with big satellite dishes openly re-distribute UK channels (e.g. over microwave links) for profit. Not sure at all how that's legal, if indeed it is. And equally openly there are UK-based VPN providers advertising their services as a way to beat IP geo-location, for a fee.

The whole thing is deeply fúcked. What's required is for the EU to properly implement the single market and tell the copyright owners that their border-based business model is busted. It should matter not a jot who carries content, so long as the owner get fair compensation.

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Microsoft offers to PAY YOU to trade in your old computer for a Windows 10 device

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Re: So I can get £100 each?

I suspect you're out of luck with the old laptops, especially if old enough to be running ME. The offer doesn't apply to anything over 6 years. And it has to have a working battery. Contradictory?

Even had I some qualifying kit worth less than a ton, what would prevent me from going for it would be the requirement to supply "personal details". This is just another data slurp.

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Wheels come off parents' plan to dub sprog 'Mini Cooper'

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Re: More to It

Another consequence of the "must be a saint" naming rule is that people often picked by looking at a calendar. Some people plumped for the national day (Fete Nationale), and named their sprog Fetnat. Really.

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Microsoft now awfully pushy with Windows 10 on Win 7, 8 PCs – Reg readers hit back

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FTFY

Fúck That, Fúck You?

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Dry those eyes, ad blockers are unlikely to kill the internet

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Re: Who is going to be the brave soul who...

There is a difference between marketing and advertising, but leaving that aside (and the big party), it does happen. The clothes retailer Zara, for example, does not advertise. Heard of it?

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Oddly enough...

It was the Dilbert web site that prompted me to start adblocking in the first place. Once I discovered that the interminable wait for the pages to load was entirely down to the advertising, I never looked back.

This is the problem with online advertising as currently constructed. The value is not neutral, not even close. It is unremittingly negative. And is likely to become a problem even to us blockers, because the alternatives which might tempt revenue-challenged site owners include the likes of undeclared product placement and advertorial.

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PRIMITIVE TOOLS found near MICROSOFT headquarters

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Re: Primitive tools?

Ever tried edlin?

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Man goes to collect stolen-car court docs found in stolen car in stolen car

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Re: "a Nissan Infiniti"

See also Proton Lotus, Volkswagen Bentley, Fiat Ferrari.

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The Emissionary Position: screwing the motorist the European way

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Re: Diesel != Fossil Oil

There may well be concrete advantages to running your diesel engine on vegetable oil, but I fail to see how low NOx and particulate emmissions can be among them. The NOx comes from subjecting the N and O *from the air* to high combustion temperature and sub-stoichiometric fuel quantity. The particulates are just soot, which you get from burning anything that's got carbon in it.

I'd prefer to be proved wrong than downvoted, by the way.

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Re: Fact-Checking Needed

> Back in the 1950s Ducati was making V8 500cc motorbikes

That was Moto Guzzi.

From the article:

"to get that high compression ratio, the diesel engine needs a longer stroke"

There is no relationship between stroke and compression ratio. It is simply the ratio between the volume swept by the piston and that of the combustion chamber.

"the higher density of diesel is the reason there are very few diesel aeroplanes"

I would have thought that the additional weight (required to contain the higher pressures) was more of a factor.

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Hurrah! Doctor Who brings us a bootstrap paradox treat in Before the Flood

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substandard monster, crap animations, looked like it was made from sheet paper

I thought that was rather clever. It was, after all, supposed to be 1980.

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BT to shoot 'up to 330Mbps' G.fast into 2,000 Gosforth homes

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Gosforth and multiply?

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Team Microsoft: Device Police... 'Are you pumped? I'm pumped'

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Re: Now with call recording!

> Have they done anything since WP7

Sure. They've changed the name to Windows Mobile. Again.

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Virgin Media's SPAM-AGEDDON 'fix' silences mailboxes

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Good

"Valid emails are being deleted and as far as I can see they are not necessarily bounced back to the originator."

Well that's good. Having identified something as spam (even if wrongly), it would be cretinous to bounce it "back" to the apparent sender. Rule 1: spammers lie. I've had quite enough of other people's spam shovelled into my mailbox by MTAs configured by morons, thanks.

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It's the white heat of the tech revolution, again!

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Re: Danny Blanchflower has been consistently wrong about everything

He was right about QE.

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Re: ICL

Er, Triumph Motorcycles? It was poor management and investment-averse shareholders that did for them (see Hopwood, 1981). It was never nationalised.

The current Hinckley-based Triumph is an altogether different affair. Unconcerned by notions of share price or shareholder value, it is a fantastic success.

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Lies from VW: 'Our staff acted criminally but board didn't know'

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Re: Dieselgate

And the NOXious emissions are waste, so just wastegate.

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Uber is killing off iconic black cabs, warns Zac Goldsmith

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Re: I've read the article three times

Read it again. He is worried that they are using predatory pricing to kill the competition. Once in a quasi-monopoly position they can then gouge as much as they like.

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Fed-up sysadmins beg Microsoft to improve pisspoor Windows 10 update notes

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Microsoft, meet shark

Microsoft: "How high?"

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World finally ready for USB-bootable OS/2

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Re: Utter rubbish.

I liked Wordstar too. I still forlornly expect Ctrl+Y to delete the whole line in code editors now. And I have yet to encounter a better electronic thesaurus than the one shipped by MicroPro.

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Windows one

If you are talking about OS/2 version 1, that was a joint effort with Microsoft. IBM didn't set the price or the licensing terms alone.

As for DOS compatibility, it was utter shit in Windows unless you were running in Enhanced mode (on a 386). OS/2 version 2 was much better.

The reason Windows won had rather a lot to do with the fact that OS/2 required at least four megabytes (gasp!) of RAM at precisely the time that DRAM price density was greater than that of gold.

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As we all know, snark always comes before a fall. Mea culpa

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Re: Value relations

"I take this to be proof that Marx's labour theory of value is wrong and Smith's theory of use value is right."

I refute it thus: Gold. Air.

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Re: Choosing a spread ...

The big one. Next question?

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Pro tip: Servers belong in dry server rooms, not wet cloakrooms

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Re: Rain, Rain, Go Away

The next place I worked (c.f. my comment above), the "server room" was "air conditioned" by leaving the window fully open. In summer, a strategically positioned freestanding fan was added.

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Re: Backup

A very long time ago I worked for a company that, in addition to flogging bespoke business apps, built the multi-user machines that they ran on. Everything there was done on the cheap, and the base configuration had just a 5 1/4" floppy for backup. One day a service engineer was called out to a site that had suffered a head crash. He replaced the disk and demanded the backup media. And was presented with a single floppy disk. Total data loss.

But the worst of it is that every night a secretary had sat there watching the backup program and pressing the Enter key when it periodically asked for the next diskette...

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Apple's big secret: It's an insurance firm (now with added finance)

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Re: Allow me to say...

My (limited) experience with Apple devices is much less "it just works" than "your buggered". Perhaps it's a mistake on my part, but knowing that they are actually general-purpose computers I expect them to work like general-purpose computers.

In mitigation, at least on a Mac you can get a shell.

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"So what is this ineffable value proposition that Apple delivers?"

And let us see if we may not eff it after all.

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Ubuntu Wily gaggle builds 15.10 beta beachhead

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Re: Outlook

Some people have the unfortunate requirement to connect to Exchange at work. Well, there's OWA, but Outlook is the obvious fat client.

I have had some success getting Evolution to work with the MAPI provider, but fast it ain't. And a server update could break it at any time.

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Laminate this: Inside Argos' ongoing online (r)evolution

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muppet ads

I had reason recently to purchase some items of swimwear online from Marks and Spencer. Now on the rare occasions I use a browser without ad blocking, all I get is ads *for those exact same items*. What kind of fuckwhittery is that?

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Re: Who remembers Green Shield Stamps?

Who remembers "knights of the Green Shield stamp and shout"?

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Grinning BBC boss blows raspberry at UK.gov, eyes up buffet

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"because Sky is an efficient private company"

Of course, it's nothing to do with the fact that the BBC creates and commissions a vast amount of original material, whereas Sky just broadcasts sports and Hollywood movies.

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Feeling sweary? Don't tell Google Docs

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endless fun

Just in case you've never seen it, the equally American Merriam-Webster dictionary's web site is not at all prudish, and features audio clips demonstrating pronunciation. I couldn't help myself in stealing some of the sound files and attaching them to critical Windows events. It was quite literally some days before the novelty wore off.

http://m-w.com/

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Malvertising attack menaces Match.com users with tainted love

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ad server model broken

This is one of the reasons why I block ads. Visiting a web page is a transaction of trust. The contract is completely broken when some third party is allowed to insert random content into the page, especially when it is paid for.

In print, the media owner inserts the advertising content itself, having first checked that it is suitable and appropriate. Why must online be different?

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Wikipedia’s biggest scandal: Industrial-scale blackmail

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"Grant Shapps found his reputation smeared"

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Back to school: Six of the smartest cheap 'n' cheerful laptops

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Re: Ubuntu boot results?

Indeed, why isn't this a requirement for Reg reviews, given the readership?

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So, was it really the Commies that caused the early 20th Century inequality collapse?

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where's the second part

OK, so you have a theory about the period between 1929 and 1980. (Not saying it is convincing, but there is some coherence to it.)

So how does it explain the sudden and accelerating increase in inequality since Thatcher & Sons destroyed the unions, the industries that they recruited from and notions of social cohesion and progressive taxation?

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Roll up, roll up, as LG launches stealthy Bluetooth keyboard

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Re: No number row?

Consider yourself lucky not to be French. On AZERTY keyboards the top row is accented characters. You have to press Shift (or Caps Lock) to get numbers.

They're hopeless for coding, too. Common symbols like \ need use of the right-hand Alt key.

Now you know why Philippe Kahn had to move to California.

Swiss watch: Cuckoo-clock cops threaten Win 10 whup-ass can pop

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Re: I'm so glad..

> Wow....what browser did you use to post here?

Heard of the Mozilla Foundation? Some people have been known to use its FireFox browser.

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Wrist-top virtualisation comes to Apple Watch

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very old story

I used to do this with VNC from a PalmOS handset to a W2K machine, that I set up for the purpose, to browse web sites that were "optimised" for IE! Those were very much not the days.

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Typewriters suck. Yet we're infinitely richer for those irritating machines

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Re: Typewriters with backspace

As a student, I got myself a secondhand IBM Selectric, since no one could read my handwriting.

It consumed correction ribbon *much* faster than the ink one!

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Re: <pendantry>

Whoooshhhh!!!!

Someone doesn't listen to Shaun Keaveny of a morning.

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Perhaps middle-aged blokes SHOULDN'T try 34-hour-long road trips

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priorité à droite

In france it still is the case that those entering have the right of way, unless signage explicitly states the contrary. It is a consequence of the ridiculous principle of giving priority to those approaching from the right, that has people driving towards junctions staring out of the passenger door window instead of at the road ahead. Possibly the most entertaining place to observe the phenomenon is the Place Charles de Gaulle - Etoile (surrounding the Arc de Triomphe in Paris). When traffic is heavy, which is most of the time, the only part actually moving is the inner ring. The rest is a gridlock of those trying to exit having to wait for a gap in the traffic of those coming on. And there are no lane markings, but if there were I reckon it would be about 15 across.

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