* Posts by captain veg

2919 publicly visible posts • joined 12 Jun 2009

Notepad's new Markdown powers served with a side of remote code execution

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Re: the app's core ethos as a lightweight, fast, no-frills program…

> From what I recall the Notepad application was a thin layer above the the native Windows text window abstraction.

Correct. Just an edit control with the ES_MULTILINE style and some menus that sent it various EM_ (and WM_) messages. Almost nothing to it -- which is what made it great.

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Microsoft kills standalone SharePoint and OneDrive plans, because they’re not suite enough

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Why?

Not so long ago I bought a 1TB microsd card for not a lot of money.

Why would I want this cloud thing?

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Sword of Damocles hangs over UK military’s Ajax as minister says back it or scrap it

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R.I.P. El Reg

When did a "technology news publication" (https://www.theregister.com/Profile/about_the_register/) turn into Jane's Guide to megalethality?

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PowerShell architect retires after decades at the prompt

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Re: the point

> Because of this, PowerShell is less a Bash-type scripting language and more like, say, Python.

You say that like it's a good thing.

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Re: built in to cmd.exe

> The problem with cmd commands is that some of them are built in to cmd.exe

While that is literally true, it implies that I shouldn't expect alternatives to the Bourne (or even Thompson) shell to understand things like ls.

Fortunately they do.

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the point

I never got the point. Why not just add bash-like functionality to cmd.exe?

When forced to use PS I have been unpleasantly surprised by its inability to understand ordinary DOS* commands. What's that's about?

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*Obviously I don't mean actual DOS, of the IBM, MS or DR variants. Just those commands established by more than 40 years of cmd.exe, most of which were inherited from DOS.

Anthropic CEO bloviates for 20,000+ words in thinly veiled plea against regulation

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bloviate

I used to write essays on stuff I thought my colleagues would find useful.

The bosses indulged me, but neither they nor anyone else in the team paid the slightest bit of notice.

They were probably right. We should do the same here.

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Cops put Microsoft Copilot in holding cell after controversial hallucination

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Guildford retired at age 52.

Well, that's taught him.

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Claude Code's prying AIs read off-limits secret files

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Machines

"Don't you hate it when machines can't follow simple instructions?"

Well yes, when interacting with actual machines, and for a given value of "instruction". For example, I hate it when my washing machine won't allow me to open the door, for its own reasons.

"When asked, "If I make a .env file, how do I keep you from reading it?", Claude responded, "You can add .env to a .claudeignore file in your project root. This works like .gitignore — Claude Code will refuse to read any files matching patterns listed there."

"But Claude is incorrect. As described in this Pastebin post, Claude can read the contents of an .env file despite an entry in the .claudeignore file that ought to prevent access.

Repeat after me: LLMs are *not* intelligent. If you ask one a question it *does not* answer it on the basis of truth or knowledge. Its response is simply a statistical extrapolation of your prompt based on its training material. Nothing more, nothing less. Correct or not.

I would seriously like for journalists of all stripes to understand this. It's disappointing that this includes those writing for el Reg.

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'Ralph Wiggum' loop prompts Claude to vibe-clone commercial software for $10 an hour

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you what?

"Huntley has documented how he used Ralph to create an a tax app for the ZX Spectrum, and later reverse-engineered and cloned an Atlassian product."

Yeah. Right.

So we're talking about something which is entirely useless and will never be used and... a clone of something which is entirely useless and nobody wants to use.

Odd choice of project, unless you desperately don't want anyone to probe further.

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Re: Jump

Since we're referencing Happy Days...

"Sit on it, Ralph."

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Everybody is WinRAR phishing, dropping RATs as fast as lightning

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surprised

Is anyone still using this?

Never did myself. When it came out you could still get shareware versions of the original PKZIP, including (for a while) a GUI Windows port, and not much later there was 7Zip. TBH I never got why people went for WinZIP either. The power of marketing, I suppose.

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Raspberry Pi flashes new branded USB drives that promise speedy performance

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"Raspberry Pi also touts the new flash drive as resilient, particularly when it comes to power failure. The company says that the drive survived even when being power cycled tens of thousands of times while reading and writing."

As opposed to the 25 power cycles a second available from the mains?

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AI hasn't delivered the profits it was hyped for, says Deloitte

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consultancy exploits FOMO, no one surprised

"[S]uccess with AI isn't just about boosting efficiency or even growing revenue," the report says. "It's about achieving strategic differentiation and a lasting competitive edge in the marketplace."

Never mind the profits, feel the intangible benefits!

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Majority of CEOs report zero payoff from AI splurge

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The AI era is at least 50 years old. We might be said to be in the early stages of the current AI warm period.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AI_winter

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Manchester ATM ups PIN requirement to full Windows login

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Manc-y

"Manchester (or "Madchester" to readers of a certain age)"

Judging by the state of that machine, Mankchester would seem more apt.

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Sorry Dave, I’m afraid I can’t do that! PCs refuse to shut down after Microsoft patch

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piece of shit

I wouldn't quibble with your characterisation of (many) Vauxhalls, but running-on could happen with any make back then. Carburettors being purely mechanical devices, switching off the electricity stopped the spark plugs doing their thing, but the carbs kept on sucking in fuel as long as the crank kept turning. Which it did if the cylinder heads and.or pistons had developed sufficient carbon build up to glow red-hot and ignite the incoming charge. Which is why we used to periodically perform the ritual of decoking.

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Anthropic Claude wants to be your helpful colleague, always looking over your shoulder

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Re: a script to blindly follow

> outsource it to a call centre in some part of the world and give them nothing more than a script to blindly follow

And thus ended the great hope of "expert systems", a previous attempt at artificial intelligence.

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sic

"Yes, if you happen to sic the AI model on a file or website that contains text that could be interpreted as a system instruction rather than data, you could trigger an indirect prompt injection attack."

Is that "sic" [sic]?

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Maker fight! SparkFun cuts ties with Adafruit in harassment dispute

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lost

Was this article, in fact, a lost chapter from Do Ants Have Arseholes?

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Lawmakers urge FTC to probe Trump Mobile over 'deceptive' marketing

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Despite being a pacifist, this sound great to me... except that the sequence would actually be: kick him in the nads, get shot fatally by ICE agents.

Just as well I'm a pacifist.

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Re: scammy videos on YouTube

Actually, that looks OK, stylistically. Like a big Alfa Romeo.

But yeah, completely made up slop.

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scammy videos on YouTube

Go on the tube and search for "2026 <classic car of your choice>*" and witness the power of AI slop.

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*If your choice didn't cut it, try something like "Morris Minor".

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Re: broken moral compass

Even a broken compass is right twice a d... ah.

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so...

It's two products are (1) a scam (the non-existent phone), and (2) a price-gouging exercise (the hideously overpriced service plan).

Isn't American capitalism great?

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Re: Missed opportunity

You have never had a left wing president. The choice has always been between right-wing and very right-wing.

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Fast Pair, loose security: Bluetooth accessories open to silent hijack

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Re: Wireless earbuds, headphones, and speakers are vulnerable to silent hijacking

This might be a vector for subjecting unsuspecting music fans to the latest U2 album. The horror!

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Ready for a newbie-friendly Linux? Mint team officially releases v 22.3, 'Zena'

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Re: virtualbox painless

That's exactly what I did.

The problem was that the VM created in the Mint/Ubuntu VirtualBox wouldn't boot in the Oracle one.

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Re: virtualbox painless

I have done that in the past, but recently I was obliged to virtualise an instance of corporately locked down Windows 11 with bitlocker drive encryption. It simply refused to unlock the disk image on the Oracle-sourced VirtualBox, presumably because the virtual hardware had changed in some unacceptable way. Either way I reverted pronto because I had work to do.

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painless

Ran the upgrade today. Uncannily quick and totally painless, about as far away from the Microsoft Windows experience as you can get.

The desktop changes are immediately apparent, but haven't yet provoked any frustration of annoyance -- again, very un-Microsoft-like.

My only complaint is that I was hoping for a newer version of VirtualBox to improve nested virtualisation for Windows clients, but it's still the same 7.0, presumably because the underlying Ubuntu base is the same.

Might try Wayland again. The lack of keyboard layout support did for it previously. Not sure if I can live without X11vnc, though.

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Windows Backup adds second-chance restore at sign-in

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Re: "second-chance restore at sign-in"

Nor restore.

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An old parking meter and a Pi make beautiful music together

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Re: sabotage

Parking used to be free in the road outside, but a couple of years ago bays were marked out and a payment machine installed. I wasn't much concerned because I have my own free parking space under the building, but when visitors arrived with their own vehicle I moved mine outside and attempted to buy a ticket for it.

Some kind soul had glued the coin slot shut.

This actually got me off the subsequent fine.

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Meta retreats from metaverse after virtual reality check

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Re: I used the copilot!

LLMs don't make up facts and are incapable of making mistakes. They simply predict a sequence of words that probab(ilistic)ly follow on from your prompt on the basis of what was seen in the training data. They have no understanding of your previous interactions, no matter how recent. Each conversation takes place against a tabula rasa context.

Ascribing actual intelligence to this is a category error.

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Re: I'm shocked they didn't rename it VR AI.

You'll soon be swimming in the MetAIverse, I'm sure.

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Re: Perhaps usage was hampered by the awkward software?

Nah. It's just a stupid idea.

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Cloudflare CEO threatens to make the Winter Olympics a political football after Italy slugs it with a fine

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Re: Please allow me...

Interestingly the French con has the same root (yet is in no way taboo, e.g. Le Dîner de cons), but is gendered in the intensified forms connard (m) and connasse (f).

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Linus Torvalds: Stop making an issue out of AI slop in kernel docs – you're not changing anybody's mind

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actual intelligence

Global human population: circa 8 billion.

Cost of running so-called AI datacentres: several trillion dollars. Each year.

You do the maths.

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Lenovo shows off new laptops that twist and roll

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Re: Widescreen laptop?

Would be even better with the return of the butterfly keyboard.

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Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella becomes AI influencer, asks us all to move beyond slop

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bicycles

'Steve Jobs' famous quote that computers are "bicycles for the mind"'

Well, perhaps not that famous. I'd never heard of it.

But OK, if computers are bicycles for the mind then AI, as currently construed, is bicycles for fish.

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Users prompt Elon Musk's Grok AI chatbot to remove clothes in photos then 'apologize' for it

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utter tit

Consent.

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Europe's cloud challenge: Building an Airbus for the digital age

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Re: which is why many brits voted to leave the EU

Well, there's you, probably and, er, some others. I'm sure that makes many.

For most, though, it was them furriners. No further thought required.

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France’s post office partly offline for over 12 hours after 'major network incident'

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tu veux dire

I think you mean merde putain, but kudos for les accents aigus.

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You don't need Linux to run free and open source software

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Re: a lot of FOSS is functional but not actually pleasant to use

That is true... of software in general. The FOS variant has no monopoly.

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BBC tapped to stop Britain being baffled by AI

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Rump won't and can't sue them for a penny. It's bluster hoping for a quick settlement. Fortunately the Beeb employs good lawyers.

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New Jolla phone and Sailfish 5 offer a break from iOS-Android monotony

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Re: Tizen

Yep, and they shot the wrong guy. Maemo was DEB-based, Moblin RPM. Meego got lumbered with the purple helmet and it looks like Sailfish is still similarly afflicted, which is a shame. Still, my N900 was utterly fabulous, and a new Jolla with a physical keyboard, should such an otherhalf accessory emerge, would be quite compelling. I think I know what I want for christmas.

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'Exploitation is imminent' as 39 percent of cloud environs have max-severity React hole

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Re: Have you...?

As it happens I too do some database stuff and I too look askance on that whole ORM thing. So I think we're broadly in agreement.

As for AJAX. I think that the Fetch API has replaced the HttpXml thing which was amazingly useful at the time, but part of the past now.

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EU metes out first-ever Digital Services Act fine, dings X for blue check deception

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Yeah, OK, let's transform el Reg comments into a social media safe house from the voracious Americans.

Ah. Too late.

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shouldn't that read...

"X, when it was still known as Twitter before Musk bought it, used to reserve blue check marks for accounts deemed noteworthy and needing protection from impersonation. Musk changed all that in a bizarre bid to make blue checks less exclusive, rendering them nothing more than the mark of someone willing to pay for a premium X subscription."

Shouldn't that read "Musk changed all that in a desperate bid to staunch massive losses due to the sudden exodus of reputable advertisers"?

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Bots, bias, and bunk: How can you tell what's real on the net?

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Re: Voice != Images

> Report and downvote obvious trash.

I wasn't aware that you could do that on Youtube (which I only use anonymously), and I'm a bit sceptical that it would have any effect, but thanks for the tip.

The trouble is that the value of "obvious" is variable. I've had both relatives and good friends inform me that earnestly that "they're going to bring back" various british cars from the 1960s. Probing inevitably reveals that Youtube is the source of this "information".

Spoiler: they're not. It's AI slop, and yet my pals and rellies watched it, so lucre was earned. Why would you not do that?

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Re: "Liars, cranks, and con artists have always been with us."

So far as I can see no one is calling you an anarchist.

I am calling you a prize twat.

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