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Megalopolis 2024

★★ Watched 03 Jan 2025 2

Seeing as Francis Ford Coppola chose to introduce Adam Driver's Caesar with a quote from Hamlet, I'll respond with the Scottish Play: "Megalopolis was all sound and fury signifying nothing." For all the guff this title justifiably deserves, Coppola does deserve credit for predicting the MAGA/DOGE schism that's formed over the past few weeks. He throws his support behind the unchecked tech-bro billionaires who'll definitely invest their money in the greater good if we let them without regulations, which now…
A Visit from St. Nicholas 1949

★★★ Watched 03 Jan 2025

Satan Claus is not welcome if his idea of a gift is dancing demonic clowns.

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Gonjiam: Haunted Asylum 2018

★★★★ Watched 11 Jun 2019 2

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The Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa 2002

½ Watched 25 Dec 2017 6

The End of Evangelion of Christmas movies.

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