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  • A Bucket of Blood

    ★★★½

  • The Bikini Carwash Company

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  • Heavy Metal

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  • Scooby-Doo! in Arabian Nights

    Scooby-Doo! in Arabian Nights 1994

    ★ Rewatched 21 Dec 2024 5

    Ruh Roh Raggy! #7

    One of the greatest scams of my generation.

    I still remember suffering through this as a very young child, so young I’m kinda amazed I have memories of this. That’s how bad this sucked, it became a defining memory for me.

    I remember getting excited to watch it, I was a big fan of Scooby even then, but that excitement vanished pretty quick once SCOOBY FUCKING LEAVES THE FILM FOR 30 MINUTES! I even remember my…

  • Godzilla Fest 5: All Monsters Showdown

    Godzilla Fest 5: All Monsters Showdown 2024

    ★★★½ Watched 04 Dec 2024 4

    A Walk Amongst Monsters #120

    Jet Jaguar gets his own Gigan scythes and rocket-punches one of them into Ghidorah’s chest. What a Chad.

    Godzilla continues to beat the shit out of former foes in these little annual shorts. It’ll never get old, watching Godzilla land a right hook on Ghidorah’s head is worth it alone. 

    Both G-man and Jet Jaguar get to whoop ass, and get their asses whooped. Ghidorah ain’t no bitch, and even though his suit requires more…

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  • A Bucket of Blood

    A Bucket of Blood 1995

    ★★★½ Watched 03 Jan 2025 3

    How are you going to remake the only film to have the great Dick Miller as the lead, and NOT cast him as a cameo? He’s DICK MILLER! Cameos are what he does!

    I was not aware that Showtime and Roger Corman collaborated in the 90’s to create a series of films for the network. Almost 30 films were made, with some of them (like this) being remakes of Corman classics. This updated remake remains surprisingly accurate to the original,…

  • Animalympics

    Animalympics 1980

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 28 Dec 2024 2

    Did I know that this would somehow become my favorite film of all time when I first discovered it oh so many years ago?

    Of course not.

    Am I glad it has?

    Absolutely!

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  • Suzume

    Suzume 2022

    ★★★★★ Watched 14 Apr 2023 21

    “I feel like I’m in Whisper of the Heart!”

    Pure magic.

    There’s a large group of people on Letterboxd that hate Makoto Shinkai’s films and I’m so glad I’m not one of them.

    I don’t care if it’s cheesy, or if it’s saccharine, or if he loves using similar tropes in his films, because I adore every single second of these films.

    They fill me with such overwhelming joy and elation. Any time I watch Your Name or Weathering with…

  • The Long Goodbye

    The Long Goodbye 1973

    ★★★★★ Watched 15 Aug 2018 2

    Turns out I wasn’t hallucinating and Arnold Schwarzenegger does indeed appear in this movie for 3 minutes playing a mustached bodyguard with no lines.

    Also I wish I could light matches as easy as Elliot Gould.

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