The Bikini Carwash Company

The Bikini Carwash Company

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Thank you Bikini Carwash Company for teaching me what a swish pan is.

The Bikini Carwash Company is a true American classic that trash like The Sound of Music and The Bridge on River Kwai could only hope to be. This belong up there with classics like Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia and Evil Toons in terms of sheer greatness.

I have never seen so much titillation in a movie before. I don’t think any women are fully dressed in this, either naked or wearing bikinis.  Pure Genius. Take that and add in one of my favorite soundtracks ever (pure 90’s glam metal by the band Shake City). Then have multiple montages where our beautiful leads strip, soak, and dance around to the rocking soundtrack. How could I not give this a perfect score?

This is the most enjoyably good-natured sex comedies to ever exist. I understand why this was such a classic on cinemax, when the choices were this or smutty crime thrillers that took themselves too seriously, this was the right pick. I love this movie.

You can’t call yourself a Cinema Aficionado without seeing this at least once.

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