EthanAhern

EthanAhern

I review movies in the worst way possible.

Favorite films

  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
  • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World
  • It's Such a Beautiful Day
  • Fight Club

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  • Family Guy Presents: It's a Trap!

    ★★½

  • Family Guy Presents: Something, Something, Something, Dark Side

    ★★★½

  • Family Guy Presents: Blue Harvest

    ★★★

  • What We Do in the Shadows

    ★★★★

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  • Family Guy Presents: It's a Trap!

    Family Guy Presents: It's a Trap!

    ★★½

    aww boohoo seth macfarlane was forced to make an episode that he didn’t want to make just so he can direct his movie ted, he just wanted to cancel it but fox wouldn’t let him, and just had to acknowledge it in the opening crawl, oh BOOHOO!

    …this kinda sucked, was pretty bored tbh. nothing special happens besides them bringing in American Dad! and The Cleveland Show characters for some reason. now why did I watch all of these in a row tonight instead of that new Wallace and Gromit movie again?

  • Family Guy Presents: Something, Something, Something, Dark Side

    Family Guy Presents: Something, Something, Something, Dark Side

    ★★★½

    A bit more fun than I remember it being. It’s still more of the same with the fuckass pop culture references I don’t really find funny, but at least here the gags are a bit stronger and I found the jabs at FOX to be pretty great. Visuals were decent too.

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  • The Flash

    The Flash

    The Flash sure likes to run away from the police!




    literally

  • Nosferatu

    Nosferatu

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    ORLOK. FUCKS.

    …anyway! Everybody in my theater hated this. They thought it was too tragic, too horny, and most of all, too dark. And if that doesn’t scream a good horror film, then I don’t know what else will.

    Nosferatu is great, and it’s a damn good example of how you remake a movie. Robert Eggers took what make the original work and along with his signature folklore feel to it, brings a remake that is not only fresh and…

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DVD Collection 387 films

Blu-ray Collection 189 films

Every Movie I Watched in Theaters 77 films

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