"You lied and I died" - Georgie

It's been 27 years since a group of kids called The Losers Club battled the cosmic entity know as Pennywise the Clown and won. 27 years marks the beginning of a new cycle and a call to fulfill the group promise they made and kill IT once and for all.

The Pennywise scenes are every bit as good as the first film. He takes on a bunch of different forms and most of…

In the small town of Derry, Maine kids go missing every 27 years never to be seen again. It's been as many years since the last time this phenomena gripped the town. Georgie is a little boy wants to play in the rain. His sick older brother Bill builds him a paper sailboat to float in the gutter. When the boat slips down a sewer grate, Georgie looks inside only to be greeted by a clown named Pennywise who snatches…

"Vinyl still shreds" - Edgar Frog

Edgar Frog the vampire hunter is down and out. He's been evicted from his trailer with one week to pay his debt or get out. It's then that he is contacted by a wealthy author who writes novels about vampires. Her brother has been kidnapped by the original vampire and she would do anything to get him back before he is turned into one as well. She offers Edgar a handsome reward to save…

Rachel returns home to her small town to visit her grandmother. What she doesn't know is that this small town has a big problem. She's not the only new arrival. A large man with a mask and a Santa Costume has also shown up and he's hunting people with a set of garden shears. When Rachel and her friends decide to accept a job helping the creepy neighbor set up her Christmas decorations, "Santa" drops by to pay them a…

Prior to July 4th 2009, Claridge was the idyllic small coastal town in the state of Maryland. Generations of families grew up relying on the water for food, play, and it's attraction of tourists. A few years ago a huge chicken company moved to the shore. It provided jobs at the cost of polluting the local water via chicken droppings. Tons of it fall into the water each year. The CDC says the water is safe but marine biologists beg…

A horribly disfigured woman is giving an interview on a talk show about her escape from a monstrous killer dubbed Art the Clown. Flashback to last Halloween night for our plot. Two women have left a Halloween party drunk and hungry. They go to a pizzeria where they see someone at another table dressed in a white and black clown suit. He's Art the Clown and he doesn't speak. After taking unsolicited pictures with him he gets thrown out of…

"Oh dude you're fucking home alone-ing him!?"

Twelve year old Luke's parents are going out for the night so they call on the babysitter, seventeen year old Ashley. Luke has had a huge crush on Ashley for years and he's hoping to make a move on her before she moves away. Not long into the night the phone and internet wires are cut and a brick gets thrown through the window with a note. "YOU LEAVE, YOU DIE!"

Wow. I…

"I'm gonna spread as much joy and as many parcels of happiness as I can. Then I'm gonna get my girlfriend so wasted she won't even know if I fuck her in the ass."

Santa Claus has come to the town of Cryer and the naughty are getting more than coal this year. Aubrey is a widowed sheriff's deputy still grieving the loss of her husband a year ago. When she's called to investigate a bad odor emanating from an…

Dezzy is a starving artist who is late on finishing her painting. When she goes to her agent for a commission extension to pay her rent he drops her. Feeling dejected she goes on a bender of partying, alcohol, pot, and a hallucinogenic drug called "bliss" all while hoping to find the inspiration to finish her masterpiece for the launch of a new gallery show in three days. Trying to make sense of her drug induced madness, Dezzy falls in…

The Harper family is devastated by the mother Jackie having an affair and cheating on her detective husband Greg. Both father, and son Connor openly blame her for ruining their family. Greg is investigating the disappearance of a boy that has striking similarities to a string of murders that happened long ago. The strange part is, a man was convicted and serving life in prison for those crimes. To make matters worse, a strange supernatural presence seems to be growing…

Owen is a young boy who is a loner and doesn't have any friends. He's constantly bullied by Kenny and the other boys at school. One night he witness a man and a young barefoot girl about his age moving into his apartment complex. This is odd considering there is a few inches of snow on the ground. He learns her name is Abby and the two lonely souls soon become close friends. Owen notices that Abby has a bad…

A sorority house is stalked by a killer in peak 2019 fashion.

That's all I will say for my blurb. This film warrants nothing more. From the very first shitty snow angel kill I knew that in this case the reputation was well deserved. Watching this film is basically like being grounded and pounded by social agendas to the point of eyerolling cringe. The argument scene in the kitchen was the pinnacle of it all. I was actually stunned. There…