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  • Secret Santa

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  • Secret Santa

    Secret Santa 2018

    ★★★ Watched 10 Dec 2024 2

    "You tried to kill me, you Robert Redfordy piece of shit!"

    A wealthy family meets for the annual Christmas party at the matriarch of the clan's house. None of them seem to like each other much, but it's tradition. One thing they all seem to have in common is their opinion of the Christmas punch. Something doesn't taste right, but they drink it anyway. What they don't know is that someone spiked the punch with a military-grade drug that turns…

  • Sting

    Sting 2024

    ★★★½ Watched 10 Dec 2024

    Charlotte is a young girl with a wild imagination. In her free time, she travels through her apartment building's ventilation ducts, getting herself into all kinds of mischief. One day during a meteor shower, a tiny piece of space material lands in the building and a spider emerges from it. Not knowing its origins, Charlotte takes it home and quickly discovers that it's highly intelligent, growing rapidly, and insatiably hungry.

    Let me preface this by saying I absolutely hate spiders…

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  • The Witch

    The Witch 2015

    ★★★★ Rewatched 08 Nov 2021 11

    Settlers in colonial New England, William, his wife, and their five kids are Puritans who are banished from their community some time in the 1600s. They take refuge at the outskirts of town on a small farm. Misfortune follows them as their crops rot and their youngest son, a newborn baby, is abducted. Some say there's a witch in the woods beyond the farm and the family have found themselves targets of her wrath.

    The Witch serves as the feature…

  • *batteries not included

    *batteries not included 1987

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 13 Oct 2019 12

    "This is the 80's, Mason. Nobody likes reality anymore!"

    I'm 33 years old. I grew up in a time where network TV still had movies on at night time and all day Sunday. Sundays in the fall tended to be reserved for feel-good family movies. Films like The Goonies and Homeward Bound. Classics in their own right but my nostalgic Sunday movie was always *Batteries Not Included. It had a real tie to my hometown and the problems that plagued…

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