Nathan

Nathan

Favorite films

  • The Slumber Party Massacre
  • Skullduggery
  • Badlands
  • Rosemary's Baby

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  • Ouija

  • Beasties

    ★★★

  • Mausoleum

    ★★★½

  • Crazed

    ★★

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  • Ouija

    Ouija

    There are many rules to follow when you play Ouija board.

    Never play it alone.
    Never play it in a cemetery.
    And never watch this movie because its so very unremarkable.

  • Beasties

    Beasties

    ★★★

    Beasties succeeds by mixing up the plot every 15 minutes or so. First it's a Ghoulies type movie, then its ET, then its an evil gang movie, and on and on.

    To give too much away would be a disservice to anyone who wants to watch it - but the plot surrounds an evil gang lead by a psychic overlord who wants to kidnap a brainy nerd named Nelson. But all Nelson wants to do is scientifically study the alien…

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  • Teaching Mrs. Tingle

    Teaching Mrs. Tingle

    In 1999, I worked at a video rental called Dwayne's World. This was around the time when locals would pick up a DVD and bring it to the counter, and we'd have to say: "This is a DVD. It doesn't play on your VCR." Because 9 times out of 10; they'd return it exclaiming that we accidentally loaned them a video game rather than a movie. Aw, yes, 1999.

    At this video rental - Dwayne forced us to only watch…

  • Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life

    Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life

    ★★★

    Porn is evil. Don't believe me? Okay, let's say you're a swimmer in High School, and you're really good at it. So good that you'll get a full ride at a school like NYU. That's pretty fucking good. You're a damn good swimmer. Now, let's say you have a smoking hot girlfriend, but she's super christian, and not in that horny way, but in that repressed kind of way where she won't even give you a handy. That's right -…

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