Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life
Nathan

Review by Nathan

Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life 2005

★★★

Watched 19 Nov 2013

Porn is evil. Don't believe me? Okay, let's say you're a swimmer in High School, and you're really good at it. So good that you'll get a full ride at a school like NYU. That's pretty fucking good. You're a damn good swimmer. Now, let's say you have a smoking hot girlfriend, but she's super christian, and not in that horny way, but in that repressed kind of way where she won't even give you a handy. That's right - you're a really good swimmer with a super hot GF but you can only kiss her. No touching! And definitely no sex. Okay, Swimmer. Now what? Yep, you need to masturbate. But you're tired of your boring swimmer imagination. You need to hit the stronger sauce - INTERNET PORN!!!!!

You start jerking off to some internet pics, drinking some generic energy drink (you have a whole drawer full of the stuff after all), and you start swimming slower. Masturbating till 1 AM can do that, ya know? But it's been a week, and you're addicted. You start watching videos, and emailing yourself kinky pics on your GF's palm pilot at school. A strange choice, but it seems like a good idea at the time.

Your mom catches you jerking it, and she overreacts. What a square. She moves your computer into the living room. So now you have to masturbate in the living room. Gross.

Eventually your hot girlfriend finds the S&M photos you downloaded onto her palm pilot and dumps your ass. Everyone at school hates you, because you jerk off to leathery porn, and they just like their porn in the missionary position, and the local porn star beats her self up but says you did it. You're swimming even slower now. Your grades plummet. And your own parents find you disgusting.

That's right.

Porn is evil.

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