Don't Spank Ma Bitch Up is a mission in Grand Theft Auto III given to protagonist Claude by club owner Luigi Goterelli through Mickey Hamfists, at his club in the Red Light District in Portland.
Description[]
Claude drops by Luigi's Sex Club 7 looking for more work, and is met by the co-manager Mickey Hamfists. Hamfists hands Claude a letter from Luigi, who asks Claude to take out a drug dealer at Portland Harbor. Claude picks up the baseball bat from outside Woody's Topless Bar and drives to Portland Harbor, where he kills the drug dealer. Claude then takes the drug dealer's car to the Pay 'n' Spray in the Red Light District, before driving it to Luigi's lock-up in Portland View.
Mission Objectives[]
- Pick up the bat.
- Take his car and get it resprayed.
- Stash the car in Luigi's lockup.
Deaths[]
- SPANK dealer – Killed by Claude for giving drugs to Luigi's prostitutes.
- Luigi's prostitutes (optional) – can be killed while trying to kill the drug dealer.
Reward[]
The reward for completing the mission is $4,000 and the mission Drive Misty For Me is unlocked.
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Trivia[]
- The murder of the dealer is the first storyline killing of the 3D Universe, going by title release date.
- This is Mickey's only speaking role in the game.
- The name of this mission is a reference to the drug SPANK, and to the 1997 song Smack My Bitch Up by The Prodigy.
- When Luigi yells "I want compensation for this insult!", he says it in the tone of Captain Conrad Howard from the Bad Boys films. Luigi's voice actor, Joe Pantoliano, also played Captain Howard in the films.
