“A thieving opportunist has stolen a van of my latest publication hot off the press! But that SPANKED-up idiot has left the rear doors open and now my beautifully produced, tastefully photographed adult literature is being dropped all over Liberty! Take the van and follow that trail of Donkey Does Dallas volumes 1, 2 and 3 collecting it as you go. When you've followed the trail to that thieving SPANK-head, waste him! Then deliver my donkey derby to XXX Mags in the Red Light District.”
Claude goes to the payphone in Hepburn Heights, which is ringing. El Burro instructs Claude to follow a SPANKED-up thief who has stolen the latest copy of Donkey Does Dallas and collect the copies as they fly out of the back of a van. After collecting all the magazines, Claude kills the thief and then returns the magazines to XXXMags in the Red Light District.
Mission Objectives[]
In order to complete the mission the player must:
Get in the van
Collect the copies of the magazine and follow the trail to the thief
Whack the thief
Take the van to the back of XXX Mags
Reward[]
The reward for completion of the mission is $20,000 with a bonus of $10,000 if the player collects all copies of the magazines. A stack of pornographic magazines will appear at the Portland Safehouse after the mission.
El Burro's first mission Turismo becomes a re-playable mission that can be started from the payphone.
A thieving opportunist has stolen a van of my latest publication hot off the press, but that SPANKED-up idiot has left the rear doors open and now my beautifully produced, tastefully photographed adult literature is being dropped all over Liberty! Take the van and follow that trail of Donkey Does Dallas volumes 1, 2 and 3 collecting it as you go. When you've followed the trail to that thieving SPANK-head, waste him! Then deliver my donkey derby to XXX Mags in the Red Light District.
All units be on lookout for donkey porn being dropped in the Portland area.
Claude follows the trail of the magazines until it leads him to the SPANK-ed up thief in Portland Harbor. Claude kills the thief and takes the magazines to XXXMags in the Red Light District.
Walkthrough[]
After Claude picks up the ringing payphone in Hepburn Heights, El Burro tells Claude of a truck full of donkey pornography, that has been stolen by a SPANK-ed up thief.
El Burro also tells Claude that the thief stole the truck and drove away with the rear-doors open, which made all the pornography magazines fall out of the truck and onto the streets of Portland.
El Burro instructs Claude to use a van he provided and to follow the trail of magazines to the thief.
El Burro tells Claude to kill the thief once he finds him.
Somewhere along the Head Radio Building, while collecting magazines, a police radio will report "donkey porn being dropped along the Portland area."
In the original version of the game the player has an initial time limit of 25 seconds. This is extended to 45 seconds in the mobile version.
At the end of the mission, some rare pedestrians will appear near XXXMags, these pedestrians never appear on the streets. This can be seen here. They were replaced by pimps on the mobile version.
