* Posts by ThatOne

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Boffins reckon Mars colony could survive with fewer than two dozen people

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Re: Why do people call a small outpost a colony ?

> furthering human knowledge, the need to explore and expand

While I consider those to be worthy goals too, I'm afraid you won't find any realistic financing for that: Rich people are egotistic and merciless, while considerate and idealistic people never get rich. I too think we should spread, for obvious reasons (eggs and baskets come to mind, never mind that bad habit of gnawing at your own basket).

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> I don't think the Earth is rich enough or co-operative enough to manage that anytime in the next century

Indeed. And in the century after that either. Humans don't really change, we're still the same uncouth cavemen we once were, we've only learned to occasionally wash... :-D

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Re: Why do people call a small outpost a colony ?

> why haven't we done Siberia, Northern Canada, Everest, Antarctica

Actually we did, the best example being Siberia: All interesting places (full of ore, oil, gas) have been colonized for decades. Same for the north of Canada and Alaska: Why would anybody sane want to settle there if there wasn't some serious source of wealth (or income)? Just for the freezing winters, the mosquitoes and the forest fires?

Which was my point above: If there is a profit to be made, humans will colonize hell itself, but there needs to be a real profit to it. And Mars is uninteresting right now, there is no economic reason to build a mining operation settlement there.

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Re: Why do people call a small outpost a colony ?

I think you missed the point here. The human settlers wouldn't be there to explore, but to "colonize", i.e. settle there forever. Which evidently requires humans, like putting money in a bank account requires money.

(Didn't downvote you though.)

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Re: Why do people call a small outpost a colony ?

For an off-Earth colony the most important thing is money. If you have money, getting enough energy, water and oxygen are just formalities.

What I'm saying is, a colony there needs to have an economic reason for being, something which might justify throwing enormous amounts of money at it during several decades. And investors are extremely impatient, so it better be huge...

Not that I wouldn't like to see it, but I don't believe in Santa.

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Re: Why do people call a small outpost a colony ?

> I have concerns about how useful these studies can be

They are indeed just approximate answers to the wrong question...

It would be more pressing to know what the purpose of this "colony" thing might be, and what the technical realities governing it are. In real life return on investment will heavily dictate, not only the initial investment, but also the resupply frequency (or even existence!): Nobody will shell out billions yearly just so the Martians can get the latest iPhone.

So, is this a vanity project, just so we can say "we did it", move on, and never set foot on Mars for the next 50 years (like the Moon)? Is this a new settlement supposed to be or eventually become self-sufficient? What would it be for (the Americas were colonized because the was wealth to be found here, not because some billionaire had cash burning his pockets)? What would be the political status of this colony be (does a terrestrial nation claim sovereignty over that settlement? I'm sure all the others nations will disagree. On the other hand if it's independent, it will be left to fend for its own, i.e. starve).

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BTW I like the obvious things that study claims to have discovered. Brace yourself: Neurotic people = bad in a group, Agreeable ones = good... I guess the number of psychopathic mass murderers would have to be limited too - Surprise! Now I have to go claim my Nobel.

Hallucinating ChatGPT finds a role playing Dungeons & Dragons

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Happy

> more predictable than a human player?

Depends on the player. My (totally human) players were highly predictable: Find a good tavern, eat & drink and chase the stable boy (note players were female, playing female characters). :-D

I always had the direst problems getting them out of that tavern. "What? Mysterious things happen nearby? Yes, we probably should look into it - next week." "What? Fabulous treasure? Yes, sounds enticing, but now it's dinner time." I finally solved the problem by making a never-ending "campaign chain" where there was always still something absolutely essential to do: No time for taverns, duty calls...

Google 'wiretapped' tax websites with visitor traffic trackers, lawsuit claims

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Re: El Reg has possibly better ways to track anyway

> I would have thought that analysing the server logs would tell you everything you want to know.

Indeed, including number of new/returning guests over a given period, their countries, pages visited, the flow (path taken), everything. And it's free...

But don't forget, what marketing wants, marketing gets, and Google promises the moon, a better moon, the real moon, the moon real professionals need to fly over the competition. If you don't use our patented snake oil you're but an amateur, and everybody will scoff at you.

So much for CAPTCHA then – bots can complete them quicker than humans

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> people would take note and get round it

Indeed. Especially since the workaround is as simple as timing your submission "just right". Definitely not secure I would say, just good enough for filtering casual, simple bots with timing issues.

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Security theater, so their website looks "just like the big sites"...

"See, we're so important we have to block bots." Never mind why.

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Re: What next for security now?

> When will they realise we aren't all physically attached to our phones 24/7

Aren't we? I think the younger generation is. At least from what I see in the streets.

Phones have started to become waterproof because their users tend to take baths/showers once in a while.

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Re: Task failed successfully.

There is only one sure method: If you're a bona fide human, send us one of your fingers (DNA test to confirm ownership).

This also limits bandwidth usage to a maximum of 10 connections per user (Toes are not accepted), keeping costs down.

Beware cool-looking beta crypto-apps. They may be money-stealing fakes

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> I've had people want me to get a virtual business card from them by scanning a QR code on their phone and I just have to shake my head and walk away.

Yes, but cool!

You have to show you're moving with the times, that you're "cyber", virtual, connected (also blockchain, drone, AI, and whatever other buzzwords I forgot)...

Cumbrian Police accidentally publish all officers' details online

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No reason to worry

As they'll tell you themselves, "if you have nothing to hide you have nothing to fear", isn't it...

Zoom's new London hub – where 'remote work' meets 'we need you back in the office'

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Re: I must be out of touch from all the remote work... [*]

> What the hell is an "agile table"???

It's a table you have to catch before you can use it. And it's pretty nimble too...

Curiosity finds evidence of wet and dry seasons on ancient Mars

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Re: Life's history

> And that's not an unreasonable travel time

Totally unreasonable, if it's just to play hide & seek with some chosen*, isolated locals.

* Chosen for being psychologically unstable that is.

My point is, if "they" really started a "few thousand years" long venture, and since they have reached that level of technical know-how we have to assume they are rational, it would certainly be for something more constructive than make the locals fantasize about anal probings.

Hide and seek in outer space highlights a battle here on Earth

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It is true that many of those deep space missions are akin to the building of cathedrals in the middle ages: You started the ball rolling, knowing very well you'll never see the end result, it will be for your children (or even your great-great-grandchildren!) to see The Work finished.

And yet people did it nevertheless, Europe is full of cathedrals, some of which took centuries to build... Apparently there were more of men of vision back then, and less instant gratification junkies...

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> if there was the will and the finance

Unfortunately you said it, right there: Why would the bean counters want to spend outlandish amounts of their precious money to send something into deep space? For them there is only one important thing in the world, and that's the quarterly earnings statements.

We nerds might get all starry-eyed about some old piece of technology zooming through the great void, but we're exceptions, for the average Joe the whole idea is absolute nonsense, and that money should better be spend for them and their immediate creature comforts. (We have some people of that persuasion even here.)

TL;DR: Unlikely to happen, bordering to impossible. Unless you convince them there is an asteroid of massive gold waiting for them out there in the Oort cloud...

Cops cuff pregnant woman for carjacking after facial recog gets it wrong, again

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Re: "Facial Recognition" is no worse than any other kind.

> the police job would be to "lock up" identified suspects.

Do I really need to quote Casablanca?...

Google offers to alert netizens when their personal info shows up in Search

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Everyone's evil but me

> Google offers to alert netizens when their personal info shows up in Search

But to do so, we need to know what exactly your precise personal info is, so please fill out this exhaustive survey and henceforth allow all our trackers. If you don't, we can't possibly help you...

Aliens crash landed on Earth – and Uncle Sam is covering it up, this guy tells Congress

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Re: Alien UFOs

> A blimp doesn't look like a helicopter, or the ubiquitous Cessna.

That might be true, but I somehow doubt a mission to some faraway star system would bother lugging those along! Maybe the helicopter (or rather a small drone), but that's all. Payload is at a premium, so you won't bring anything you don't absolutely need. Definitely not a dozen wildly different vehicles just to confuse the locals...

Besides, the F117 might be a little angular, but it's still a central body with wings on both sides, totally plane-like, even the Northrop B-2 "flying wing" bomber is just a central body with (huge) wings on each side: For an alien having no preconception about what a plane should look like, they must all follow the same schema, besides they also all fly the same way (horizontally, wings level, in the direction of the central body).

I agree balloons (helium or hot air) would be different, but then again those are very low-tech devices any halfway civilized alien would probably recognize.

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Re: Alien UFOs

Also strange that "witnesses" never agree on one shape: The UFOs they describe are all of wildly different shapes and looks, and before somebody says "different craft for different purposes", please have a look at our planes: They all have a similar look, it's always a body with wings, and they all fly more or less the same way. Any plane looks like a plane.

UFOs are of all kind of (very simplified) shapes, and there aren't two which have similar flight characteristics -- well, except the "they fly much better than our gear" part...

If aliens did indeed arrive, and even if after that long and costly trip they only chose to play hide & seek with (always!) isolated persons, they still would only have brought one type of vessel, maybe two, not dozens of totally different ones. What is this, an intergalactic aerial meeting?...

Google's browser security plan slammed as dangerous, terrible, DRM for websites

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Re: users to spot dodgy websites?

Came here to say the same thing: It's all about fighting ad click fraud. How can anybody even suggest otherwise with a straight face?

Mint 21.2 is desktop Linux without the faff

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Re: The best

> believe me when Linux Mint's market share gets into the double digits

I'm afraid I won't be here anymore... Don't get me wrong, I love Mint, I suggest it to everybody who loathes the inconsistency, arrogance and bloat of Win10/11, but from what I've seen only computer geeks will actually try it. This website here is an echo chamber so opinions here don't really count: Out there in the real world people are afraid of the unknown and big supporters of "I've always done it that way", so they will keep using Windows no matter what it does to them. At most they will switch to Apple, given its very active proselytism and its aura of being "for the cool & wealthy".

Linux is scary, people expect it to be like it was indeed some 20 years ago, obscure command lines you simply have to know. Even when they see Mint running, they don't trust it, they expect it requires some geeky insider knowledge to run it...

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Re: The best

Except when Microsoft stipulates that the super-attractive bulk license pricing scheme only applies if you ship all your computers with Windows (they have already been sued for that once IIRC). Windows isn't free you know. :-p

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Re: The best

> If the uptake of Linux Mint passes a certain threshold PC manufacturers may well pre-install it instead of Windows.

Unfortunately there is no money to be made doing this. I'm afraid geeks & nerds aren't a big enough market, most normal people will want Windows anyway. Besides, Microsoft will pressure them to sell their OS, because no Windows, no money-making Office...

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Re: The best

> I can imagine consumers aren't dying to pay Microsoft a monthly fee for their computer

Since most computers come with Windows preinstalled (and require Windows for their (obligatory) firmware updates), this is a moot point. People will pay for some form of Windows, nobody asks if they need or want it.

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Re: The best

As Jake said -- They simply don't know better.

Windows updates (of all kind, not only Microsoft) are jarring when one is used to Linux. They take ages, you don't know what's going on, if it's still working, stalled or dead, you can only wait, a long time, and hope you'll eventually get your computer back in a working condition. It wasn't like that back in WinXP/Win7 times IIRC. It was still very cumbersome, but faster, and you usually knew what was going on. IIRC.

James Webb spots water vapor in rocky planet-forming disk

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Indeed: Water is pulled down with the plates, lubricating them, and creates (or at least contributes to) the subduction zone vulcanism.

(AFAIK -- I'm no geologist, Mr Cooper!)

FTC boss Khan shrugs off Microsoft, Meta defeats: 'Losing two is okay'

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Monopoly

> "that a hands-off approach to antitrust competition policies would lead to great efficiencies"

Said the monopolist lobby... Of course they didn't specify for whom those "great efficiencies" were to be expected. Certainly not for healthy competition.

Just declassified: US senator caught up in Section 702 FBI surveillance dragnet

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Re: "We're doing better!"

> the free West

Terms and conditions apply.

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Re: "We're doing better!"

> reason to believe Feds are getting better at not abusing snooping powers

Nah, they just getting better at not being caught.

If you think about it, snooping is what they live for, and the law is irrelevant since they are the law (defending our core values, whatever they might be, and all that).

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Re: @Bitsminer -- Snooping data

Exactly. The fact your comment is not very "interesting" is a sign that you have something to hide, something potentially very, very dangerous to Western Civilization.

Watchdog mulls online facial age-verification tech – for kids' parents

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Re: "SuperAwsome". Yeah, riiiiight!

Mentally, no.

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Re: SuperAwesome (which teams with advertisers to help them target kids online)

> "The live scans used for this process are never stored

Pull the other one.

It's the standard marketing perv's wet dream, not only does he have the whole curriculum including family ties, but also all their individual mugshots to boot! So you can sell the opportunity to identify/track them at leisure. Profit!

(Entering a hardware store) "Welcome Mr Smith, I see you have bought a set of precision screwdrivers online yesterday, could we interest you in our high quality ACME precision screwdriver set currently on sale?"

US Air Force's Angry Kitten turns Reaper drone into fierce feline of electronic warfare

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Re: Defense of budget, not nation

It's clearly pork barrel season.

Everyone will take offense at his own pet industry not getting as much money as they should, backed up by some "Think Tank" lobbying group's very convenient "conclusions".

"We're doomed, utterly doomed, unless you give my friends and benefactors a cartload of billions! NOW!"

Microsoft kicks Calibri to the curb for Aptos as default font

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Re: set our own preferences

Books are wasteful: You can't switch them off.

Senator trying to force Uncle Sam to share everything it knows about UFOs

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Re: PICS OR IT NEVER HAPPENED!

OMG. If you use YouTube for information you indeed deserve what is happening to you...

RAM-ramming Rowhammer is back – to uniquely fingerprint devices

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Re: Stopping bots? Pull the other one.

Yes, it's clearly a fallacious attempt at finding some halfway useful use, commonly known as "solution searching for a problem".

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Re: Only worrying about crashing the OS?

> I don't switch the box on because I like the idea of running the OS

So you're not Microsoft's core marketing target?...

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Re: Fingerprinting....NO.....Destruction.....Maybe.....

> You think MACs are unique?

You have a point there, but nevertheless they are unique enough to fingerprint a spam advertisement victim target.

Why would they care if somewhere, some other, different person has the same MAC address?

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Re: Why?

> stopping bots

That's just an excuse, and an extremely fallacious one too: According to their own claims, all it can do is catch "a computer that attempts to pretend to be multiple machines", and how often is that a problem? If you want to catch a computer pretending to be multiple different users the IP address might be enough. Not to mention way faster and cheaper.

Mostly it will be used to fingerprint computers for marketing purposes (that's where the money is), and also to try to destroy them remotely for lolz and petty online vengeance...

"Fight fraud with Rowhammer", sure, pull the other one.

Now that you've all tried it ... ChatGPT web traffic falls 10%

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Re: AI suffers the same fate

Came here to say the same thing: Peoples' attention spans are so terribly short, most people must have forgot about it.

It's old news now, borderline boring.

Amazon's robo vacuum power grab sucks EU attention

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Re: "Amazon may use such a dual role"

> this eternal tiptoeing

Else you might irritate them...

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No, really?

> Regulators concerned iRobot could receive preferential treatment on the company's ecommerce platform

Regulators concerned pope could be catholic.

But then again we shouldn't be judgmental, especially concerning the rich and powerful, they suffer enough already...

China to Meta: Flattery needed to get you into our VR market

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Re: Threaten

> threaten to ban all similar Chinese products

Isn't that already happening? Almost daily I see articles stating Chinese kit has been banned and should be ripped out of our networks ASAP, and all that.

Sorry, but I think that lever has been already spent.

The number’s up for 999. And 911. And 000. And 111

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Re: How about 112 and Advanced Mobile Location?

> I didn't know that What3Words and at first look it's nightmarish.

Same here, and same conclusion. It sounds like a good idea for people who's heads might explode if asked for longitude/latitude, but extremely badly implemented.

For instance they could had easily implemented a simple algorithm to prevent similar sounding names being used on adjacent (or even close) squares. Any similar sounding name should only appear hundreds of kilometers away, making any confusion unlikely. It's not like the dictionary is lacking words... That was apparently way too sophisticated for them, or the intern didn't know how to code it.

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Re: How about 112 and Advanced Mobile Location?

> near borders you often get a better signal from the other side

Not the same: From your phone's perspective, you're actually on the other side of the border.

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Re: How about 112 and Advanced Mobile Location?

The example is indeed weird, for I don't think it has ever been possible to call another country's emergency number, no matter which way (old-fashioned landline, mobile, whatever). All you could hope to be able to call is some specific telephone number, for instance a local ambulance service, hospital, neighbor, or some such.

Being able to call another countries' emergency service would mean the end if it, because prank calling it would instantly become the favorite pastime of jerks worldwide...

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Re: Until we manage to screw up with orbital debris

> Using satellites is trading one risk for another though

Irrelevant, the author has a habit of posting opinion pieces where Starlink is shoehorned as the solution to some problem humanity has.

A previous one was amusingly suggesting Starlink technology enabled MIT Haystack’s future "Great Observatory for Long Wavelengths" despite them having nothing in common besides both "being in space"...

Uncle Sam cracks down on faked reviews and bad influencers

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Re: Amazon fake reviews

> What makes you think a vendor wouldn't pay shills to write negative reviews for competitors' products?

That's where you need to use your noggin, as I said: Senseless badmouthing is as suspect as senseless gushing; and if they describe some failing, you can usually spot (comparing to other comments) if they are over-egging the pudding (or even inventing stuff).

The basic principle is that only unhappy people have specific, objective things to tell, happy people have nothing special to say except that they are satisfied, which indeed is totally subjective and thus very easily faked.