* Posts by ThatOne

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New measurement alert: Liz Truss inspires new Register standard

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Re: @vogon00 - But where's the "Merkel"

Politicians working for the benefit of the country are extremely rare, proof is they are usually remembered for it, which shows how unusual it is.

Normal politicians are only there for the power and the money, so the pool of potential candidates is utterly tainted. The only hope is that some of them might be of at least average intelligence, and also less unscrupulous than others, and thus not balk at doing some work for the benefit of the country as a whole. From time to time.

How I made a Chrome extension for converting Reg articles to UK spelling

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> generic no-country

Well, the IT world actually is rather (if not totally) "generic" and "no-country", isn't it?

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As he said ^.

I guess the first ambassador of American English has been Hollywood movies, which established in the ears of other countries how "English" (they don't know there are several flavors) is supposed to sound, and then of course more recently the IT world: Internet, but also the GUI's of software. For each mention of "centre" you'll see 100 occurrences of "center".

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Re: ∞↔ ∘ ∘

Please use the splittoon.

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> And your answer is a foist an extension on us?

It's clearly an issue of wounded pride, like "how dare you not consider us as being the standard one and only English!"... :-p

Joke aside, I have a deeper problem with this: The ability to change anything we don't like on Internet. How long till somebody makes an extension which removes all opposing opinions on the Internet, allowing you to live in you very own little confirmation bubble?... We already live in a time where denying reality seems not only legit, but even normal. There is a term in psychiatry for this.

Ohno, flatso

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I guess the next step is a dark gray background color. You know, the hip cool Windows 11 look, the pinnacle of 21st century graphical design...

It's amazing, when I boot Windows 11 after having worked in Linux, I always get that "Ew, that looks really cheap and amateurish!" reaction. Although I have to admit my flavor of Linux is starting to try recreate that monochrome "Windows 3.0 on on a HD screen" look too.

Liz Truss ousted as UK prime minister, outlived by online lettuce

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Re: Export please!

> Calling yourselves the 1922 tells you all you need to know about their general outlook

Sounds like a street gang name...

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Re: Obvious solution

> it seems you get a £115,000 annual grant for life for being an ex-prime minister

Really? Can I be prime minister, please, just for a day?... I promise I won't break anything.

Firefox 106 will let you type directly into browser PDFs

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Re: Leave my system settings alone.

> you no longer have a choice whether you want to download or view the document

Me again. Your installation is definitely broken, I just tested and I still get to chose if I want to view or download a linked PDF file (as set in Settings/General/Applications).

Exception are obviously websites which are hard coded to open PDFs whatever you say, but that's not Firefox's fault now is it.

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> In what sense is using Firefox not "opening a PDF locally"?

Obviously the information has to be downloaded (becoming "local"), else you wouldn't be able to see it... The only alternative would be to upload yourself to the server.

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> PDF are well quite unsafe to start with

That's because they decided to add scripting to them, so you could package a nice little virus dropper with any otherwise legit PDF document. PDFs get quite secure again once you disable all those scripting and automatic virus downloading and installing features.

(Which is what currently worries me with Firefox: I don't see any settings for that new PDF reader. I don't know if it is currently able to run scripts and automatically go silently fetch stuff behind my back, but the law of increasing bloat says it soon will, and I need to be able to tell it not to.)

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Re: Oh, for God's sake

> Yeah, it turned bright green on me. :-)

How do you managed that? I guess you both toyed with the themes, so it's your fault... :-p

I've always kept the inconspicuous "system theme", since my browser is just a container for web pages, not a fashion statement.

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Re: Leave my system settings alone.

Yup, same here, everything works, something is broken on your side.

Children should have separate sections in social media sites, says UK coroner

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> its safer to just ban under18s

Yes, let's just eliminate anyone under the age of 18, and the problem is solved!

Also (eventually) the unemployment problem, the overpopulation problem, heck, most modern problems would simply disappear. Definitely, too.

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Re: As an adult….

> That is why I said "just a limited group of classmates and friends"

Won't work because the reason kids usually want to use Discord is to follow the (many) groups about some game they are playing, and those groups are neither fixed nor well-defined.

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Re: “nudge them towards different content”

> Shouldn't it be creepier that social networks constantly nudge adults towards similar content?

I wouldn't really mind if it wasn't so totally off target. I mean, like everyone I'm usually happy when somebody tells me about something I might indeed be interested in, but the automatic "similar content" algorithm is usually so broken and ad-warped that its suggestions are grotesque and a total waste of space and time. Even an occasional good suggestion is bound to get overlooked, simply because I won't notice it.

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Re: Why is age verification an invasion of privacy ?

> The valid credit card seems a good way

Really? You'd trust any obscure website owner with your credit card details?

As for being efficient, do you really think your children are too dumb to copy the numbers on it, and henceforth be able to enter any website they want? They usually live in the same house as their parents, it would be trivial for them to eventually get that information.

A credit card proves nothing at all about the user: It's like saying the car owner's age guarantees the driver's age.

(Didn't downvote you though.)

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Re: If government wants to enforce it, they should provide the verification

> But I imagine the government holds them to SOME standards

Yes, election money most likely... Do not fool yourself, the fact they got the contract doesn't mean they're any better than Facebook and al., it only says they managed to win the contract, period.

Also, the system you describe is nice, but there is no profit in it. Quite on the contrary, it costs money! The money is in making sure juicy personal informations are handed around (and can be resold by you and your pals), so that's what will happen, as sure as death and taxes.

(Didn't downvote you though.)

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Re: Why is age verification an invasion of privacy ?

> Why is age verification an invasion of privacy ?

Well, it's not the age verification itself, but the way it is done on Internet. When you buy alcohol or enter a nightclub, usually a glimpse at your face is enough to assess age. Driving a car is similar in that unless you're clearly suspect you won't be controlled (I've only been controlled twice in my whole life).

On Internet this is different: You are invisible, and thus to show you're an adult you would need to give the website some personal information (ID, credit card) that website can easily lose or even willingly misuse (for instance, resell).

Given websites generally range from "not necessarily trustworthy" to "absolutely not trustworthy", this is a recipe for disaster - for you, the user. Your ID and credit card details will eventually be lost, resold, misused and you will be the one picking up the pieces. What do you gain from this? Nothing except some vague reassurance that you "saved the children". Did you? No, I don't think so: If your children want to abuse the system they will, it's easy to borrow your parents' credit card (or ID) long enough to copy the data and then pretend to be them as needed...

So it's a lose-lose situation.

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Nah, the idea behind all this is to force you to give real ID (real name, address, national ID numbers where available, etc.), so the usage data gathered about you can be reliably labeled and thus sold at a much higher price. Governments are very fond of the idea, not only because it pleases their sugar daddies, but also because it allows to keep tabs on the biggest threat any government faces, the opposition.

Now creating specific children-free zones allows to siphon data without having to bother filtering for potential underage users, which could potentially get you in hot water.

It's all about making money or staying in power, the rest is just propaganda to justify the means.

Millennials, Gen Z actually suck at workplace security

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Re: EY did not define ranges for the four generations included in the report.

> ranges for the four generations included in the report

It would be too quaint and uncool to call them by the actual years. Giving them fancy and slightly obscure names turns them into very distinct tribes, and thus reinforces the "us vs.them" feeling of each generation.

Age, sex (or lack thereof), color, religion/politics, we have so many things we can segregate by... :-(

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Re: Bunch of whiners.

> Its also because of increasing update fatigue

It's also (IMHO mostly) because of the absolutely brain dead way Windows handles updates.

I've shortly used Win11, after many years of using Linux, and was appalled: About all kinds of update seem to require a (very) slow reboot, and they come sequentially instead of all at the same time. It's annoying and a waste of time even on a brand new high-end computer with fast SSDs, I can only guess what it must be like on older hardware with spinning rust HDs. "Nightmarish" comes to mind.

On Linux the only thing requiring a reboot seems to be a kernel upgrade (and even that only requires you reboot eventually, when it suits you, like for instance when you've finished using the computer for the day).

Global smartphone sales come tumbling down as reality bites

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Re: About frakking time

> Nobody needs to change their phone every year

It's mostly a Veblen good, a status symbol, the cheaper, portable version of a sports car. The outlandish prices show that quite well, as does the fact that so many will buy the most expensive phone they can('t) afford, just so they look more affluent and successful. It's like rappers' oversized (4-karat) gold chains and rings, you don't get respect without...

As a result, people absolutely need to have the most shiny-shiny recent one, last year's phones are bargain-bin ware, it's like wearing thrift shop clothes... You wouldn't be caught dead using an old phone, your friends would unfriend you!

Collapsed Arecibo telescope to be replaced by school

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Re: 'it will become an "educational facility" '

Who said anything about building anything? There will be money allocated to friends & family for "preliminary studies" and that's all. You know the drill.

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Re: Nice thought, but ...

> isn't the site located some miles away from the nearest town (Arecibo), through the mountains?

You didn't believe them, did you? They'll paint a quaint picture of schools making field trips and all that, but the main and only project here is to kill Arecibo, quietly. The "educational facility" excuse is just to reassure the public, who doesn't have a clue where or what Arecibo is (and don't really care, especially if somebody tells them there is nothing to worry about).

The "educational facility" will be a "work in progress", allowing to hand out some juicy contracts, till it is quietly shelved in a couple years.

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> I hope that there is such an outcry

Unlikely. The writing was on the wall, quite visible, since the cable fell two years ago. The decision was made to let the telescope rot away till it's beyond repair. To lessen the blow now they claim it will become an "educational facility". Sure, sure, a heap of rusting metal out in the boonies, now that's useful. The only thing you'll be able to learn there is that science is but an afterthought, and that it's the first thing that will be dropped when things are anything less than optimal. Who needs those eggheads anyway?

Phishing works so well crims won't bother with deepfakes, says Sophos chap

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Re: Trust me, I'm a ...

> (We actually have a corporate chatbot! It has all the same defects as chatbots everywhere.)

That's no way to talk about your manager!

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Re: Trust me, I'm a ...

You're right, but on the other side there are the people wanting to make a quick buck out of this new scare, and who desperately need to convince you that the end is nigh - unless you buy subscribe to their Deepfake-Away™© service...

Just $10 to create an AI chatbot of a dead loved one

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Re: No f***ing way. Hey wait a minute...

> If they could "talk" to a relative or close friend

This is assuming that the AI is capable of "talking", and not just parroting random keyword-containing phrases and commercials.

I think that on the contrary confused people will be utterly distressed if the person they think they're talking to is totally alien to them. Voice doesn't make a relation, it's shared knowledge and memories which does. Also AI has no empathy and no intelligence, it won't be able to adapt to a person with dementia's needs.

Unfortunately I have 1st hand experience of people with dementia... :-(

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Business opportunities

Yeah sure. I sure would love my dead loved ones to suggest me exciting new opportunities among an flow of random non-sequitur statements.

I mean, that's what dead loved ones are there for, making somebody else some easy cash, aren't they.

AI recruitment software is 'automated pseudoscience', Cambridge study finds

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Re: Deja vu again

> Example of non-science are: sociology, economics, psychology, climateology etc.

<Sheldon Cooper> Geology! </Sheldon Cooper>

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Re: Deja vu again

It's also about the (pseudo) scientific veneer: Take the "personality tests" which were all the rage several decades ago: Initially they were real tests used to triage mental health patients in institutions. Obviously using them to screen job applicants is pointless and would at best help eliminate the totally naive (or stupid) psychopaths, those who would indeed not lie to questions like "Sometimes I feel like eating human flesh" or some such... But science, man, science can't be wrong, even (apparently especially) when used out of context.

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Re: Human-like AI

> it's hard to design a recruitment process

This ^. It's hard, if not borderline impossible, to know how a candidate will turn out after some time, after routine and fatigue have erased the last shreds of motivation he might have had initially, not to mention during periods of stress and increased workload. So recruiters actually rely on completely unrelated but visible standards, like "does that person look/sound like upper class upbringing?" or even "would I date this person?"...

And totally ridiculous pseudo-scientific tests ("Sometimes I hear voices in my head - True/False")...

Canonical displays controversial 'ad' in shell update prog

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Re: uh, no

> suggests or recommends packages to them

Mentioning required packages is not advertisement but factual information ("you'll also need this"). On the other hand if it's the usual "other users also downloaded..." or "now trending..." nonsense, it's ads and should be killed by fire.

(Didn't downvote you though.)

Confirmed: Asteroid shoved by Earth crash probe DART

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Re: re: Rotation

Nonsense! You both forget movie physics basics: Spaceships don't need fuel (no fictional spaceship I've seen had enough fuel capacity to even fly from New York to Los Angeles), alien planets/asteroids/whatevers' surfaces are as hard as any studio floor can be, and all stellar bodies only move when it's convenient, the rest of the time they stay put, allowing for easy targeting and navigating.

So, the dropping of a tiny cubesat with a huge nozzle extension (to look badass) which unfolds into a huge engine and pushes the asteroid out of our solar system is totally credible. I'm sure ACME Corporation sells some.

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Now if we only had a reliable means of spotting them early enough...

> Warning time is really key here in order to enable this sort of asteroid deflection

Great, but given our currently rather limited means of detection, we can only hope detecting any potential hazard early enough (years!) to do something about it. Detection needs to get an upgrade if we don't want to go the way of the dinosaurs.

Figuratively speaking, yes, I know about "Kentucky Fried Dinosaurs"™.

It’s Patch Tuesday and still no fix for ProxyNotShell Microsoft Exchange holes

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Patch Doomsday

The article forgot to mention what those patches will break this time...

Lufthansa bans Apple AirTags on checked bags

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Re: Attracting unwanted attention

> LH agents often can't even get accurate information about where the bags are.

Isn't that the very definition of "losing baggage"?

iPhone 14 car crash detection triggered by roller coasters

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Re: Heresy

> Except the students were so freaked out they didn't learn anything at all.

That's for those who survived. Some were so stressed by having their phones switched off they suffered heart failures...

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> how they tell the difference between "I was just in a crash" and "I just dropped my phone on the floor"

They probably don't, but that's what the preliminary warnings the article spoke about are there for: You can tell the phone that no, this wasn't a crash, don't call 911.

The problem only arises when you can't hear the warning because you're in a wild ride full of screaming people. Or obviously if your phone drops (off your bike, out of your plane) and you can't get it back to cancel the alert before it goes off.

How do you protect your online systems? Cultivate an insider threat

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Employee IT skills?

I admit I'm not IT, but it seems to me that the biggest danger here is that any real intrusion is lost in the deafening noise of random employees clumsily banging at the doors. Also, I don't think those employees will be able to find anything remotely useful, given their total lack of IT skills. Don't forget that if it's easy to hand somebody clueless a bomb and tell him to go somewhere, it doesn't necessarily mean you can easily train him to detect bombs.

I can't really imagine a HR, accounts or marketing person searching and finding ways to bypass corporate security (beyond the usual "click on something you shouldn't have clicked on"). It will just raise the noise/signal ratio for IT.

When are we gonna stop calling it ransomware? It's just data kidnapping now

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Re: C-Suite problem

> One can only hope the suits might consider this as they beef up PR, lawyer, and insurance budgets.

What else would they beef up? Once your data is gone, IT is pretty much useless, except as a scapegoat.

Unless of course you mean anticipate potential risks, and waste perfectly good, bonus-inducing profits in obscure pointless technobabble. No sane manager would do such a thing! As long as there is the slightest chance it won't happen to you, you will avoid wasting any money on it.

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That we call a rose, by any other name would smell as sweet

> That said, Morris isn't convinced that extortion-only needs its own category.

I agree. Technically it's blackmail in both cases, and in both cases it's your data which is at stake. The only difference is at PR level, because instead of the mild sympathy you'll get if your vital data gets encrypted and you're incapable of doing business anymore, you will experience some public resentment due to all that sensitive data you had accumulated being now spilled all over the Internet.

Lab explores dystopian future of AI helping cops catch criminals

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US AI Bill of Rights

> and should be able to opt out of automated services if possible (emphasis mine)

You should have been able, but sorry, "computer says no"...

French court slashes Apple's €1.1b fine to pocket change

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Re: Units?

> If penalties are not of a dissuasive nature, they are clearly not penalties.

Indeed, they're just fig leafs, just so you can claim "we showed them!" afterwards, without actually annoying your sugar daddy too much.

Because you've all stopped buying PCs, AMD's wiped $1b+ off expected sales

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Re: Oh well.

It's the fallacy of the sustained and uninterrupted growth: The illusion that sales can (and must!) increase indefinitely till kingdom come.

Don't dare ask who will buy all this crap: Wars have been fought and lots of people died to ensure "the market" is ever expanding and ready for our products. Because if at some point the market is saturated, everything will collapse. Eternal growth is the base of our economy and no more growth means death. The bubble bursts and the whole Ponzi scheme collapses.

Charge a future EV in less than five minutes – using literally cool NASA tech

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Re: Double the speed

Or you drive to a relay station, leave your car and drive away in an other, fully charged one. They could call it the Pony Express...

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> If stopping every three hours for ten minutes is too much then you probably shouldn't have a license.

Not everybody is a soccer mom. Tell professional drivers (taxis, trucks, and so on) that they shouldn't have a license because they can't afford to lose half an hour of pay each day, and see what happens...

(Didn't downvote you though.)

Waxworm's spit shows promise in puncturing plastic pollution

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Terms and conditions

> In oceans particularly, plastic pollution endangers wildlife and enters the food chain.

I'm afraid this won't change even if the enzymes work as expected, you can't just pour a couple billion tons of those enzymes into the sea to remove those plastics... Unless washed ashore they're there to stay.

Latest site makeover - Visited links gone?

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They fixed it apparently, now visited links appear as gray.

Thanks guys.