Pardon me, but your teeth are in my trailer
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Can you spare some tips on euchre while you're at it
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I don't know for sure if there is a hereafter but I do know that if you close your eyes you learn that Kevin Costner sounds exactly like Nicholas Cage
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Talk about cheugy
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Hell is other people (and they have sharp knives)
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My sleep paralysis demon is just Naruto attempting to assassinate me in my bedroom
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That's why I don't fuck with the 101 Dalmatians
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Will someone please get the indestructible man some pants
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I can tell when a dad is down bad for some of Apollo's creed
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Only for those with refined palettes
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Watching Nightbitch and muttering "she got that dawg in her" under my breath over and over
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sipping on that true tea hunty 🍵
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If I had a nickel for every time I've seen a movie where someone emerges from a skin-tight cocoon in the past 24 hours I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice
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Pretty sure I saw this show on History Channel last week
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Together they hate crime
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Which station is the classic rock channel
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Jaws come get these men
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Kit Harrington more like Cake Harrington 🍑 👀
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Aliens are cool and all but tell me how contorting yourself pops a testicle
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Can't believe this computer program predicted a horror movie from 2023
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I blinked and five hours zoomed right by
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Y’all act like you’ve never seen a slime mold before
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Alarmed that there's no official "Department of Alarming Disappearances"
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Don't you need a CPAP machine for this kind of thing
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She was fearless and crazier than him, she was his queen and God help anyone who dared to disrespect his queen
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Taylor Swift got dark
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Hell hath no fury like some silly boys scorned
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Why kill young women? Why not just kill men who suck at piano
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I will never fall prey to the darkness if it has no ass
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My teeth felt this in their souls
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The inner machinations of my mind are an angry enigma
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I have yet to see a couch burning in someone’s yard
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Upsetero? The heteros are at WAR
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She’s spicy if you think milk is spicy
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Ok but what if an anime girl purchased a town full of ghosts (and what if it was Mori Calliope)
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Shot through the heart (and it’s poison)
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She's got a point, she's an icon, she's a legend and she is the survivor
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That's it I'm setting up a telehealth with the dermatologist
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That's pretty dark for 1:13pm
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Aight who left the grief camera filter on Cape Cod
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Golem please save me and my people from watching this dull movie any further
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If Robocop were real he’d probably be a glorified speed camera
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Advice for living longer:
Don't watch the Birdemic movies
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Sunset Boulevard could never
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Whiskey for my men and beer for my mummies
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Shadow of Chinatown: 😑
Shadow of Chinatown when the robot shows up: 👈 🤯 ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️
We do a little trolling with our 1800s correspondence
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Perhaps this should have stayed in the drafts
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The Legend of Goonie Creek
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It's Jim Henson's Leyenda Babies
]]>I want the Muppet man's mind
]]>May the genre of "spooky scary skelleytons" never die
]]>Can't believe my unhealthy crush with Michael Shannon started here
]]>They're out there somewhere but how do I find them?? (online) - if you know where they're on physical that helps but we're all creatures of the WORLD WIDE WEB (of spiders) so any hints and sources for online watching would be much appreciated.
Or I can wait, tell me they're coming out next year or something and I'll be a good boy 🥺
- Broken Silence
- Portrait in Prussian Blue
- Habit
- The Sand Boat
- Dark Water
- High-School-Terror
- The Carpathian Castle
- Demon, Demon
- The Satan Murders
- Woman with Half a Soul
...plus 55 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.
]]>Roger Corman lays on the DICK
]]>Really I'm shocked that Dracula didn't have like a dozen daughters
]]>Scientifically the best year of horror, I don't make the rules
(I do)
]]>We could only afford one mummy's body part this year
]]>A year as sharp as these knife hands
]]>I know you’re not afraid of a ranked list… because you are the list
]]>Fly, my pretties! Fly!
]]>Vampires, zombies, the French, oh my!
]]>Wig strangled
]]>This is King Kong? Yes, Miss King Kong
]]>This list smells like mother's crazy sister Kate
]]>In the immortal words of Anna Faris
"Scoopel."
]]>I'm your watchlist now, Nancy 👅
]]>We honestly need more Spanish versions of everything
]]>Giallo is God's gift to Italy
]]>Brb gonna go scream in space
]]>Featuring the Boy Who Cried Mars
]]>Spooky Scary Skellytons
]]>Poe is best expressed in the most confusing way possible
]]>You'd think we get more movies about the horrors of war
]]>The power of love
]]>If you steal chickens, you go to hell before you die
]]>Sometimes the bestest spookies are lost to history
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]]>🐺
]]>Catch these hands (silently)
]]>Y'all I get this is "horror" but my man Quasi ain't that ugly right? Right???
]]>This cabinet walked so Dr. Caligari (1989) could run
]]>I now pronounce you "bestest spooky" and "1919"
]]>Wig snatched and head sheared
]]>Rhapsody in Satan
]]>Quite possibly the silliest year in horror
]]>Still waiting for a Buster Keaton-themed haunted house
]]>Release the Snyder Cut
]]>Friedkin needs to take notes
]]>These infernal spirits have excellent table manners
]]>Lesbians and Lovecraft, oh my!
]]>A very squishy year for aliens and humans alike
]]>During the war, witches were at work
]]>Not featuring David Bowie 😔
]]>Megan Fox was robbed
]]>We stan Refn in this house
]]>Audrey Hepburn snatched my wig and threw it into the darkness
]]>Obayashi invented film in 1977
]]>John Carpenter is a good piano man
]]>Featuring the 50s Pedro Pascal Cinematic Universe
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