Consider his rizz upped
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No life with dead wife
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Confirmed that the Jaguma has bad vibes and is unpleasant to be around
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Venom fans we are so back
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Fistolussy got them acting unwise
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It's a surprisingly well lit building
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In his defense it was a bitchin' fistol
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Biggest plot twist was when I learned that TOBACCO KILLS
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The Book of the Dead was checked out of the library that week so we had to get creative
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Get you a man that looks at you the way Creepta looks at every girl ever
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Tell me of your homeworld Big Mac
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In heaven everything is ̶f̶i̶n̶e̶ not nearly horny enough
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Existential horror fans be like "big ups"
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I want to suck your recommended 8 hours of sleep blehhh 🧛♂️ 🛌
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Megan Fox did WHAT
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Kami punya Hellraiser di rumah
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Don't worry I'm on CeraVe
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BREAKING: White man fucks around and finds out
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This movie sucks the devil's cock
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Oh lawd he comin'
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And if you hate Shelley Duvall you go to the Shadow Zone before you die
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Catch these hands-nappers
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Men will say she's unrealistic but that's witchcraft babes 😎
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Their award-winning gardens must be fire
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Is he a were-mummy or a mum-wolf
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The things I do for hot dads and their boyfriends
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She’ll also curse you if you call her an alligator 🐊
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What time period does this take place in???
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"Sir Gregory Peck"? Ohhhh I thought you asked for Sir Gregory Penn
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[cries in bisexual]
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Beats the hell outta cooking class
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Have we considered that he might just be an f'n b
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The only thing standing between me and untold terrors is the need to feed my cat
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PROTIP: when writing about people, try talking to people
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Who wants to smoke a fat blunt?? (of the dead)
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The Girl Who Dialed Through Time
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I bet this guy kills it at piano
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How many miles to the clumsy hunk town
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I’d ponder Ted Raimi until he makes me weak and weary 🥴
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That felt like nine hours I'll never get back
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On the bright side their Little League team is fire
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La Llorona more like La mujer aburrida hasta las lágrimas
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Never doubt the worm 🙏
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This review may contain spoilers.
Glenn Close jumpscare(s)
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When will her life begin
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One day we'll be brave enough to have a version where our narrator has the hots for the old man (and he's played by Willem Dafoe)
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Verifiable proof that I was born in the wrong era
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Woodlands dark and rooms bewitched
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A Nightmare on Wish.com
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If you're going to have a cow, make it a demon cow
]]>Dennis Hopper was (is???) a very sexy man
]]>I'm sorry I just really love the rocket turtle
]]>January dump more like #JanuarySweep #OctoberSweep #SweepThisYear
]]>You'll probably need eyes to see where this list is going
]]>The Demons series peaked with this one
]]>Hitchcock just kind of decided that the 60s would be amazing
]]>Cropsey >>>>> Jason don't @ me
]]>Lookout it's the Midnight Hour baybee, AWOOOO
]]>SASKIAAAAA
]]>I'm your watchlist now, Nancy 👅
]]>Italy was gonna win but Jessica stepped in and said "hold my beer"
]]>They're out there somewhere but how do I find them?? (online) - if you know where they're on physical that helps but we're all creatures of the WORLD WIDE WEB (of spiders) so any hints and sources for online watching would be much appreciated.
Or I can wait, tell me they're coming out next year or something and I'll be a good boy 🥺
- Broken Silence
- Habit
- Dark Water
- High-School-Terror
- The Carpathian Castle
- Demon, Demon
- The Satan Murders
- Woman with Half a Soul
- Death Ship
- The Great Unknown
...plus 93 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.
]]>I guess we stan the Suicide Club Cinematic Universe???
Lost Spider Pit Sequence was savagely removed from LB so we had to remove it
]]>Lesbians and Lovecraft, oh my!
]]>I want the Muppet man's mind
]]>I will most certainly put the rocket turtle above Scream!!
]]>1945 was all a bad dream
]]>The TV told me to do it
]]>Giallo is God's gift to Italy
]]>2022 is the new sex
]]>If you steal chickens, you go to hell before you die
]]>There's just something about the combination of cherry blossoms and Donald Sutherland stamping small children
]]>Really I'm shocked that Dracula didn't have like a dozen daughters
]]>Roger Corman lays on the DICK
]]>Eyyy it's that baba booey
]]>The hunchBRUTALITY of this one
]]>Periodically updated every 30 years
]]>"Uh that's not a horror that's a thriller"
Your face is a thriller
]]>Friedkin needs to take notes
]]>I will permit the Disney Channel to bless this year
]]>You can tell I'm desperate when we feature experimental Danish films about bread
]]>Said the spider to the butterfly
]]>Quatermass 2's tar walked so Robocop's toxic sludge could run
]]>This list smells like mother's crazy sister Kate
]]>I don't know what blew my mind more, a psychedelic hellscape or Mila Kunis's tongue
]]>Still waiting for a Buster Keaton-themed haunted house
]]>Rodan snatched that #1 right out of the sky
EDIT: before it went to a whole other planet
]]>Recalibrating 2023 response model
]]>Megan Fox was robbed
]]>I once dressed up as the Red Queen for Halloween
]]>Is it healthy to thirst after men as menacing as Robert Mitchum
]]>Can't believe my unhealthy crush with Michael Shannon started here
]]>John Carpenter is a good piano man
]]>That's a real bloodthirsty orgy and holocaust of lives you got on your hands there
]]>Kaiju are definitely spooky!
]]>Featuring the Boy Who Cried Mars
]]>Wig snatched and head sheared
]]>A confusingly sexy reindeer is the finest thing 1952 can offer
]]>Featuring the 50s Pedro Pascal Cinematic Universe
]]>Yeah but did Sammo Hung fake the moon landing??? Didn't think so
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