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Every Film Watched (Ranked)

Films Ranked in Order: Best to Worst!

Disclaimer - These are all Films: Watched/ Reviewed/ Ranked since (May) 2023.


My Rating Scale: 🎬⁉️

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - Magnum Opus/ Masterpiece
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️.✨- Phenomenal Watch
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - Solid Watch/ Very Enjoyable
⭐️⭐️⭐️.✨ - Good Watch/ Pretty Enjoyable
⭐️⭐️⭐️ - An Okay Watch
⭐️⭐️.✨ - Not That Good, Albeit Watchable
⭐️⭐️ - Sub-Par Watch/ Flawed
⭐️. ✨ - Poor Watch/ Significantly Flawed
⭐️ - Shambolic/ Chaotic Mess
✨ - Unwatchable/ A Crime To Filmography

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  • Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 2

    545

  • Don't Hug Me I'm Scared

    546

  • The Gallopin' Gaucho

    525

  • Plane Crazy

    527

  • The Barn Dance

    528

  • The Opry House

    536

  • The Plowboy

    538

  • When the Cat's Away

    539

  • Steamboat Willie

    522

  • The Karnival Kid

    540

  • The Barnyard Battle

    541

  • Possibly in Michigan

    543

  • The Audition

    472

  • Poison

    503

  • The Rat Catcher

    504

  • The Swan

    505

  • The Strange Thing About the Johnsons

    501

  • The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar

    502

  • Sherlock Jr.

    249

  • South Park (Not Suitable for Children)

    473

  • South Park: Joining the Panderverse

    475

  • Zero for Conduct

    535

  • South Park: The End of Obesity

    474

  • L'Âge d'or

    534

  • Grandpa's Great Escape

    509

  • Detour

    168

  • The Kid

    248

  • The Unknown

    254

  • Man with a Movie Camera

    449

  • iParty with Victorious

    490

  • The Invisible Man

    246

  • Aniki-Bóbó

    331

  • The Circus

    245

  • Scooby-Doo! and the Samurai Sword

    518

  • The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari

    247

  • The Nightmare Before Christmas

    421

  • The Emperor's New Groove

    322

  • [REC]

    395

  • The Sword in the Stone

    507

  • Winter Light

    116

  • The Black Cauldron

    492

  • Tom and Jerry: Back to Oz

    521

  • Scooby-Doo! Curse of the Lake Monster

    523

  • Toy Story

    312

  • A Night at the Roxbury

    357

  • Fallen Leaves

    385

  • The Passion of Joan of Arc

    201

  • The Young and the Damned

    230

  • Hush

    405

  • Scary Movie 2

    517

  • Scooby-Doo! The Mystery Begins

    524

  • Ida

    537

  • The Texas Chain Saw Massacre

    287

  • Persona

    450

  • Migration

    487

  • Death of a Bureaucrat

    448

  • Red Eye

    222

  • Terrifier

    378

  • Flow

    427

  • The Harry Hill Movie

    453

  • Gulliver's Travels

    508

  • Epic Movie

    533

  • What We Do in the Shadows

    281

  • My Neighbor Totoro

    314

  • The Lorax

    320

  • Liar Liar

    334

  • Scooby-Doo

    372

  • The Guilty

    399

  • The Possession of Hannah Grace

    439

  • The Autopsy of Jane Doe

    441

  • Madagascar

    481

  • Sherlock Gnomes

    486

  • Modern Times

    244

  • Fantastic Mr. Fox

    375

  • A House Made of Splinters

    531

  • Paths of Glory

    51

  • Cobweb

    444

  • Legends of Oz: Dorothy's Return

    476

  • Scary Movie

    516

  • Stand by Me

    55

  • Johnny English

    186

  • Johnny English Strikes Again

    430

  • Zoolander

    459

  • Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa

    488

  • Eraserhead

    497

  • Not Another Teen Movie

    514

  • Hansel & Gretel

    532

  • A Real Pain

    173

  • Kung Fu Panda

    317

  • Puss in Boots

    321

  • Along Came Polly

    362

  • Shrek

    370

  • The Taking of Deborah Logan

    447

  • The Waterboy

    461

  • Billy Madison

    462

  • Shark Tale

    480

  • Halloween

    144

  • Rocky IV

    179

  • Never on Sunday

    253

  • Paul Blart: Mall Cop

    366

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