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Every Film Watched (Ranked)

Films Ranked in Order: Best to Worst!

Disclaimer - These are all Films: Watched/ Reviewed/ Ranked since (May) 2023.


My Rating Scale: 🎬⁉️

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - Magnum Opus/ Masterpiece
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️.✨- Phenomenal Watch
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - Solid Watch/ Very Enjoyable
⭐️⭐️⭐️.✨ - Good Watch/ Pretty Enjoyable
⭐️⭐️⭐️ - An Okay Watch
⭐️⭐️.✨ - Not That Good, Albeit Watchable
⭐️⭐️ - Sub-Par Watch/ Flawed
⭐️. ✨ - Poor Watch/ Significantly Flawed
⭐️ - Shambolic/ Chaotic Mess
✨ - Unwatchable/ A Crime To Filmography

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  • Harakiri

    44

  • 12 Angry Men

    72

  • The Godfather Part II

    3

  • The Shawshank Redemption

    11

  • Parasite

    71

  • The Godfather

    4

  • City of God

    6

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

    26

  • La Haine

    18

  • Ran

    156

  • The Dark Knight

    14

  • GoodFellas

    17

  • The Penguin

    43

  • Cinema Paradiso

    33

  • There Will Be Blood

    42

  • Spirited Away

    282

  • Paths of Glory

    49

  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    272

  • The Passion of Joan of Arc

    197

  • Whiplash

    94

  • Dune: Part Two

    24

  • Memories of Murder

    34

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

    27

  • The Handmaiden

    99

  • Persona

    437

  • Barry Lyndon

    8

  • Interstellar

    7

  • Oldboy

    40

  • The Pianist

    87

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

    28

  • Sherlock Jr.

    240

  • One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

    47

  • Life Is Beautiful

    61

  • Inglourious Basterds

    88

  • The Seventh Seal

    241

  • Se7en

    95

  • The Silence of the Lambs

    62

  • Good Will Hunting

    10

  • No Country for Old Men

    78

  • The Departed

    121

  • Dog Day Afternoon

    73

  • Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

    224

  • Prisoners

    15

  • Dead Poets Society

    32

  • Django Unchained

    75

  • The Father

    149

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    234

  • The Hunt

    30

  • Fantastic Mr. Fox

    363

  • Man with a Movie Camera

    436

  • Heat

    64

  • Fight Club

    82

  • Modern Times

    235

  • Network

    106

  • Pulp Fiction

    5

  • Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

    372

  • Winter Light

    102

  • The Prestige

    19

  • The Wild Robot

    274

  • The Elephant Man

    46

  • The Grand Budapest Hotel

    168

  • Mulholland Drive

    20

  • Saving Private Ryan

    65

  • Raging Bull

    74

  • The Green Mile

    29

  • The Shining

    48

  • The Holdovers

    170

  • Aftersun

    13

  • The Truman Show

    119

  • Ratatouille

    304

  • The Kid

    239

  • Trainspotting

    80

  • Fargo

    326

  • Oppenheimer

    23

  • Inception

    84

  • Back to the Future

    67

  • Casino

    39

  • Mysterious Skin

    218

  • The Young and the Damned

    221

  • Kill Bill: Vol. 1

    97

  • My Neighbor Totoro

    303

  • Fallen Angels

    93

  • Little Miss Sunshine

    162

  • Coraline

    246

  • Memento

    37

  • The Matrix

    92

  • Stand by Me

    53

  • Paddington 2

    196

  • Raiders of the Lost Ark

    186

  • Black Swan

    130

  • Get Out

    83

  • Taxi Driver

    16

  • Mustang

    374

  • 12 Years a Slave

    91

  • Puss in Boots: The Last Wish

    370

  • Forrest Gump

    107

  • American History X

    60

  • Shutter Island

    35

  • After Hours

    101

  • The Big Lebowski

    382

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