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Every Film Watched (Ranked)

Films Ranked in Order: Best to Worst!

Disclaimer - These are all Films: Watched/ Reviewed/ Ranked since (May) 2023.


My Rating Scale: 🎬⁉️

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - Magnum Opus/ Masterpiece
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️.✨- Phenomenal Watch
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - Solid Watch/ Very Enjoyable
⭐️⭐️⭐️.✨ - Good Watch/ Pretty Enjoyable
⭐️⭐️⭐️ - An Okay Watch
⭐️⭐️.✨ - Not That Good, Albeit Watchable
⭐️⭐️ - Sub-Par Watch/ Flawed
⭐️. ✨ - Poor Watch/ Significantly Flawed
⭐️ - Shambolic/ Chaotic Mess
✨ - Unwatchable/ A Crime To Filmography

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  • The Penguin

    43

  • Baby Reindeer

    164

  • The Irishman

    77

  • Killers of the Flower Moon

    105

  • The Godfather Part II

    3

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King

    26

  • The Green Mile

    29

  • Barry Lyndon

    8

  • Oppenheimer

    23

  • The Wolf of Wall Street

    25

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

    27

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

    28

  • Casino

    39

  • Braveheart

    9

  • The Godfather

    4

  • Heat

    64

  • Interstellar

    7

  • Saving Private Ryan

    65

  • Dune: Part Two

    24

  • Django Unchained

    75

  • The Dark Knight Rises

    148

  • Blade Runner 2049

    253

  • The Godfather Part III

    147

  • Wicked

    152

  • Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

    153

  • Ran

    156

  • Eyes Wide Shut

    22

  • Elvis

    178

  • There Will Be Blood

    42

  • The Revenant

    90

  • Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

    247

  • Scent of a Woman

    31

  • Gladiator

    1

  • Dune

    185

  • Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny

    257

  • Pulp Fiction

    5

  • Prisoners

    15

  • Ford v Ferrari

    63

  • Inglourious Basterds

    88

  • Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

    117

  • The Dark Knight

    14

  • Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

    232

  • The Departed

    121

  • The Pianist

    87

  • Tenet

    129

  • Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3

    270

  • A Time to Kill

    38

  • Inception

    84

  • Gladiator II

    89

  • Mulholland Drive

    20

  • Midsommar

    195

  • Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 1

    139

  • GoodFellas

    17

  • The Handmaiden

    99

  • The Shining

    48

  • King Richard

    133

  • Chitty Chitty Bang Bang

    176

  • The Great Gatsby

    215

  • The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

    231

  • The Shawshank Redemption

    11

  • Forrest Gump

    107

  • Fantastic Beasts: The Secrets of Dumbledore

    252

  • Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

    116

  • Catch Me If You Can

    126

  • Poor Things

    132

  • Kingsman: The Golden Circle

    188

  • The Substance

    223

  • The Talented Mr. Ripley

    98

  • Batman Begins

    112

  • Everything Everywhere All at Once

    234

  • Ready Player One

    260

  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    272

  • The Place Beyond the Pines

    376

  • Fight Club

    82

  • Face/Off

    110

  • Argylle

    410

  • Manchester by the Sea

    12

  • Shutter Island

    35

  • Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

    154

  • The Matrix Reloaded

    158

  • Joker: Folie à Deux

    401

  • Terrifier 2

    432

  • Megalopolis

    505

  • A Clockwork Orange

    2

  • Marriage Story

    219

  • The Matrix

    92

  • BlacKkKlansman

    137

  • Kill Bill: Vol. 2

    278

  • The Lovely Bones

    331

  • Harakiri

    44

  • Black Panther

    138

  • Love Actually

    317

  • The Little Mermaid

    408

  • Lost Highway

    76

  • 12 Years a Slave

    91

  • Moneyball

    171

  • The Conjuring 2

    211

  • Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindelwald

    251

  • Race

    322

  • One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

    47

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