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Every Film Watched (Ranked)

Films Ranked in Order: Best to Worst!

Disclaimer - These are all Films: Watched/ Reviewed/ Ranked since (May) 2023.


My Rating Scale: 🎬⁉️

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - Magnum Opus/ Masterpiece
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️.✨- Phenomenal Watch
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - Solid Watch/ Very Enjoyable
⭐️⭐️⭐️.✨ - Good Watch/ Pretty Enjoyable
⭐️⭐️⭐️ - An Okay Watch
⭐️⭐️.✨ - Not That Good, Albeit Watchable
⭐️⭐️ - Sub-Par Watch/ Flawed
⭐️. ✨ - Poor Watch/ Significantly Flawed
⭐️ - Shambolic/ Chaotic Mess
✨ - Unwatchable/ A Crime To Filmography

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  • You Are So Not Invited to My Bat Mitzvah

    533

  • Don't Hug Me I'm Scared

    532

  • Don't Hug Me I'm Scared 2

    531

  • True Heiress vs. Fake Queen Bee

    530

  • Possibly in Michigan

    529

  • Nativity 3: Dude, Where's My Donkey?!

    528

  • The Barnyard Battle

    527

  • The Karnival Kid

    526

  • When the Cat's Away

    525

  • The Plowboy

    524

  • Ida

    523

  • The Opry House

    522

  • Zero for Conduct

    521

  • L'Âge d'or

    520

  • Epic Movie

    519

  • Hansel & Gretel

    518

  • A House Made of Splinters

    517

  • Insidious: The Red Door

    516

  • Batman & Robin

    515

  • The Barn Dance

    514

  • Plane Crazy

    513

  • The Smurfs

    512

  • The Gallopin' Gaucho

    511

  • Scooby-Doo! The Mystery Begins

    510

  • Scooby-Doo! Curse of the Lake Monster

    509

  • Steamboat Willie

    508

  • Tom and Jerry: Back to Oz

    507

  • Cars 3

    506

  • Megalopolis

    505

  • Scooby-Doo! and the Samurai Sword

    504

  • Scary Movie 2

    503

  • Scary Movie

    502

  • High School Musical

    501

  • Not Another Teen Movie

    500

  • The Other Woman

    499

  • Hall Pass

    498

  • Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul

    497

  • Time Bandits

    496

  • Grandpa's Great Escape

    495

  • Gulliver's Travels

    494

  • The Sword in the Stone

    493

  • Mad Max

    492

  • The Swan

    491

  • The Rat Catcher

    490

  • Poison

    489

  • The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar

    488

  • The Strange Thing About the Johnsons

    487

  • Snow White

    486

  • Flashdance

    485

  • The Exorcist: Believer

    484

  • Eraserhead

    483

  • Enemy

    482

  • Wish

    481

  • A Haunting in Venice

    480

  • The Marvels

    479

  • The Black Cauldron

    478

  • Little

    477

  • iParty with Victorious

    476

  • Kung Fu Panda 4

    475

  • Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa

    474

  • Migration

    473

  • Sherlock Gnomes

    472

  • Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed

    471

  • Shrek the Third

    470

  • Penguins of Madagascar

    469

  • Madagascar

    468

  • Shark Tale

    467

  • Sing

    466

  • Despicable Me 4

    465

  • Madagascar 3: Europe's Most Wanted

    464

  • Legends of Oz: Dorothy's Return

    463

  • South Park: Joining the Panderverse

    462

  • South Park: The End of Obesity

    461

  • South Park (Not Suitable for Children)

    460

  • The Audition

    459

  • Ticket to Paradise

    458

  • Wonka

    457

  • Barbie

    456

  • American Pie

    455

  • Couples Retreat

    454

  • Elf

    453

  • White Chicks

    452

  • No Hard Feelings

    451

  • Anger Management

    450

  • Billy Madison

    449

  • The Waterboy

    448

  • Barbarian

    447

  • Zoolander

    446

  • Bruce Almighty

    445

  • A Man Called Otto

    444

  • Mirror Mirror

    443

  • Bee Movie

    442

  • The Beautiful Game

    441

  • The Harry Hill Movie

    440

  • Four Lions

    439

  • Scrooged

    438

  • Persona

    437

  • Man with a Movie Camera

    436

  • Death of a Bureaucrat

    435

  • The Taking of Deborah Logan

    434

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