31 Days of Horror 2021 - Film 10
Two asshole teenaged boys go to Mexico and find a bootleg puzzle box with a fake Pinhead inside.
Yep. That is my summary of this absolute garbage. Doug Bradley portrayed Pinhead in the first eight Hellraiser films, even the atrocious Deader and Hellworld yet even he said this script was too awful for him to return to the role which made him a horror icon. He was right. Stephan Smith Collins takes…
A group of American tourists are backpacking through the back country of Ireland when they stumble upon a small village and meet a seemingly nice resident who tells them about a set of historical standing stones to see and a promise of a free cabin to serve as their home base for the night. After a night of fun the group goes to sleep only to be awoken by growling and banging. It's then that they discover that they are…
Immediately after the events in the first film, the creature is still on the hunt and feasting on human body parts. This time he has a team of monster hunters in pursuit. A group of people who lost loved ones to it's brutality and aim to both figure out where it came from and kill it once and for all.
I'll just mention the awful CGI FX once. They're bad. Anyway...
Jeepers Creepers is one of those franchises with a…
31 DAYS OF HORROR 2023 - Film 34
Fair warning. Even the most hardened of the barrel scraping division of horror hounds have our limits. This is not a review. This is a rant.
Five years after a zombie outbreak the few remaining assholes live in a military base and blah blah yada yada, ENOUGH!
WHY!!!??? WHY!!!??? WHY!!!??? WHY!!!??? WHY!!!??? MUST THIS GOD FORSAKEN FILM BE REMADE / RE-IMAGINED FOR THE SECOND TIME!!!??? WHY!!!??? Even the superior films in the…
The Last Drive-In with Joe Bob Briggs - Season 2 - Episode 8 - Film 2
One night while deer hunting, a man and his son encounter a massive hog. The hog kills the son while the father is getting a beer. After the cops arrive and give him a hard time the father escapes into the marsh. One year later, two models and a photographer go missing in the same spot. Two weeks after that, we're at the current…
We start with two fourteen year old girls who are best friends. Megan is the shitty one, a girl who is into drugs, sex, and parties. She's the off the rails girl that is every father's worst nightmare. Amy is the exact opposite. She's disliked by the shitty kids and bullied. A great person who is a excellent student, doesn't do drugs, and leads a straight life. One day Megan goes missing. Amy has an idea of what may have…
"When someone dies in the grip of a powerful rage, a curse is born. It gathers in the place of death, but cannot be contained. Once you encounter it...it will never let you go."
They changed that intro quote again. Where's the rage!?
On Friday night I realized that 2019's The Grudge was streaming on Hulu and thus I set out on the task of rewatching and reviewing the original American trilogy in anticipation of finally seeing this second American…
31 DAYS OF HORROR 2022 - Film 41
"What do you think survival is!?"
Two years after Samara appears on a plane to pursue her latest victim causing it to crash, Gabriel Brown buys that person's old VCR at a flea market. Inside is the cursed Samara tape with a label on it that says "watch me!" He teaches a class at a local college and puts together an experiment in which his students watch it one by one to…
The Last Drive-In with Joe Bob Briggs - Season 5 - Episode 6 - Film 1
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO WATCH SHARKNADO!!!!! WOOOOO!!!!
A rash of mega storms are battering the California coast resulting in massive flooding. It just so happens that there is also an influx of ravenous sharks in the area who come inland along with the flood waters. People are being eaten by these mindless predators but they can be avoided if you go further…
Saturday Night Shorts: Film 238
Huluween Filmfest - Film 7
"Please miss, I've got to get to my dog. He will die without water!"
"...I'm a cat person..."
Two teenaged girls steal lipstick from a store and get more than they bargained for when the psychopath security guard catches them in the act.
Lippy is the fourth film in Hulu's 2018-2019 Huluween Film Fest slate of short horror flicks, and it's one that finally raises the bar of enjoyment. While…
Debbie and Laine once played with an Ouija Board as kids. Years later the two are college students and Debbie finds another board in the attic of her new rental home. She uses it alone which is a broken rule, and doesn't like what she encounters, causing her to attempt to destroy it. The result is her death. Laine and a group of friends head to the house a few days later with the intention of using that board to…
A sorority house is stalked by a killer in peak 2019 fashion.
That's all I will say for my blurb. This film warrants nothing more. From the very first shitty snow angel kill I knew that in this case the reputation was well deserved. Watching this film is basically like being grounded and pounded by social agendas to the point of eyerolling cringe. The argument scene in the kitchen was the pinnacle of it all. I was actually stunned. There…