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An amazing continuation to one of the best shows ever made. Twin Peaks: The Return picks up 25 years after the masterpiece that is Twin Peaks and furthers the story of Agent Dale Cooper and the strange Northwestern town of Twin Peaks. Will there finally be the conclusion that fans have been waiting two and a half decades for?
Nope....and somehow that's ok. This is basically an 18hr movie that ends with another cliffhanger. A tremendous feat that will be…
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4:23:44. Yes this documentary is THAT long.
In Search of Darkness is a one stop shop for snippets of 1980s horror movie information, delivered by some of the biggest names in the genre. There are tons of actors, directors, film crew, FX artists, and composers interviewed for this but I was shocked at the absence of one man who is usually the first guy to do these sort of things. Bruce Campbell. Where are ya, Bruce?
Although I consider myself…
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★★★★ Rewatched 16 Jul 2023
Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy, wealthy, and dead. " - James Thurber
After watching the abomination known as Room 237, a documentary that claims to be about The Shining but actually sucks basketballs through garden hoses, I needed to feel better. I needed a documentary about anything in my beloved horror genre that doesn't suck basketballs through garden hoses.
Never Sleep Again: The Elm Street Legacy was the perfect film to fill that gap.…
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Rosemary and Guy Woodhouse are a young married couple hoping to conceive a child. After a miscarriage they move to Paris where Guy takes a job at a university. After a series of events that sees the pair on the brink of homelessness they are taken in by an older wealthy couple that have a spare apartment in their building and insist they move in at a cheap price. As the couples get closer Rosemary becomes pregnant and Guy's fortune…
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"You lied and I died" - Georgie
It's been 27 years since a group of kids called The Losers Club battled the cosmic entity know as Pennywise the Clown and won. 27 years marks the beginning of a new cycle and a call to fulfill the group promise they made and kill IT once and for all.
The Pennywise scenes are every bit as good as the first film. He takes on a bunch of different forms and most of…
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Susie Bannon, a Mennonite from a small town in Ohio leaves it all behind and travels to Berlin to join an elite dance academy. She takes the room of Patricia, a student who recently disappeared. Patricia seemed to have gone slowly insane ranting about how the school was run by witches. As time goes on another girl disappears and strange happenings point to the chance that Patricia may have been right. Her psychotherapist, an old man named Dr. Klemperer vows…
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"We're all dying. The world is one big hospice with fresh air" - Danny Torrance
Danny Torrance is grown man now. Once a pathetic drunken bum, now an orderly in a nursing home where he uses his gift to ease the fears of the elderly before they die. Abra is a teenage girl who also has the gift of the shining. A cult of people with powers called 'The True Knot' live near-immortal lives by hunting, killing, and feeding off…
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Jack (Matt Dillon) is a serial killer. The film centers around Jack telling a mystery man named Verge about five random kills that he has committed. These are broken down into segments called "incidents." Jack also happens to be one of the luckiest serial killers in history. He's incredibly sloppy and his OCD makes it even worse. As Jack stacks his walk-in freezer with his body count we get closer to the current time and the identity of the mysterious…
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Amazon Prime Video, thank you for delivering Ari Aster's latest work of art to my eyes and brain. Hereditary was my favorite horror films of the past few years and The Strange Thing About The Johnsons is one of my favorite shorts of all time. It's because of this that Midsommar was on my must see list and it definitely did not disappoint.
Our main character Dani is the women crying on the cover art for this film, and it…
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August, 1977.
Peggy Hodgson and three of her four children live in a rundown old apartment in Enfield. Life is tough for the single mother doing her best to keep food on the table. At first she thought her young kids were causing trouble until she witnessed furniture moving by itself. Terrified, she calls the Society for Psychical Research (SPR), notably, inventor Maurice Grosse to document and hopefully resolve the fear that terrorizes the family.
The Enfield Haunting is a…
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★★★★ Rewatched 30 Dec 2020
In the small town of Derry, Maine kids go missing every 27 years never to be seen again. It's been as many years since the last time this phenomena gripped the town. Georgie is a little boy wants to play in the rain. His sick older brother Bill builds him a paper sailboat to float in the gutter. When the boat slips down a sewer grate, Georgie looks inside only to be greeted by a clown named Pennywise who snatches…
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★★★★ Rewatched 25 Oct 2021
31 Days of Horror 2021 - Film 43
1977. Shortly after investigating the infamous Amityville Horror House, Ed and Lorraine Warren are called to a house in Enfield, England where a single mother and her four children reside. A house that is haunted by an evil that which may be greater than anything the Warrens have encountered before.
The Conjuring 2 is based on another real life case investigated by the infamous Warrens. It's popularly known as The Enfield Poltergeist…
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