mm has written 214 reviews for films during 2018.
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The Big Short 2015
I still don’t understand a damn thing anyone in this is talking about, but it’s really good.
Even more psyched to see Vice in a few days.
Grade: 7/10
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Bumblebee 2018
I don't dislike this anywhere near as much as Aquaman but my problems with it are similar.
Kubo and the Two Strings is a creative masterpiece. Bumblebee is as mediocre as you can get.
Unlike the fish movie, I can't lay all the blame at Travis Knight's feet as he didn't write it, but I have no idea how he could go from something so cinematically rich to a concept and script as tired as this is.
Unless he did…
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Roe v. Wade 2019
The cinematic event of a generation as it's the biggest collection of dumbfucks since the 2016 republican national convention.
Milo
Tomi
Jon Voight
Jamie Kennedy?This is the avengers of fucking morons.
Here's the synopsis, which is the funniest thing I have ever read:
"The 2019 film Roe v. Wade is based on the American landmark decision of the same name, issued in 1973 by the U.S. Supreme Court on the issue of the constitutionality of laws that criminalized or…
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Vox Lux 2018
Pop music as a shared song of tragedy.
Violence in the mainstream.
Celebrity rising from carnage.
Not sure if Natalie Portman was in the same movie as everyone else but damn it did she make some fucking choices.
This movie is harrowing, awkward and absurd. I wish I liked it more.
Grade: 6.5/10
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Mary Poppins Returns 2018
I have a rule when it comes to grades.
If I cry due to an emotional bond I've built with a character, the movie gets 4 ½ stars immediately. If a movie is genuinely able to pull an emotion like that out of me, a person who occasionally closes themselves off from those things, I can’t pretend it’s anything other than a huge feat.
Rather than name the number of times I cried (and embarrass myself), I’ll highlight the one…
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Dave 1993
The Oliver Stone cameo is now my favorite movie cameo of all time.
Let me be clear, this movie doesn't make a lick of sense whatsoever. The main premise is the Clark Kent glasses phenomenon except it's 10 times more unbelievable. If you pull strings, this will unravel completely.
And yet, 90's movies have built-in charm that I am completely helpless towards. You keep your 80's silliness. I'll happily take my warm 90's sweetness.
I will watch this at least 100 more times.
Grade: 9/10
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Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse 2018
EDIT: THIS ONLY COST $90 MILLION TO MAKE?!?!?!?!?
Even though this was certified a couple months ago with the video-game, Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse is yet another piece of evidence that no single property has had a better year than Spider-Man in 2018.
And Spider-Verse just might be the best of them all.
Eye-popping visuals, pitch-perfect comedy, touching dramatic moments, the best Stan Lee cameo, and a fantastic script add up to make this a movie you need to see…