Heh...
Heh heh...
EHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GUESS WHO'S BACK
THIS SONNUVA BIATCH, THAT'S WHO.
And OOOH HO HO BOI IS THIS A GOOD ONE
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So, to start, I'm gonna completely redo the dialogue for everyone's favourite Australian transfer student: Mike!!!! I'm splitting this into regular and Story related (Let me know if i've forgotten any story lines). Please note that not everything has a line. I'm not a psychopath.
Story
"groans Ergh, why do i feel like i just fought with a Salty*? What happe- where the hell am i?! Is- is this a theme park? Damn, and just when i thought Americans couldn't get any weirder..." - waking up in Kid Case. (*Salty; a Saltwater Crocodile.)
"I... don't think this is a theme parkWOAH JEEZ! Oh, it's just an ant- AN ANT THATS HALF MY SIZE! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!" - first sighting of an ant when exiting the Kid Case trench.
"Aaaaaaaand of course it didn't work. That would be too convenient, wouldn't it? Indistinguishable grumbling" - The mysterious machine fails.
"Yo! Bot with a stache'! You good mate?" - seeing and helping Burg.L
"Huh. Is it bad that i'm not questioning the literal tiny lab complex in a hedge?" - entering Hedge Lab for the first time.
Multiplayer Response
Pete: "Yes, Mike. Yes it is."
Max: "I second that."
Willow: "I'm gonna have to agree."
Hoops: (Idk on how to do lines for Hoops i've never played as her so i don't know what she's like.)
"This looks like a video game cartridge... eh, whatever. Burg.L needs it, and besides, what choice do i have? It's either help him or live with the bugs forever." - retrieve first Super Chip.
"gags So, SO damp..." - entering Undershed for first time.
*Mant Roar.* "... either my dad has some friends over and they've cracked out the beers, or that is an unholy abomination."
"Unholy abomination. Gotcha." - sees Mant through glass.
"And the fun begins." - Javamatic/Mix.R start.
"OH YOU SONNUVA-" Javamatic/Mix.R breaks.
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Regular (+ multiplayer responses.)
"And aphid (number from 1-50) takes the lead!" - sees aphid running away.
"Hayfever? I feel ya mate." - weevil
"Mumbles something angrily about insects." - retrieves backpack.
"Well, that was an... experience." - retrieves backpack.
"That's not bad, actually." - drinks water.
"sigh That's better." - drinks water.
"Somehow, better than cafeteria food." - eating meals.
"Honey, I'm home." - Broodmother fight start.
Pete: "MIKE WHAT THE HECK-"
"You know, if you weren't trying to kill me, i'd say you look sick!" - Mantis fight; after first attack.
"This monarchy's boutta crumble!" - Wasp Queen fight start.
"What is that what is that whatisthatWHATISTHAT -" - IFB fight start; speaking gets faster and louder.
"gags smells like my dad's sock drawer." - Stinkbug/Green Shield bug gas without gas mask.
"The bugs are exploding. WHY ARE THE BUGS EXPLODING." - infected bugs.
"Come here ya little buggars." - spiderling.
"Oh yeah. That's poison." - poisoned.
"Now, i'm used to spiders, but THAT..." - infected wold spider.
"OOOOOH BIG FISHY." - sees Koi Fish; exasperated tone.
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I'm out of ideas rn. I had some, but then the motivation up and left. So this is all for now (sorry!). Until next time!
