3

3 by Britney Spears is featured in Britney 2.0, the second episode of Season Four. It is a stripped down, acoustic version. It is sung by Joe, Sam, and Tina.

The rest of the New Directions members (with the exception of Brittany) clap and dance along. Towards the end of the performance, Brittany gets up to grab a hair buzzer from her bag and plugs it into the wall, leaving everyone looking confused. In seconds, Brittany raises the buzzer, about to shave her head (as a reference to when Britney Spears did it back in 2007). As Unique squeals in panic, Will rushes to stop Brittany. Brittany explains that she doesn't want to have any hair at all, if she can't tie her hair up like she did in the Cheerios. However, Will stops her and the next scene shows that Brittany hasn't shaved her head.

Lyrics[]

Tina with Joe and Sam:
One, two, three,
Not only you and me
Got 180 degrees and I'm caught in between

Countin' one, two, three
Peter, Paul and Mary
Getting down with 3P
Everybody loves countin'
Everybody loves countin'
Everybody loves countin'

Tina:
Babe, pick a night
To come out and play
If it's alright
What do you say?

Merrier the more
Triple fun that way
Twister on the floor
What do you say?

Joe:
Are you in?
Living in sin is the new thing,
Are you in?

Joe and Tina:
I am countin'

Tina with Joe and Sam:
One, two, three,
Not only you and me
Got 180 degrees and I'm caught in between

Countin' one, two, three
Peter, Paul and Mary
Getting down with 3P
Everybody loves countin'

One, two, three,
Not only you and me
Got 180 degrees and I'm caught in between

Countin' one, two, three
Peter, Paul and Mary
Getting down with 3P,
Everybody loves countin'

Tina:
Three is a charm
Two is not the same
I don't see the harm
So are you game?

Let's make a team
Make 'em say my name
Loving the extreme
Now are you game?

Joe (and Tina):
Are you in?
(Living in sin is the new thing,)
Are you in?
(I am countin')

Tina with Joe and Sam:
One, two, three,
Not only you and me
Got 180 degrees and I'm caught in between

Countin' one, two, three
Peter, Paul and Mary
Getting down with 3P
Everybody loves countin'

One, two, three
Not only you and me
Got 180 degrees and I'm caught in between

Countin' one, two, three
Peter, Paul and Mary
Getting down with 3P
Everybody loves countin'

Sam:
What we do is innocent
Just for fun and nothing meant

Tina:
If you don't like the company
Let's just do it you and me,

Sam:
You and me

Sam and Tina:
Or three
Or four

Sam:
On the floor (Joe: On the floor)
On the floor (Joe: On the floor)

Tina:
On the floor!

Sam:
On the floor!

Tina with Joe and Sam:
One, two, three
Not only you and me
Got 180 degrees and I'm caught in between

Countin' one, two, three
Peter, Paul and Mary
Getting down with 3P
Everybody loves countin'

One, two, three
Not only you and me (Tina: Oooh!)
Got 180 degrees and
I'm caught in between,
Countin'

Joe and Sam:
One, two, three (Tina: One, Two, Three)
Peter, Paul and Mary

Tina with Joe and Sam:
Getting down with 3P
Everybody loves countin'