* Posts by Aladdin Sane

2765 publicly visible posts • joined 20 Jun 2015

SLS goes vertical at Stennis while NASA practises SRB stacking

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Trollface

Re: In MY day

OK boomer

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Obviously need more struts.

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Trollface

Pretty sure I've built that in KSP.

Rugby legend Will Carling tells El Reg: Techie stats bods will love this year's Six Nations

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Re: Lies, Damned Lies and Statistics...

That ground doesn't exist any more

The Foot of Cupid emits final burst of flatulence in honour of fallen Python Terry Jones

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In tribute, I have bought some waffer thin mints.

South American nations open fire on ICANN for 'illegal and unjust' sale of .amazon to zillionaire Jeff Bezos

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Re: Balkanise

Russians don't take a dump, son, without a plan.

Autonomous Logistics Information System gets shoved off the F-35 gravy train in favour of ODIN

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Re: Military Spec

Was one of those systems called WRAM? Papa Sane worked on that.

The $4.3bn trial of the century is over! Now we wait for judgment

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Assuming that they have grounds for an appeal.

Leaks point to Samsung Galaxy S20 Ultra with mammoth 108MP camera and ... what? 16GB of RAM

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But can it run Crysis?

US hands UK 'dossier' on Huawei: Really! Still using their kit? That's just... one... step... beyond

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Re: Won't make a difference

Or worse, turn it into a bomb.

Step away from your keyboard and get some fresh air.

What was Boeing through their heads? Emails show staff wouldn't put their families on a 737 Max over safety fears

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Coffee/keyboard

Re: How many other manufacturers?

Bravo

Whirlybird-driving infosec boss fined after ranty Blackpool Airport air traffic control antics

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Facepalm

What a plonker.

BOFH: You brought nothing to the party but a six-pack of regret

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Re: New year

Sure thing. Just take your bank balance and convert it to Iranian Rial.

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Re: New year

Ask and ye shall receive.

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Re: 'You brought nothing to the party but a six pack of regret?'

Only if you've been at the cricket.

Love T-shirts, but can't be bothered to wash them? We've seen just the thing!

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How long until this gets issued to squaddies?

It's Becoming Messy: Judge says IBM's request to shut down age-discrimination lawsuit should be rejected

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Can we have a popcorn icon please?

'Buyer's remorse' drove HP's legal crusade to go after Lynch, High Court told

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Re: Christmas films are banned until much later in the year.

That's a film tie-in I didn't expect to see.

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Coat

Re: Slightly disappointed

I understood that reference.

5G signals won't make men infertile, sighs UK ad watchdog as it bans bonkers scary poster

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I would happily inflict pain on the bastards that sold dowsing rods as bomb detectors.

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Obligatory XKCD is obligatory.

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Re: Report on Experimental Results

Far more fun to put slices of pickled gherkin into the microwaves they ave in Burger King. Quite illuminating.

What's that? Encryption's OK now? UK politicos Brexit from Whatsapp to Signal

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Re: No, silly

So we've all been deceived?

London's Westminster Council wins appeal against phonebooth-cum-massive-digital-advert

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Headmaster

Are the phone booths less lovely or are we having fewer of them? Enquiring minds want to know.

Capita unfurls new consulting arm. Hmm, what shall we call it?

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Headmaster

Re: There is no such verb as "to ink"

actually less characters

Fewer

Huawei's P40 and P40 Pro handsets will not ship with Google Mobile Services, Richard Yu confirms

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Re: Maybe worth considering

Yea - ok, you can downvote me for that

Done

Hate speech row: Fine or jail anyone who calls people boffins, geeks or eggheads, psychology nerd demands

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Nah, they lack the depth and ability to give pleasure.

You cannae break the laws of physics, cap'n... Boffins call BS on 'impossible' black hole, fear readings were botched

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He already has a gaping void where his heart should be.

Oi, Queenslander who downloaded 26.8TB in June alone – we see you

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Re: or, 1 byte

That's a hell of a ping test.

Beware of bad Santas this Xmas: Piles of insecure smart toys fill retailers' shelves

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Re: Easy solution

When I was younger:

Don't meet strangers from the internet

Don't get into stranger's cars

Now:

Your Uber will be arriving in 5 minutes

Doogee Wowser: The S40's a terrible smartphone, but a passable projectile

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Re: There was a time....

They missed with unerring accuracy. Concussing a child was frowned upon even in the good old days.

Whoooooa, this node is on fire! Forget Ceph, try the forgotten OpenStack storage release 'Crispy'

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Re: proper application of thermite

Remember kids, thermite and thermal paste are 2 very different things.

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Re: proper application of thermite

Liberally and frequently?

Onestream slammed for 'slamming' vulnerable and elderly folk: That's £35k to Ofcom, please

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Re: The money, due within 20 working days, goes to the Treasury

But it's not being split, it's going to the Treasury.

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Mushroom

The money, due within 20 working days, goes to the Treasury

Nothing for their victims then? A pox upon their house.

US Embassy in London files extradition request for ex-Autonomy boss over HPE fraud charges

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Coat

Re: Mike's on a European Vacation

Hey! Tuesday! Pig 'N A Poke!

Mine's the one with salt and holy water in the pocket.

RISC-V business: Tech foundation moving to Switzerland because of geopolitical concerns

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Re: What About World War 3?

As Uncle Joe said, "Quantity has a quality of its own."

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Re: Of the reasons to move, the flag is a big plus.

Nah, my room's padded an I get given a great jacket with lots of buckles.

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Coat

Of the reasons to move, the flag is a big plus.

Christmas in tatters for Nottinghamshire tots after mayor tells them Santa's too busy

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Re: The reason why is the interesting questionm, surely.

Deprive those kids of a valuable opportunity for self-discovery and critical thinking by slowly working out for themselves that their parents and society have been lying to them.

Plenty of opportunities for that to happen.

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Coat

I've checked my contract

There ain't no sanity clause.

Xerox: Prepare to say cyan-ara, HP Inc. We're no paper tiger. We're really very serious about that hostile takeover

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Pint

Don't think I've seen El Reg use a Mad Men pic before

In the words of Bertram Cooper, 'Bravo'.

Totally Sardonic Bank: Well, it must be, to have a TITSUP* the same week as THAT report

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Only a fool learns from his own mistakes. The wise man learns from the mistakes of others.

Otto von Bismarck

Second time lucky: Sweden drops Julian Assange rape investigation

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Re: Stating the obvious

Except that if the slippery little bugger hadn't holed up in the embassy, there's every chance that the evidence wouldn't have weakened and the case may have made it to court. Now we'll simply never know.

Bloodhound gang hits 1,010kph, retreats to lab to work on smashing the land speed record

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Trollface

Re: Minor nitpick

All speed is relative.

Astroboffins capture video of Mercury passing across the Sun's surface

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Pint

Set the controls

for the heart of the sun.

ZTE Nubia Z20: It's £499. It's a great phone. Buy it. Or don't. We don't care

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Re: I am from Gdańsk and I beg for help

Or a 3rd placed rugby team.

The UK's Civil Aviation Authority asked drone orgs to email fliers' data in an Excel spreadsheet

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Re: loophole?

Sure that should be five mini lion drones that come together to form one super-bot?

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Obligatory xkcd is obligatory.

FYI, we're now in the timeline where Facebook decides who is and isn't a politician on its 2bn-plus-person network

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Re: three character limit

WTF