Posts by Aladdin Sane

Re: Heating / Aircon

Set it to low. If people are cold, they can wear jumpers.

Re: I have a cunning business plan.

Downvote because you called it a "children's sci-fi program".

Re: Sources please

Tim Worstall, published on El Reg itself.

Re: Tired driving

In the UK we have the lovely catch-all of "Driving without due care and attention".

Re: Let them have the password

Not posting as AC? Brave move.

Re: gift of the gab and no morals

Isn't that most politicians?

Re: The NYPD Motto:

Works best on the root directory with admin access.

If you turn the aircraft upside down, the pilot invariable falls out.

GI Joe toys weren't very realistic.

Re: "... so it must be phleb they're taking"

The human body can be drained of blood in 8.6 seconds given adequate vacuuming systems.

Re: Sheeple

Will never not share

Re: With lots and lots of apathy.

Not a peak, just a false summit.

Re: one prick will lead to a catastrophic collapse

I think we need to have "The talk".

Re: Piercing the corporate veil and nailing the directors

I'll bring the nail gun.

Re: To be honest

The one that's saucier than a direct hit on a Heinz factory.

GDPR is coming in, they may be starting to give a shit.

Re: Why is Professor Snape flying a TIE Fighter?

Broomstick's in for repairs.

Re: Further inaccuracies

That's what happens when you lie on the wrong side of a ruck.

Re: Does anybody know who ...

Pretty sure it's Satan.

if encryption is backdoored

then so are you.

Re: Redmond's AI assistant can now scan your messages and make your more eloquent

I'd like to think this was done with a deliberate sense of irony.

Like to.

Re: As the old, old saying goes...

If it moves and it shouldn't, use gaffer tape.

If it doesn't move and it should, use WD40.

Re: Stargatesg7

Anybody got any dried frog pills? The poor chap seems to have gone completely bursar.

Re: Da feme tune

Its a funny old game, its getting better by the day...

ET is okay

The Dark Crystal is far superior.

Re: Telly Tax Is Value For Money

Personally, I think they should do the same as Ch4 and put their archive on iPlayer, not just stuff that's aired recently.