Posts by Aladdin Sane

Re: Bad Behaviour has Always Been There

The Official Monster Raving Loony Party are campaigning to lower the voting age to 5, as that represents the behaviour of MPs in debates.

Re: Man walks down the street

Shiny

Re: We need a brave airline willing to charge a little more

all you get is 5" more legroom

Not to mention the complimentary beating.

Re: did nobody at Capita think

No they didn't, because Crapita give heartless bastards a bad reputation.

Re: humourous play on BoJo's first name

Alexander?

Re: "Local by-elections can take place at any time of year"

That specifically refers to local council by-elections.

Local by-elections are when a council seat (parish, town etc.) requires filling. Parliamentary by-elections occur following a vacancy arising in the House of Commons.

Re: hi-vis vest on a peackock

Very carefully.

Re: Brace Position

The one time I forget the troll icon.

Re: Vaguely reminded of the days when cigarettes were advertised ....

But it did give us Mad Men, so it all balances out.

Re: And if your significant other insists?

Wrap them in curtains.

I read that as badger. I think I need some sleep.

Re: Unicorns

We have faith that they are pink; we logically know that they are invisible because we can't see them.

Re: underneath the keyboard

Thanks for giving away my password hiding spot you utter git.

Re: Doctor?

Doctor Dre isn't even a real doctor.

Word is, it was a hostile takeover.

Re: Whatever next?

Depends if it involves the humerus.

Re: Bonus points

Surely any use of Comic Sans is inappropriate?

Re: That thing ppl think is OCD but isn't.

Not OCD, just anal.

TBF, the average 90 year old is more IT literate than the absolute weapons that work as call centre customer support.

Gravity is a myth. The Earth sucks.

Re: F35 - Too Late and Over Budget

Major overhaul will take place in Turkey. Day to day maintenance will be done by RN and RAF techies.