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Posts by Aladdin Sane
2988 publicly visible posts • joined 20 Jun 2015
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Leaked: The UK's secret blueprint with telcos for mass spying on internet, phones – and backdoors
China's first large passenger jet makes maiden flight
Best be Nimble, best be quick. You're out of a job at HPE – and that's sh*t
Booze stats confirm boring Britain is drying
Microsoft Azure capacity woes hit UK customers. Yes, you read that right
Don't panic, Florida Man, but a judge just said you have to give phone passcodes to the cops
Chip design chap arrested for using photocopier
China launches aircraft carrier the length of 13.6 brontosauruses
UK.gov throws hissy fit after Twitter chokes off snoop firm's access
TVs are now tablet computers without a touchscreen
Reg reader offered £999,998 train ticket from Cambridge to Horley
A very Canadian approach: How net neutrality rules reflect a country's true nature
IT error at Great Western Railway charging £10k for 63-mile journey ticket
Ministry of Justice scraps 'conviction by computer' law
Mastercard launches card that replaces PIN with fingerprint sensor
NASA agent faces heat for 'degrading' moon rock sting during which grandmother wet herself
Boss swore by 'For Dummies' book about an OS his org didn't run
As you stare at the dead British Airways website, remember the hundreds of tech staff it laid off
FCC kills plan to allow phone calls on planes – good idea or terrible?
Payday lender Wonga admits to data breach
Ex-IBMer sues Google for $10bn – after his web ad for 'divine honey cancer cure' was pulled
Honor phone for paupers goes upmarket, assails flagships
Manchester pulls £750 public crucifixion offer
Alabama man gets electrocuted after sleeping with iPhone
D'oh! Amber Rudd meant 'understand hashing', not 'hashtags'
Head of US military kit-testing slams F-35, says it's scarcely fit to fly
Reg now behind invisible HTML5 Bitcoin paywall
SpaceX wows world with a ho-hum launch of a reused rocket, landing it on a tiny boring barge
Robo-AI jobs doomsday may, er... not actually happen, say boffins
Re: Displaced not redundant
@Bob Rocket
Choose life.
Choose a job.
Choose a career.
Choose a family,
Choose a fucking big television
Choose washing machines, cars,
Compact disc players, and electrical tin openers.
Choose good health, low cholesterol and dental insurance.
Choose fixed-interest mortgage repayments.
Choose a starter home.
Choose your friends.
Choose leisure wear and matching luggage.
Choose a three piece suite on hire purchase
In a range of fucking fabrics.
Choose DIY and wondering who you are on a Sunday morning.
Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing
Sprit-crushing game shows
Stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth.
Choose rotting away at the end of it all,
Pishing you last in a miserable home
Nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish,
Fucked-up brats you have spawned to replace yourself.
Choose your future. Choose life.