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Piggy: Whats amazin? (In different direction) Ralph: You can though! You can make a really good noise. If you
get it right
Ralph: The sun
Piggy: Yeah?
Piggy sits, unimpressed (sigh)
One more farting sound. Much laughter.
Piggy: Dont see whats so amazin
Ralph: I bet there are people. I bet there are some others here.
Ralph: Its like a huge eye looking down at you
And I bet if I blow Ill call them. Theyll come. I bet. And -
Piggy: Its hot, thats what it is, hot (not interested)
Piggy: Ant what?
Ralph turns around and notices him for the first time
Ralph: I dont know what.
Ralph: Thats a funny T-shirt
Pause
Piggy: My auntie gave it to me (Offended)
Piggy: Callem then. If theyre there less callem. Eh? Blow. And
Pause (awkward) letem all come.
Pause
Ralph:
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Ralph: What is it? Ralph: Its a shell (holding it). A conch. Thats what they call it. A
conch
Piggy: Are they all dead, do you think? (change subject)
Piggy: I seen one. At my aunties friends house, I (being ignored)
Ralph: What?
Ralph: You blow in them, dont you?
Piggy: The plane broke up, its in two bits
Piggy: I dont
Ralph: They cant be?
Ralph: You blow in them and they make a noise
Piggy: Why not (Sitting up) If they werent theyd be here.
Organizin. And worse things can happen. My auntie says (not Piggy: I dont my assma
wanting to say)
Ralph: From down here. (Indicates his diaphragm). Its like a flute.
Ralph: What does your auntie say? Im in the orchestra.
Maybe theyre all dead anyway Ralph: The flute. You know. Not the flute. The saxophone. Or the
clarinet.
Ralph: What?
Piggy: Uh? (confused)
Piggy: Here, there, everywhere, all over
Ralph: Dont you know anything? It makes a noise
Ralph: Dont be stupid? (This idea frightens him)
He spits and blows. A fantastic farting sound comes out.
Piggy: Could be. (not completely sure)
Piggy: Oh what
Pause
Both boys fall about laughing
They got bombs now could
Do it again. Since youre in the orchestra.
Ralph: theyre not all dead, stupid. Not everyone in England
stupid. Not the whole of the British Isles. Not our Parents (He And another farting noise
moves centre stage and does a hand stand)
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Ralph:
Piggy:
Piggy:
Ralph:
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Piggy: What?
Ralph lets go
Ralph: Piggy?
Piggy: Piggy
Ralph: Amazing
Ralph: Sorry
Pause
I wont then
Pause
Im Ralph
Look
Ralph:
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Piggy: