So they hate fucked after the race. Makes sense
Enemies-to-Lovers 1789 pages long and still unfinished
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So they hate fucked after the race. Makes sense
Enemies-to-Lovers 1789 pages long and still unfinished
if I was in charge I'd make it a rule that you're not allowed to release a big budget hollywood movie without a tie in game for the nintendo.
yes, I mean the original nintendo, from the 1980s. yes, I still want this rule in 2024 and beyond.
this would make the world slightly more amusing for me, thus I decree it should be so
Can it be Game Boy as well? And they're both utterly different games? Because that would amuse me.
Yes! We need both, clearly. Have you ever considered going into politics? I'm trying to find someone to be Games Czar
there should also be a genesis game, but while the game boy version can be an adaption of the nes one, the genesis one needs to be a different genre
gay lil guy loves a gay lil camera
where’s it’s friday like it fucking matters
i do not NEED a designated time on the calendar to wear glitter and eat nice food and shit actually you delight me, every fucking day, and not like a parent delighted at a child or a child delighted at a cool bug, but like a person standing under a mountain they’ve seen every day for years and are only now getting around to visit and being delighted by the sheer mountainess of this thing they’ve only seen distantly before. i do not need a designated time on the calendar to wear glitter and eat nice food. You are so fucking right and this is going to rewrite my brain chemistry for ever and always. Thank you
oh shit, thanks! it's always nice to hear that i persuaded yet another anonymous tumblr user into my life of hedonism
gay lil guy loves a gay lil camera
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Call em seme trucks amiright
What if what Aladdin meant by a whole new world, he was just gonna get Jasmine high as shit to see the world from a stoner’s point of view?
sometimes i randomly think about how much this post sucks and start laughing really hard
Contender for worst post on the site
The gynecologist was surprised to learn I wanted an IUD because apparently another trans guy just recently told her, very confidently, that he can't get pregnant because T makes you infertile.
Guys. Boys. Dudes. Folks... Don't play with fire.
Testosterone can inhibit some of the other hormonal levels that trigger ovulation, making ovulation less predictable. Many peoples’ ovaries will release eggs less frequently, if at all. However, this doesn’t mean that ovulation entirely stops if someone is taking testosterone. This means that a person on T can still be fertile and get pregnant while on testosterone.
Same goes for my girlies out there. You're not shooting blanks. Not 100%. HRT is not birth control.
this cannot be a real fortune i just got
me: oh yay! i love fortune cookies 🥰 can’t wait to see what my fortune is! 😄💕
this cookie: kill yourself and shut the fuck up
There is no good way to be a Christmas-hater. The only social scripts we have for a Christmas-hater is someone being converted into a Christmas-lover through the power of magic or love or terrifying ghosts. Also, people assume you are just the most unfun guy in the world.
I need a cool fun guy Lover social script for being a Christmas-hater where we learn the lesson of being ourselves and true to our most genuine inner life. Which is hating the holiday so so much.
you do have the right to not be any fun in general, but also the option to be very fun and cool and chill and not wrangled into holiday cheer in order to be those things. like a beautiful stallion that cannot be tamed.
"Other people are happy, don't ruin this for them," fair enough! But have you considered my soul yearns for the full spectrum of emotions during this time of year. like a beautiful stallion also that tramples on shit with her hooves
What the hell is happening???
A friend lost 200 followers. Someone else lost a bunch of followers too. And I also lost 100?
Is something happening?! Is there a purge?!
oh hey. I just saw this. Think that might be it?
That. That makes so much sense. Thanks for sharing that.
Wow, just checked and my followers got cut about in half!
I keep my follower list pretty clean of bots (report and block), I suspect most of that was real people who are now gone. I never cleared out any deactivate blogs or anything and this account goes back to 2014 or so.
Makes sense, but I will miss occasionally going to the far pages of my followers and seeing those people from way back that aren't around anymore...
Though, a bunch of even this reduced follower count are probably inactive, lots of people who don't use tumblr any more but never deleted...
The reindeer are on strike this year so Santa had to assemble a new team on short notice
she lets me hit because i *remembers i have nothing and no one* actually lets just stop talking for a little while
Ok you know how sometimes you see a post on your dash that starts out good but then it turns into people talking about how many notes the post is going to get? You can just go back to a version of the post before all that shit and reblog that!
This can be you! This can be me! Together we can make our dashes less boring and repetitive and unfunny!