Foone Turing

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

I’ve been having trouble sleeping so I misread a post ass starting with with “I can’t believe that even now, in the age of spanking,”

And was suddenly interested. Why are we in the any of spanking? What is the spank enthusiast mad about?

thewisemankey
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IT'S TIME FOR A NEW DEATH GENERATOR! With something between like two weeks and 6 years in the making, it's Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories for the GBA! (2004).

This one required SO MUCH FUCKING WORK. Like, I've partially disassembled the game, patched out dozens of functions to change how it renders, had to use two different emulators (including porting functionality from one to the other), and ran the game (automatically) approximately two thousand times. And then to name the characters, I had my lovely wife @mrsfoone do a spreadsheet that listed them all and matched 'em up with the 241 faces in this silly, silly game.

Even if you've not played the game, this is a fun one to play with: There's all kinda of Final Fantasy and Disney characters in here.

EDIT: forgot to add: If you enjoy the Death Generator and want to support me working on it, I've got both a ko-fi where you can tip me a couple dollars, and a patreon where you can set up a monthly donation. Thanks!

archdemoning

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thewisemankey

Oh, this is gonna get ABUSED.

foone

That is my favorite thing to hear after I release a new generator.

I’ve seen a few other notifications of people saying they had Terrible Plans for this, and it always makes me happy!

the death generator

I want to build a little box that has a dial and a speaker. It plays random music from spoofy or something, but the dial controls what genres it plays.

and the dial controls the beepy-ness of the music.

over towards one end, it’s sad guys with acoustic guitars. towards the other end, chiptunes.

I think that’d be fun.

foone
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at first I thought getting a Star Trek Space Ship with a Floppy Drive was the height of all my fangirlish dreams!

but then the U.S.S. Shugart dropped out of warp 1.44 light years to Ceti Alpha V with a big "INSERT DISK 2" message on the main viewscreen

foone

having to call up Starbase 47 and get them to mail us a replacement disk #17 for Bajor because the cat dropped a magnet on the original.

pirsquar
foone

change your name

foone

I know this is tumblr and it's wall to wall trans people here but they already know this, so I'm talking to you cis people:

change your name

snepril

Everyone should get one free do-over when they turn 18, I think. Just a little coupon you can turn it at the county clerk's to get your name changed.

Actually, you know what? They should treat them like Phantasias in Final Fantasy 14. You get one free to start with and they hand out more at promotional events. They should come in goodie bags at parades.

foone

yeah I've said a similar thing. like, the way it should work is that kids don't have "legal names". You have a nickname for them that they go by which can change anytime. Then when they're 18 they submit a form with their chosen name and that's their new legal name.

You should still be able to change it after that, but I think everyone should be given the chance to choose their own adult name.

pirsquar

In NC, you can legally change your name anytime after turning 18. But only once. Ever.

And you have to register your fingerprints with the state bureau of investigation.

But otherwise, pretty painless. You don't even have to go before a judge.

foone

guess where I got my name changed?

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edelblau

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i did a little 'calculations' and realized as it stands im gonna have a very rough christmas financially so im starting the annual christmas sale now!

use the code CHRIMMY2024 on ko-fi for 10% off all commissions, or if you dont like using ko-fi contact me here and i can figure stuff out with you! (link to sale on this section of text)

you can see examples of my work here (ko-fi gallery), here (art bluesky) or here (tumblr tag)

below is examples of my normal commissions prices!

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and if you just want to embody the spirit of giving and help a disabled artist have a slightly less nightmarish holiday season, you can donate via ko-fi or via my paypal (link). im terrible at responding but please know i treasure each and every commission i get. thanks!

edelblau

i made a post talking a lil about finance stuff more thoroughly that im gonna link here in case anyones curious!