30s, just some fuckinnnnnn guy. he/they pronouns. i love attention, always talk to me about whatever. my cat's blog (yeah I'm like that) is @torontopigeon and she's the best
So they hate fucked after the race. Makes sense
Enemies-to-Lovers 1789 pages long and still unfinished
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if I was in charge I’d make it a rule that you’re not allowed to release a big budget hollywood movie without a tie in game for the nintendo.
yes, I mean the original nintendo, from the 1980s. yes, I still want this rule in 2024 and beyond.
this would make the world slightly more amusing for me, thus I decree it should be so
Can it be Game Boy as well? And they’re both utterly different games? Because that would amuse me.
Yes! We need both, clearly. Have you ever considered going into politics? I’m trying to find someone to be Games Czar
there should also be a genesis game, but while the game boy version can be an adaption of the nes one, the genesis one needs to be a different genre
thecureinorange-deactivated2021:
where’s it’s friday like it fucking matters
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i do not NEED a designated time on the calendar to wear glitter and eat nice food and shit actually you delight me, every fucking day, and not like a parent delighted at a child or a child delighted at a cool bug, but like a person standing under a mountain they’ve seen every day for years and are only now getting around to visit and being delighted by the sheer mountainess of this thing they’ve only seen distantly before. i do not need a designated time on the calendar to wear glitter and eat nice food. You are so fucking right and this is going to rewrite my brain chemistry for ever and always. Thank you
Anonymous
oh shit, thanks! it’s always nice to hear that i persuaded yet another anonymous tumblr user into my life of hedonism
gay lil guy loves a gay lil camera
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Call em seme trucks amiright
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What if what Aladdin meant by a whole new world, he was just gonna get Jasmine high as shit to see the world from a stoner’s point of view?
sometimes i randomly think about how much this post sucks and start laughing really hard
Contender for worst post on the site
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The gynecologist was surprised to learn I wanted an IUD because apparently another trans guy just recently told her, very confidently, that he can’t get pregnant because T makes you infertile.
Guys. Boys. Dudes. Folks… Don’t play with fire.
Testosterone can inhibit some of the other hormonal levels that trigger ovulation, making ovulation less predictable. Many peoples’ ovaries will release eggs less frequently, if at all. However, this doesn’t mean that ovulation entirely stops if someone is taking testosterone. This means that a person on T can still be fertile and get pregnant while on testosterone.
Same goes for my girlies out there. You’re not shooting blanks. Not 100%. HRT is not birth control.
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