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pinned post hi hi hi im Bishop im 24 i use he/him pronouns i like mcr uh also ask me things pls 🥺
sometimes nsfw, in fact almost always nsfw, don't complain if you see something horny
emergency ray toro for when the horrors are too much
i’m looking for a very specific picture of gerard please help i miss her
i wrote up my (slightly scuffed) top surgery experience if anyone wants to read :3 look at my awesome chest boy
post limit status: not post limited :3
what the fuck happened to this picture of mikey that was so bad my dog doesn't even want to chew it
decapitated elf on a shelf with evidence of successful trepanning found
he cried until i let him in my room he never does this
Dog does not understand
ARE YOU KIDDING ME THIS RULES
When your co-workers hat is the only hat for you <3
Phannie interviewers: your sims house is ugly
Non-phannie interviewers: you’re married or going steady
Insecure cis men fear us bc they know they couldn't possibly compete with guys who used to be teenage girls when everyone thought making fun of young women's interest was peak commedy
You're bitter bc a girl you liked said video games are cringe, I was into Twilight in my early teens and had to sit through Vampires Suck a few years later because the teacher let us pick a movie and that was what the boys in our class wanted to watch. We are not the same (thank fuck)
normally it's frustrating when mystery games hand you answers on a silver plate but in ace attorney, the witnesses' tendencies to conveniently say far more than what they were asked for is so hilarious that it becomes its own reward. ace attorney witnesses will be asked what time they saw the murder and they'll say it was 10:40 and they know it was exactly that time because that's the exact minute they open the can of Fancy Feast to feed their elderly russian blue cat, father of 12 kittens and phoenix will be like umm actually i spoke to your cat and here's a written affidavit from him that there was a recall on Fancy Feast and also he's never been to russia nor known the touch of a woman. you're going to jail buddy
Hello, I am Ahmed, 20 years old, studying computer engineering. I had big dreams and ambitions, but because of the war, I lost everything 💔😭
I was exposed to many dangers 💔
Last January, the occupation ordered us to evacuate our house, and I am the sole breadwinner for my family. We were displaced on foot for a long distance under the showers of bullets and rain. From that day until today, I have been homeless, without shelter, and without work. Our house was demolished, I lost my car, and my university was bombed by the occupation, so I want to complete my studies and education and build my dreams again 🥹😭
like the procedure genuinely is driving me mad. i went to the NHS's A&E because it is supposed to be free in England for asylum seekers. They ask me if I am seeking asylum, and I say correct, and I show them my card. I return to where I'm staying. They send me a letter telling me they're charging me (even though it's an A&E visit) and that they need my passport as proof. I don't have a passport because Home Office took it. At the bottom of the letter it says "debts of £500 for two or months may pause or suspend your immigration claim." The letter arrives late because they shipped it second class so I, the person waiting on financial aid, have to ship it first class. What are we doing here. Why am I getting a letter. I mean I'm pretty sure I will win the appeal but I don't understand why this isn't automated and why I have to be the one to prove everything all over again with documents I don't even have.
puppy would really Really like a fucking break from it all
why is geoff trying to fuck phil lester i mean i get it but don't you have tucker or is he spending too much time with his other polycule .wait how deep does the greater emo polycule go
dan and phil are dating plinko who's dating geoff who's dating tucker and tim and frank who are dating anthony and travis and frank who are dating the guy who's name i can't remember from circa survive and all of coheed and mikey who's dating frank and joe who's dating andy pete and patrick (who all hooked up with dan and phil once) who's dating gerard who's dating adam and ray who's dating frank again and his ass is dating like twelve other people
i need to sleep and i realised i don’t know enough about coheed circa or tbs to know what goes on in there
good morning i forgot entirely about the lsdunes polycule everyone please imagine they're connected by a green line thank you also the notes have informed me there is some soulmate shit happening over in coheed and tbs hell yeah
second melatonin save me
why is geoff trying to fuck phil lester i mean i get it but don't you have tucker or is he spending too much time with his other polycule .wait how deep does the greater emo polycule go
dan and phil are dating plinko who's dating geoff who's dating tucker and tim and frank who are dating anthony and travis and frank who are dating the guy who's name i can't remember from circa survive and all of coheed and mikey who's dating frank and joe who's dating andy pete and patrick (who all hooked up with dan and phil once) who's dating gerard who's dating adam and ray who's dating frank again and his ass is dating like twelve other people
i need to sleep and i realised i don’t know enough about coheed circa or tbs to know what goes on in there
