Okay making a new pinned post
Hi, I'm a sci-fi writer ( @tlirswriting ) and crocheter
I don't have much money to donate to fundraisers, but if you do I strongly encourage you to help the ones I share or buy my plushies/commission me so that I can if you'd rather exchange your money for goods and services
Tip me directly with c.app $TLirs / v.nmo @/tlirsgender
*I will update this to add more reputable orgs/etc
I tag undescribed images for accessibility
When one of the couthed up mutuals reblogs something uncouth. Didn’t know you had that in you…
normally it's frustrating when mystery games hand you answers on a silver plate but in ace attorney, the witnesses' tendencies to conveniently say far more than what they were asked for is so hilarious that it becomes its own reward. ace attorney witnesses will be asked what time they saw the murder and they'll say it was 10:40 and they know it was exactly that time because that's the exact minute they open the can of Fancy Feast to feed their elderly russian blue cat, father of 12 kittens and phoenix will be like umm actually i spoke to your cat and here's a written affidavit from him that there was a recall on Fancy Feast and also he's never been to russia nor known the touch of a woman. you're going to jail buddy
joints will see you taking a step & be like "i bet i could improve on this with my Cool New Trick." & theyre wrong
me: i love to maneuver my body through space
the humble kneecap: sliiide to the left🕺
The point I hope y'all are getting tbh
Seeing "2009" in someone's bio with no context & I think to myself You don't mean the year you were born, right... and then I remember what year it is & that I myself was on tumblr at age 16 & clutch the sides of my head and scream
getting approached by an animal that wants you to pet them is such a magical feeling. like they saw you and went "yeah there's love in there"
Acting choices that were Jensen Ackles' ideas:
2. Nice peach fuzz
3. Touching Castiel's face
4. B(r)oner
5. Having Cas take Dean's knife out of his ass pocket
Jensen Ross Ackles making things gayer since 2008
in small fandoms you need to be grateful to the person who only accidentally hit you twice with a frying pan while trying to make you breakfast. in big fandoms you can block people for wearing a shirt you don’t like
i won’t say anything weird anymore i prommy (different way of saying promise)
WORD ADDED!
BONUS!!! BIOSPHERE PERMANENTLY ALTERED
I still think its the funniest shit ever that when I used to volunteer at planned parenthood every week even though I walked past mostly the same protesters every single time they were begging me not to get an abortion theres other options yadda yadda. Like meemaw you see me here every week. They call me abortions georg because I get another one every Monday at 8am
thinking about that post that's like "by providing a face-preserving way to admit the outgroup can be correct, that 'heartbreaking, the worst guy you know made a valid point' article has done more to rectify online discourse than any rationalist ever will"
I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby
English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son
“The big learning is that if you want to kill someone, you can kill them. It’s really scary but true,” said the executive, who spoke on the condition of anonymity. “It seems crazy that we’re just figuring this out.”
“Security is a sunk cost. It doesn’t make companies money, so it’s an easy place to cut at budget time,” said Krummrich, the Global Guardian executive. “You can ride the risk and hope nothing happens. But if it does, you have a much bigger problem emotionally, financially and optics-wise for the brand than if you invest in security up front.”
this is the quote that's really sending me.
security is expensive, but being shot in the street like a dog is bad for the brand, so there's pros and cons
I used to see this image all the time in December but now literally nobody cares. We as a society have forgotten him. All he wanted was to offer us a nice treat and what did we do? We abandoned him. Hell has taken refuge in our hearts and its fires have burned to ash all warmth and love. We should be ashamed.
You know you've fucked up when you go to a doctor and the thing you have wrong with you has been named after an occupation that isn't a thing anymore. Like imagine a doctor looking at you and going "yeah you've got ox-drawn ploughman's disease. We don't even test for that anymore. Yeah the reason you've never heard of it is because the last known case was in 1927 and happened to some guy who was like 98 years old and didn't believe in modern medicine of the time. What the fuck have you been up to."
i slowed down the audio of this vine and it now seems like the dog turned of the lights and freaked out the camera man
this man is being murdered and you cowards just sit and watch
