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we spent years fighting tooth and nail over who tops, dan or phil? and as soon as we calmed down and understood its not important and was honestly a weird part of many fandoms in the early-mid 2010's, dan howell finds a card game and uses it to tell us all, in too much detail, that he tops and more importantly, that phil is a powerbottom who likes it raw
everyone shut up my dog is using his bed properly for once and is dreaming of important things
period horny is evil what do you mean everything hurts and i need to invest in a jackhammer with a cock on it can't i just relax instead
pete wentz maybe wrote one singular song about mikey way and every six months that fact gets mysteriously forgotten
im currently sending my period cramps to frank iero so if you see him posting like a little bitch on instagram stories that was me
cant even bring himself to slap the people's princess but we all know phil would have slapped him in a heartbeat
nice preshow selfie im putting this on posters and plastering the whole country with them
what the fuck happened to this picture of mikey that was so bad my dog doesn't even want to chew it
decapitated elf on a shelf with evidence of successful trepanning found
he cried until i let him in my room he never does this
my brain has been so completely turned to mashed potatoes by moving out that i managed to be entirely unaware of an in person appointment with my gender clinic today and only found out when they left me a voicemail and as a result i got so stressed that i had to alphabetise my pokemon cards so i didn't do anything drastic
gonna be real here babygirl i think that ankle was pre-popped and frank is innocent
the annoying ass rotating comment box under youtube videos normally just annoys me but today it hit me with two comments that made me put my phone down and walk a lap around my room. i have bad news for that first person and a punch to the throat for that second person.
squarshing them
my mum just told me that if i leave the kitchen dinosaur here when i move out that she will Not let him stay in his rightful place and keep watch over the kitchen
lifted up a rock and this bug was looking at me
