How cold is cold = cold enough
to freeze waterfalls. Here is a view looking outward from beneath Minnehaha
Falls in Minneapolis. What is called an "arctic vortex" or "polar vortex" is in the midst of holding captive the Upper Midwest, bringing the coldest temperatures since the mid-1990s.
Since this turned out to be a very long post, I will move right along. The first song included today is, "It's Only
Make Believe," written by Conway Twitty and Jack Nance, and recorded by Twitty
in 1958. It became a No. 1 hit for him and later for Glen Campbell, as well. I
sort of stumbled on to this cover of it by Ronni Rae Rivers. She recorded it in
the Bojangles Saloon & Restaurant at Alice Springs, Northern Territory,
Australia, which seems as good a place as any since she was born in Australia
and drifts back and forth between there and Texas. I like her rendition and I
like the sign just as the song is getting under way: "Cowboys leave your guns
at the bar."
The second song is, "Tiny
Dancer," by Elton John, who sings it here, with lyrics from Bernie Taupin. The
title of this post comes from the action in the video for this song:
Blue jean baby
L.A. lady
Seamstress for the band
Pretty eyed
Pirate smile
You'll marry a music man
Ballerina, you must have seen
her ....
Ballerina, soon it will be summer ....
As
I sit here writing this on Wednesday,
January 30, 2019, ten in the morning, the actual air temperature outside is
minus 29 degrees Fahrenheit (which translates to minus 34 Celsius). I guess
that puts the wind chill temperature somewhere in the neighborhood of minus 60 degrees Fahrenheit.
What
are the results of this weather "occurrence?"
For
a start, there will be no mail delivery in Minnesota and all or parts of a
number of other Midwestern states. Classes have been cancelled in every public
school and at most, if not all colleges. Many businesses have closed and
thousands of individuals are staying at home.
Minus
29 is nothing to sneeze at, but when I was a boy I can recall many days similar
to this, some of them not only frigid, but in the grips of a blizzard, when I
picked up my .22 caliber rifle, pulled my Golden Labrador (yes, golden, not
yellow) from his snug as a bug in a rug nest and headed out the door to circle
the nearest lake. There were times when it meant walking backwards against the
wind or finding shelter behind a tree for a few minutes, but such excursions
truly were enjoyable experiences.
Personally,
I have experienced the actual air temperature at minus 56 degrees Fahrenheit and below
zero weather which lasted a few weeks. It took time to adjust to it. It was tolerable, but no fun at all.
Life
and living the hardships it brought and continues to bring on the American prairies are a fascination
of mine. One book, "The Children's Blizzard," by David Laskin, describes
weather conditions of the harshest magnitude. Among the words in the book are
these: "In three minutes, the front subtracted eighteen degrees from the air's
temperature. Then evening gathered in,
and temperatures kept dropping in the northwest gale. By morning on Friday,
January 13, 1888, more than a hundred children lay dead on the Dakota-Nebraska
prairie."
The
last quarter of the Nineteenth Century was an era filled with stories of horrendous
weather conditions. Here are more words from the book: "They called the winter
of 1880-81 the Snow Winter because the snowstorms started early and never let
up. A three-day blizzard took the settlers of the Upper Midwest by surprise on
October 15, and after that, snowstorms came at regular intervals ...."
"....
Mary Paulson King, a child of immigrant Norwegian parents in Yellow Medicine
County, Minnesota, remembers opening the door on the morning of October 15 to a
wall of snow that 'just fell in the house.' Her father had to get up on a chair
and make a hole in the snow in order to crawl out."
Laura
Ingalls Wilder made the Snow Winter the subject of her novel, "The Long Winter."
Every detail in the book matches up exactly with the memoirs of pioneers. By
midwinter, Laura and her sisters had learned to scan the northwest horizon for "the
cloud," the single sooty cloud that set the stage for another storm.
"No
one knew how soon the blizzard would come again," wrote Wilder. "At any moment
the cloud might rise and come faster than any horses could run."
The
Little House books were made into an overly emotional television series in the 1970s and
1980s, but the books themselves are sparse and unsentimental. Wilder took
for granted that schoolgirls, even her prim, ladylike sister, Mary, do not
flinch when the conversation turns to death by exposure:
"'What
would you do if you were caught in a blizzard, Mary?' Minnie Johnson was
asking."
...."'I'd
dig into a snowbank and let the snow cover me up. I don't think you'd freeze to
death in a snowbank. Would you, Laura?'"
"'Well,
what would you do, Laura, if you got caught in a blizzard?' Minnie insisted."
"'I
wouldn't get caught,' Laura answered."
Actually,
Mary was on the right track. There is an adage probably as old as time itself:
The wind is your enemy; the snow is your friend. I have spent more than a few
frigid, stormy nights outdoors warm and comfortable in a "snowhouse" or an "icehouse." Residents of
the far/far/far north have done so for generations.
Sometimes
I think it a blessing, sometimes I think it a curse that my interests lead me
toward attempting to see into the past and to understand it. This I do by reading books by such people as Willa
Cather, Frederick Manfred, Hamlin Garland, Mari Sandoz, Laura Engels Wilder,
Herbert Krause, Ole Rolvaag and many others, some of whom actually experienced
the winters of the 1880s and the
horrific blizzards of that era and every other hardship imaginable. I also practice "archaeology by experiment" .... I might explain that further another day, but I assume most can figure it out.
One
writer wrote: ".... in a way the entire pioneer period was a kind of children's
disaster. Children were the unpaid workforce of the prairie, the hands that did
the work no one else had the time for or the stomach for .... a safe and carefree
childhood was a luxury the pioneer prairie could not afford." That certainly is a stark contrast to the "participation trophies" for children of today.
In,
"My Antonia," Cather wrote of the 1888 blizzard: "It was as if we were being
punished for loving the loveliness of summer."
This
post started out on one note and ended on another, but I guess that is fine
since both are relevant to life and to living as it was back then and as it is now ....