Maria Hill | Quote

A collection of quotes from the former S.H.I.E.L.D. Deputy Director Maria Hill.

Movies

The Avengers

Dialogue

"Sir, Evacuation may be futile."
"We should tell them to go back to sleep?"
"If we can’t control the Tesseract's energy, there might not be a minimum safe distance."

―Maria Hill and Nick Fury^[src]

"When did you become an expert in thermonuclear astrophysics?"
"Last night."

―Maria Hill and Tony Stark^[src]

"Sir, how does it work now? They've gone their separate ways some, pretty extremely far. If we get into a situation like this again what happens then?"
"They’ll come back."
"Are you really sure about that?"
"I am."
"Why?"
"Because we’ll need them to."

―Maria Hill and Nick Fury^[src]

Captain America: The Winter Soldier

Spoken by Maria Hill

"Ah. That thing was squeezing my brain."

―Maria Hill^[src]

Spoken about Maria Hill

"Get me Agent Hill."
"Communications array damaged."

―Nick Fury and Nick Fury's SUV's A.I.^[src]

Dialogue

"This is Hill."
"I need you in D.C. Deep shadow conditions."
"Give me four hours."
"You have three. Over."

―Maria Hill and Nick Fury^[src]

"We need to breach those carriers and replace their targeting blades with our own."
"One or two won't cut it. We need to link all three carriers for this to work, because if even one of those ships remains operational a whole lot of people are gonna die."

―Nick Fury and Maria Hill^[src]

"Okay, Cap, get out of there."
"Fire now."
"But, Steve..."
"Do it! Do it now!"

―Maria Hill and Captain America^[src]

Avengers: Age of Ultron

Spoken by Maria Hill

"Hey, What about Jane? Where are the ladies, gentlemen?"

―Maria Hill^[src]

"The news is loving you guys. Nobody else is."

―Maria Hill to Tony Stark and Clint Barton^[src]

Dialogue

"He’s in your files, he’s in the internet. What if he decides to access something a little more exciting?"
"Nuclear codes."

―James Rhodes and Maria Hill^[src]

"Wanda and Pietro Maximoff, twins. Orphaned at ten when a shell collapsed on their apartment building. Sokovia has had a... rough history, it's nowhere special but it's on the way to everywhere special."
"Their abilities?"
"He's got increased metabolism and improved thermal homeostasis. Her thing is neural electric interfacing, telekinesis, mental manipulation. He's fast and she's weird."

―Maria Hill and Steve Rogers^[src]

Avengers: Infinity War

Dialogue

"Still no word from Stark?"
"No, not yet. We're watching every satellite on both hemispheres, but still nothing."
"What is it?"
"Multiple bogies, over Wakanda."
"Same energy signatures as New York?"
"Ten times bigger."
"Tell Klein we'll meet him at—"
"Nick, Nick!"
"They okay?"
"There's no one here."
"Call control. Code Red!"
"Nick?"
"Hill? Oh, no. Motherf—"

―Nick Fury and Maria Hill^[src]

Spider-Man: Far From Home

Dialogue

"We have a job to do, and you're coming with us."
"There's gotta be someone else you can use. What about Thor?"
"Off-world."
"Captain Marvel."
"Unavailable."
"But, I'm just the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man."
"Bitch, please, you've been to space!"

―Nick Fury, Peter Parker and Maria Hill^[src]

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Episode 1.01: Pilot

Spoken by Maria Hill

"Everything’s changing. A little while ago, most people went to bed thinking that the craziest thing in the world was a billionaire in a flying metal suit. Then aliens invaded New York and were beaten back by, among others, a giant green monster, a costumed hero from the ‘40s, and a god."

―Maria Hill^[src]

"The Battle of New York was the end of the world. This, now, is the new world. People are different."

―Maria Hill^[src]

Spoken about Maria Hill

"Agent Hill did a very detailed assessment of your last three missions. Combat, top grades. Espionage, she gave you the highest marks since Romanoff. Under “people skills” she drew a… I think it’s a little poop with knives sticking out of it."

―Phil Coulson to Grant Ward^[src]

Dialogue

"What does S.H.I.E.L.D. stand for, Agent Ward?"
"Strategic Homeland Intervention Enforcement Logistics Division."
"And what does that mean to you?"
"It means someone really wanted our initials to spell shield."

―Maria Hill and Grant Ward^[src]

"You should go sometime."
"Where?"
"Tahiti. It's a magical place."
"Three days in I'd be begging for an assignment."
"Exactly."

―Phil Coulson and Maria Hill^[src]

Episode 1.11: The Magical Place

Spoken about Maria Hill

"I've been on the phone all day Director Fury, Commander Hill everyone wants an update. Frankly, I don't understand it. No single agent is that important."
"Coulson is."

―Victoria Hand and Grant Ward^[src]

Episode 1.18: Providence

Spoken about Maria Hill

"Fury is not dead."
"What?"
"Yeah, HYDRA thinks they killed him, but he managed to escape from D.C."
"So you just lied to my team."
"Well, I don't know them. And those are Fury's direct orders. Only a select few people can know that he's alive Maria Hill, Cap, a couple of others, and now you and me."

―Eric Koenig and Phil Coulson^[src]

The Only Light in the Darkness

Spoken about Maria Hill

"She won't be hard to find."
"I know."
"You're not gonna take her out, are you?"
"No, Mom. I just want to talk."
"Good. I've always liked Maria."

―Lian May and Melinda May^[src]

Episode 1.20: Nothing Personal

Spoken by Maria Hill

"Yeah it went as expected. S.H.I.E.L.D. implodes and everyone wants answers. The CIA, NSA, NRO, them I can handle but Congress? Congress is like kindergarten. 'Where is this Fridge? What was in there? Who or what is a Man-Thing?' I swear I need a cocktail and a lobotomy."

―Maria Hill to Pepper Potts^[src]

"Most of the intelligence community would like to drop me into a dark hole. But even they can’t mess with Tony's army of lawyers. So, for now, we're privatizing global security."

―Maria Hill^[src]

"Three minutes and twenty seconds, really? If you were my agents, it wouldn't be for long."

―Maria Hill^[src]

"You're right we should've seen HYDRA coming."

―Maria Hill^[src]

"We're not bringing the band back together again, Coulson. It's over. There is no S.H.I.E.L.D. anymore."

―Maria Hill to Phil Coulson^[src]

Spoken about Maria Hill

"You're still protecting your secrets."

―Phil Coulson^[src]

"A lot of us lost respect for Fury when he picked you as his second. If he needed eye candy around he could've at least picked Romanoff."

―Grant Ward to Maria Hill^[src]

Dialogue

"We need to talk Agent Hill."
"May, a phone call would have done it, but I appreciate the discretion."

―Melinda May and Maria Hill^[src]

"This is one of the most classified facilities on the planet, Colonel. How the hell did you find it?"
"I told them."

―Phil Coulson and Maria Hill^[src]

"I know you'll do the right thing."
"The right thing? That's funny, coming from you after everything you and Fury have done."

―Maria Hill and Phil Coulson^[src]

"Maria Hill, I kind of hoped you went down with the Triskelion."
"And I hoped you weren't the duplicitous lowlife you turned out to be, but here we are."

―Grant Ward and Maria Hill^[src]

Episode 2.12: Who You Really Are

Spoken about Maria Hill

"The last Stark copper jackets."
"I'll make sure Hill puts them on the list."

―Alphonso Mackenzie and Phil Coulson^[src]

Episode 2.19: The Dirty Half Dozen

Dialogue

"I bet Gonzales wasn't happy when you said he wasn't invited to this chat."
"Yeah, well, I wasn't too happy when he blew a hole in my base and kicked me out. We all live with disappointment, and right now, we have bigger problems."
"Does that mean you found it?"
"I'm guessing HYDRA doesn't know Loki's scepter was the weapon that killed me, but I bet they know it can control minds."
"In their hands, that's catastrophic. Coulson, please tell me you know where it is."
"Sokovia. I'm pretty sure List is headed there right now. I've just sent you everything I found on Strucker's location."
"Coulson, why didn't you just tell Gonzales why you really wanted to get onto the HYDRA base?"
"Believe it or not, he puts every decision to a vote.

(Hill Scoffs) I know. And I was pretty sure if I'd been honest, I'd have lost the swing vote, so I did what I had to do."
"Last thing. Theta Protocol; is it ready?"
"Yes, it is. Time to bring in the Avengers."

―Maria Hill and Phil Coulson^[src]

Secret Invasion

Episode 1.01: Resurrection

Spoken by Maria Hill

"Gravik is now the newest member of the Skrull Council. He preys on the collective rage of young, displaced Skrulls."

―Maria Hill^[src]

"Donald Prescod had been monitoring a new radical group called the AAR, Americans Against Russia, which he believed to be the next Skrull front for a terrorist attack."

―Maria Hill^[src]