• Toopy and Binoo The Movie

    Toopy and Binoo The Movie

    ★★

    Binoo is hands down the best character, if only for the fact he actually moves the plot forward. Most other characters meander around until he's able to solve the issue.

    Toopy on the other hand is a transphobic rat that uses weaponised incompetence to get his way and never take responsibility. I have never seen a more one sided relationship in my life.

    #BinooDeservesBetter

  • The Gorge

    The Gorge

    ★★

    A nonsense plot? whiplashing tone and genre? A randomly big celeb as one of the main characters? It's a b Film!

    I'm 100% sure one of the writers just stole the entire mystery behind vault 22 in fallout new Vegas? Why does every monster have to be something my boyfriend hates? Who decided to make this a romcom? All these and many more questions were had while I was stoned while watching.

  • Miffy's Dream

    Miffy's Dream

    ★★★

    Makes me want a björk burger

  • Blink Twice

    Blink Twice

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • A Very Potter Musical

    A Very Potter Musical

    ★★★★

    In a better world, this made it to Broadway.

  • Borderlands

    Borderlands

    Not even bad, just disappointing. The worse thing you can do with a movie like this is make me bored.

    Every character is a blackhole of charisma and the plot does nothing with it's source material. The only hope for the movie would have been it's comedy if not for the neutering it received in post production, leaving me wondering what the point of slapping the borderlands logo on it was.

    Krieg was at least cute

  • Companion

    Companion

    ★★★

    I hope she found out if robots could feel Xanax after all she's been through.

  • Arthur's Missing Pal

    Arthur's Missing Pal

    ½

    Such negligene, I hope everyone involved was arrested

  • A Princess for Christmas

    A Princess for Christmas

    ★½

    A prime example of why we should bring back the guillotine.

  • The Super Mario Bros. Movie

    The Super Mario Bros. Movie

    ★★½

    technically speaking, the best animation i have ever seen, just a shame it was made by illumination studios

  • Side Effects

    Side Effects

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Of an Age

    Of an Age

    ★★★½

    A great love story ruined by a messy, confusing, nonsense ending. You couldn't have called in the last 10 years!? What is wrong with people.

    Amazing dialogue and truly heartfelt, but for real, sort out your messy gay lives.

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