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The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2 2012

★★½ Watched 08 Jan 2025

For a franchise that was so shit on and memed during its release, I have to say they are at the very least a nice light watch (outside of the Jacob/Renesmée shit, which is just so bad) and I think time has served the twilight saga well. It truly is just society hating anything teen girls like for no real reason.
🤱🏻⛔🐺
Frankenhooker 1990

★★★ Watched 08 Jan 2025

Building your partner up, taken to an extreme. Tia would appreciate the bratz doll aesthetic of Elizabeth.
Besides for a questionable ending, this Frankenstein... redo had no right to be this good.

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Toopy and Binoo The Movie 2023

★★ Watched 17 Aug 2023

Binoo is hands down the best character, if only for the fact he actually moves the plot forward. Most other characters meander around until he's able to solve the issue.
Toopy on the other hand is a transphobic rat that uses weaponised incompetence to get his way and never take responsibility. I have never seen a more one sided relationship in my life.
#BinooDeservesBetter
Clue 1985

★★★ Watched 05 Jan 2025 1

Peer pressuring your friends to commit murder, a great house warming party idea.

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