Foodfight!

Foodfight!

2012
½ Watched

The horror of this being some kids first introduction to the Nazis.

Anyway, an ugly mess that makes no sense and is a horrible analogy for anything it is trying to say. (I will be making my boyfriend and his siblings watch this in a few weeks)

HIM

HIM

2025
★★ Watched

Touches on so many themes, bit refuses to dig deeper. A whole movie hyping up football as a religion, and painting Withers and Wayan as Messiah figures, only for the messaging to get messy when it's actually Satan or something?

I really liked the idea, and enjoyed the first 2/3rds of the film, the movie coulda been something more if it's parts came together more cohesively. (Withers girlfriend shoulda been in the costume). Great visuals/ post production though!

Bugonia

Bugonia

2025
★★★★ Liked Watched

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Roofman

Roofman

2025
★★★★½ Liked Watched

Good people caught in bad cycles. We should just give soldiers more therapy and a fatter cheque after their service and this whole mess could a been avoided.

On Swift Horses

On Swift Horses

2024
★★★★ Watched

A bit of gay nonsense. Great performances overall, but my god Muriel truly playing some long con here.

🎰🏇🏻🏇🏻🏇🏻

Muppets Most Wanted

Muppets Most Wanted

2014
★★★½ Watched

The societal implications of the Muppets most wanted is amazing, what do you mean Kermit did 9/11 and the soviet Union survived the 90s?

Frankenstein

Frankenstein

2025
★★★★ Liked Watched

Frankenstein: Marie Shelley goes to therapy version (go on girly, get on that lexapro)

Actually a good reimagining of the book, though i guess it sorta messes with the whole "modern Prometheus" to have redemption and forgiveness be the end point here.

Twas very fun to see everyine bitch slap Oscar Isaac.

+⅞ ★ for all the ractors.

The Long Walk

The Long Walk

2025
★★★★ Watched

And Steven king swears he's an ally 😑.
Don't know if the book was always supposed to be trumps America, or if the movie added it's own touches, but either way it's kinda funny.

Some good commentary about the illusion of choice under uncaring systems, and the dehumanisation of the self. Crazy how Mark Hamil has been haunting me this October.

-⅜ star for leaving your wife without life insurance, asshole.

Shrek the Third

Shrek the Third

2007
★½ Watched

I feel like we treaded the same themes as the last 2 films with none of the sauce, no one gaf this time around.

-8 stars for Justin Timberlake and he shitty driving skills.

Boy Kills World

Boy Kills World

2023
★★★ Liked Watched

Instant heart for H. Jon Benjamin voice over. The rest is just a fun absurdist nightmare.

No clue why corporate signed off on having Kellogg's sponsor the film though....bad look

Twinless

Twinless

2025
★★★★ Liked Watched

The worst possible case of falling for the straight guy.

I was slightly expecting this to be a Trainwreck, but great performances from Dylan O'Brien and Aisling Francis really made this a good watch.

Irl para social relationships might just be stalking, be warned. 🛑

+1 star for James Sweeny's biblical greed, doing god's work.

Shiva Baby

Shiva Baby

2020
★★★★ Watched

My kind of religious trauma.








Edit:-⅖ of a star for the blatant biphobia

Edit edit: - 1 star for the wierd slut shaming from the girlies, my god.

Edit edit edit: + 8 stars for the last sentence

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