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For a franchise that was so shit on and memed during its release, I have to say they are at the very least a nice light watch (outside of the Jacob/Renesmée shit, which is just so bad) and I think time has served the twilight saga well. It truly is just society hating anything teen girls like for no real reason.
🤱🏻⛔🐺
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Building your partner up, taken to an extreme. Tia would appreciate the bratz doll aesthetic of Elizabeth.
Besides for a questionable ending, this Frankenstein... redo had no right to be this good.
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The amount of leering these two do is insane. This film would get an extra star if Ana tried to speed run bankrupting Christian.
Edit: bonus points for somehow giving me a panic attack 25 minutes after watching! 🐀
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Peer pressuring your friends to commit murder, a great house warming party idea.
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Tradcon manic pixie dream girl.
Weird overtones and very mellow dramatic, but it's honestly a good little story.
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Wait, Anna Kendrick directs now!
Seriously though, did a great job at showing how freakin gross men can be 🧟♀️.
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Wish it hept the same vibe all the way through, but the first 3/4s are really quite good. Slips on itself in the end by having the cheesiest monster of 2016. Makes the goo mam look kinda decent.
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If the old man's wife suddenly dies and offers you her old car, jewelry, clothes etc, maybe don't accept them riiiiight away. 2 months at least.
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Shakespeare, but with vampires and better dialogue.
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Detroit: Become Human without the social commentary! Should've been a lot of different things, unfortunately ends up just being a M3gan rippoff with oddly enough Megan Fox being the only really good part of the movie, most other characters are either stiff or children so 🤖🤷🏿♀️.
The real question is why do all these service bots have built in sex toys. Are we really fucking the robot maids in the year 20XX. All I can say is these things should probably have a bill of rights, but it's the states so give it another 200 year.
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This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Not at all what I expected, but something about Robert Patterson going mad and burying Willem Defoe alive really does it for me.
½ star removed for having sex with the fish though.
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I'm convinced they spent the entire budget on that terrible ooze suit 🧟♀️.
A truly terrible film that only further proves the English are terrible.
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