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  • The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2

    ★★★½

  • The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 1

    ★★★½

  • Frankenhooker

    ★★★½

  • Fifty Shades Darker

    ★★★★★

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  • The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2

    The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2 2012

    ★★★½ Rewatched 08 Jan 2025

    I am a slut for an end-of-franchise-flashback-montage, and the credit scene is also very nice, it does a good job of closing up the story (also the picking out the first time their names are mentioned on the book pages is chefs kiss)

    Plot wise: WILD. Oh to be in the theatres watching this in 2012. 

    Re: my previous review…. What would happen if a vampire smoked super crack? 👀

  • Frankenhooker

    Frankenhooker 1990

    ★★★½ Watched 07 Jan 2025

    Obsessed. Terrible acting, but I think it would have lost its kitsch if the acting was better. 

    As per usual, many questions arise: where did his money come from? Why did he bring his science experiment to his gf’s dad’s birthday? What happened to said science experiment? Is this a metaphor for the body keeping score? Why did the super crack do that? How did Elizabeth … ?

    The end scene paired with the trans-guy vibes I was getting of off Jeffery from the beginning make this a movie you show the cishet people in your life when they don’t understand your gender dysphoria

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  • Fifty Shades Darker

    Fifty Shades Darker 2017

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 07 Jan 2025

    … keep scrolling & do not perceive this review

  • The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

    The Twilight Saga: Eclipse 2010

    ★★★★ Rewatched 19 Dec 2024

    Half point deduction for the crimiNAL wig they put Kristen in,,, I swear I don’t remember it looking that bad

    Alice and Jasper did in fact invent being a queer coded straight couple

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