A Banana Republic catalogue with musical numbers. Caps off a banner year for a genre becoming tragically bereft of formal risk.
]]>Watched on Tuesday December 10, 2024.
]]>Watched on Tuesday December 10, 2024.
]]>That one ugly mf who gives the best head
]]>Movies be so pretty then BOOM Steven Knight screenplay.
]]>Watched on Sunday December 8, 2024.
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]]>A movie that features rhinoceros impalement, baboon attacks, sharks in the Colosseum and decapitation galore yet Ridley’s direction drains all of those things from a greater visceral thrill. The script is bad but could have been good hammy melodrama had Mescal not been so seemingly checked-out. Now add in poor coverage, lighting and blocking — which stunts both action and drama in the most awkward fashion — and 150 minutes becomes a real drag. Goofy Gonzo antics here and there (mainly just Denzel being Denzel) but not nearly enough to save it from suffering a great deal of tedium. Love it or hate it, an undeniable Hot Mess.
Very sweet moment at the Q&A after the screening: Ridley was asked which one of his movies he would preserve until the end of time… he said “Boy and Bicycle. A film I made for £65 in 1965 with my brother Tony. I found out someone put it on the internet recently so I watched it. It has a real emotional punch. Tony would have made a really great actor.” :((
]]>Watched on Saturday November 16, 2024.
]]>Watched on Saturday November 16, 2024.
]]>Watched on Saturday November 16, 2024.
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]]>The Slutty Junkie’s Apocalypse Now — a fever dream about the insatiable desire to touch the untouchable. LOVE that James Bond is cum swapping now!!
]]>Watched on Sunday November 10, 2024.
]]>For such a prolific filmmaker, Ridley Scott only has a few good movies under his belt and his single best picture winner is not one of them. A solemn, lumbering, exhaustive epic that falls into the tradition of DeMille’s clumsiest sword-and-sandal features. That being said, I always loved Oliver Reed’s delivery of “you sold me queer giraffes.”
]]>Ultra-earnest, ultra-theatrical, ultra-glossy, ultra-ULTRA. It’s pure maximalist spectacle and (despite a couple hundred thousand flaws…most of them attributed to the lighting design) it’s irresistibly entertaining. For the first time in years, an event film actually feels like an event!!
]]>Watched on Friday November 8, 2024.
]]>A real testament to a great ensemble of actors, specifically in regard to how well you can act in an echoing courtroom while a 93-year-old bearded geezer munches on cheez-its behind the camera.
It’s no The Mule (obviously!!) but it’s certainly engrossing even if it’s achingly square. Late Eastwood is as good as the scripts he gets, if that, and this one is the tightest thing that’s fallen into his lap in years! ……At least i would assume so? Unfortunately he is also too straightforward and downright geriatric in his approach to make it something substantive. It’s standard procedure at the end of the day. A run-of-the-mill with a whole lot of huffing and puffing to the finish line.
Collette, Simmons and Yarbrough MVPs. Still not sold on post-Skins Hoult….
]]>Watched on Tuesday November 5, 2024.
]]>No one made me aware that this film features such subplots as Ben Franklin’s illegitimate child, Spanish Flu, the invention of Lazyboy, early onset Alzheimer’s, police brutality and Covid. Zemeckis wants us to feel all kinds of warm, fuzzy feelings about family and the passage of time, but instead creates a domestic purgatory. He’s too sweet and saccharine to grasp the existential terror of that. In other words, just what you would imagine if you thought “what if the director of The Polar Express remade Michael Snow’s Wavelength?”
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]]>Buy your mom flowers, wherever she may be.
]]>Watched on Sunday October 27, 2024.
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]]>...plus 4 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.
]]>not yet ranked:
too many to count
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Splendor
This is how the world ends
Three Bewildered People in the Night
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]]>A Complete Ranking.
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]]>The COMPLETE feature film ranking.
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I Wish I Knew
Pickpocket
Unknown Pleasures
Useless
The World
Favorites
The Stevie Canon
The Queer Canon
The Doc Canon
The Fear Canon
Female-Directed Favorites
Years
2015 • 2016 • 2017 • 2018 • 2019 • 2020 • 2021 • 2022 • 2023
Director Rankings
Chantal Akerman • Woody Allen • Pedro Almodóvar • Robert Altman • Paul Thomas Anderson • Wes Anderson • Kenneth Anger • Michelangelo Antonioni • Gregg Araki • Dario Argento • Andrea Arnold • Darren Aronofsky • Ingmar Bergman • Bong Joon-ho • Robert Bresson • Luis Buñuel • James Cameron • Jane Campion • John Carpenter • John Cassavetes • Charlie Chaplin • Joel & Ethan Coen • Francis Ford Coppola • Sofia Coppola • Pedro Costa • David Cronenberg • Alfonso Cuarón • Brian De Palma • Guillermo del Toro • Cecil B. DeMille • Claire Denis • Xavier Dolan • Clint Eastwood • Rainer Werner Fassbinder • Federico Fellini • Abel Ferrara • David Fincher • John Ford • Terry Gilliam • Jean-Luc Godard • James Gray • Peter Greenaway • Michael Haneke • Todd Haynes • Werner Herzog • Alfred Hitchcock • Hong Sang-soo • Derek Jarman • Jim Jarmusch • Jia Zhangke • Alejandro Jodorowsky • Abbas Kiarostami • Harmony Korine • Stanley Kubrick • Akira Kurosawa • Fritz Lang • Yorgos Lanthimos • Ang Lee • Spike Lee • David Lynch • Terrence Malick • Michael Mann • Steve McQueen • Nancy Meyers • Hayao Miyazaki • Gaspar Noé • Christopher Nolan • Yasujirō Ozu • Park Chan-wook • Pier Paolo Pasolini • Satyajit Ray • Kelly Reichardt • Éric Rohmer • Ken Russell • Martin Scorsese • M. Night Shyamalan • Douglas Sirk • Steven Soderbergh • Todd Solondz • Steven Spielberg • Quentin Tarantino • Andrei Tarkovsky • Tsai Ming-liang • Gus Van Sant • Agnès Varda • Paul Verhoeven • Denis Villeneuve • Josef von Sternberg • Lars von Trier • Lana & Lily Wachowski • John Waters • Apichatpong Weerasethakul • Orson Welles • Nicolas Winding Refn • Frederick Wiseman • Wong Kar-wai • Edward Yang • Zhang Yimou
Film Universe/Canon Rankings
Alien • Fast & Furious • Godzilla • Halloween • Harry Potter • James Bond • MCU • Mission: Impossible • Pixar • Planet of the Apes • Resident Evil • Saw • Scream • Star Trek • Star Wars • Studio Ghibli • Universal Horror
Festivals
2020 — Berlinale • NYFF • AFI
2021 — Sundance • SXSW • NYFF • Montclair • AFI
Best Picture & Palme d'Or Winners
Best Picture (completed)
Palme d’Or (in progress)
Best Picture Nominees
2013 • 2014 • 2015 • 2016 • 2017 • 2018 • 2019 • 2020 • 2021 • 2022 • 2023 • 2024
RULES:
- 31 Horror Movies by the end of October / one a day average (new releases included)
- No distinct rules regarding specific movies that need to be watched, just 31 horror movies for the month
- A movie counts as horror if horror is listed as a genre on Letterboxd
- Movies that were watched in the LAST YEAR’S CHALLENGE are NOT eligible to qualify for this year’s challenge. Regular rewatches are welcome as long as they have NOT been watched for Cocktober. That goes for subsequent years as well. Once a movie is used once for Cocktober, it cannot be used again.
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]]>not yet ranked:
The Card Player
Do You Like Hitchcock?
Dracula 3D
The Five Days
Giallo
Jennifer
Mother of Tears
Pelts
Phantom of the Opera
Sleepless
Trauma
Two Evil Eyes
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]]>Horror favorites
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]]>(features/solo directing work only for now)
not yet ranked:
The Cotton Club
Dementia 13
Finian’s Rainbow
Gardens of Stone
The Rainmaker
The Rain People
Rip Van Winkle
Tonight for Sure
Twixt
You’re a Big Boy Now
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]]>not yet ranked:
The Hudsucker Proxy
Intolerable Cruelty
The Ladykillers
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]]>not yet ranked:
Don’t Worry, He Won’t Get Far on Foot
Even Cowgirls Get The Blues
Finding Forrester
Promised Land
Psycho
Restless
Sea of Trees
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]]>...plus 2 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.
]]>LGBTQ+ favorites.
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]]>*Top 20
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]]>not yet ranked:
The Adventures of Baron Munchausen
Jabberwocky
The Zero Theorem
not yet ranked:
After Liverpool
The Castle
Cosi fan tutte
Fraulein
Lemmings, Part 1 — Arcadia
Lemmings, Part 2 — Injuries
Obituary for a Murderer
The Rebellion
Three Paths to the Lake
Time of the Wolf
Variation
Who Was Edgar Allen?
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]]>currently: 69/95
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]]>not yet ranked:
Big Trouble
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]]>...plus 2 more. View the full list on Letterboxd.
]]>(a lot yet to be ranked)
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]]>favorite documentaries
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