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  Review by 24framesofnick ★★★★★ 164

  YALL ARE WRONG

  You see you gotta go into the movie the same way as Francis Ford Coppola, blazed out of your fucking mind. You gotta meet him on the same plane, the same level of thinking. Hitting the cart 6 times before entering the showing like I did. 

  And only then will you find out this is the best anti drug PSA ever

  This movie genuinely made me want to avoid weed for as long as I live. If this movie is any indication on what smoking for two years straight has done to my mind then holy shit. I’m fucking scared sober.

  There is unbelievable levels of self sucking going on here that you know what, I respect.…

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  Review by George Fenwick ★ 1

  the 138-minute cinematic equivalent of someone showing you a youtube video they promise is really good

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  Review by Karsten ★★★½ 2

  the first and probably last of its kind. there was a moment during this that was so ridiculous i basically blacked out for 10 minutes from disbelief. was that even allowed?something very Annette (2021) about this, which is a good thing. i will say, i did want out of this multiple times and couldn’t see the light. probably the hardest anyone will ever commit to the bit and for that reason alone i gotta respect it. i’m underselling this thing, it’s fucking ridiculous. technically a monkey mondays movie

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  Review by BrandonLikes ★½ 28

  Francis made a coppola mistakes with this one.

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  Review by IHE ½ 140

  What is happening? Why should I care about any of it?

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  Review by davidehrlich ★★★★

  As personal and egoless as you could ever hope to expect from an $120 million self-portrait that doubles as a fable about the fall of Ancient Rome, Francis Ford Coppola’s “Megalopolis” is the story of an ingenious eccentric who dares to stake his fortune on a more optimistic vision for the future — not because he thinks he can single-handedly bring that vision to bear, but rather because history has taught him that questioning a civilization’s present condition is the only reliable hope for preventing its ruin. Needless to say, the movie isn’t arriving a minute too soon.

  After more than 40 years of idly fantasizing about the project (and more than 20 years of actively trying to finance it),…

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  Review by Nathancarter13 36

  Top 10 bars spat in Megalopolis: 

  1. Go back to the cluuuBbBbbb
  2. “What was that?” “that’s your pussy” 
  3. Hey…. What do you think of my erection? 
  4. What’s a hotdog in a bun called… mm pigs in a blanket, yes that’s right 
  5. You’re anal as hell… and me… I’m oral as hell 
  6. Revenge is best served in a dress…. HE HE HA HEEE HEEE HE 😭😭😭
  7. “Ow you’re hurting me!” “I’m kissing you mother”
  8. Pick up my hat! Pick up my hat! 
  9. Who doesn’t like girls? WHO DOESNT LIKE GIRLS!?
  10. These are the richest kids in the world… and rumour has it they’re sleeping together! 

  HM - NO NO NO NoOoOoooOOO

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  Review by mariano ★★ 13

  so funny how this is the prettiest-looking and the ugliest-looking movie ever at the same time

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  Review by KIPS CORP 63

  Megalopolis son or Babylon daughter

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  Review by Sean Fennessey 65

  Oh.

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  Review by Amanda the Jedi ★

  I don’t think I enjoyed a collective minute of this movie. The last time I felt that trapped in a theatre was CATS.

  FULL VIDEO: youtu.be/pVKFxY9EK7k

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  Review by demi adejuyigbe 31

  Southland Tales-coded. (neutral) a Wachowski movie for boomers. (neutral-to-positive) a man who did Destination Imagination in middle school truly has the power to change the world.

  in two years, coppola will release the 4.5 hour director’s cut that he always intended to make and i for one cannot wait to watch it and go “ohhhhhhhhh”