• Paint Drying

    Paint Drying

    letterboxd took down the severance (2022) page so here's me begging you all to watch it and remember me when season 2 arrives in january, I smell a breaking bad-level threat and I do not say that lightly

    also how y'all doing it's been a minute since my last paint drying

  • The Muppet Christmas Carol

    The Muppet Christmas Carol

    ★★★★

    dawwwwww My Cocaine is hanging out with all da muppets it's just so cute

  • The Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim

    The Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim

    ★★½

    An animated movie in theaters? A fantasy animated movie in theaters? A fantasy animated movie set in middle earth in theaters? Sign me up!

    It does several things right, it actually expands itself from a section of Tolkien's work rather than just pretending to (looking at you, Bezos), it, as far as I know, stays true to the themes and intentions of the world as it adds its own plot, it doesn't disrespect or misuse the returning characters/voice talents, and…

  • Interstellar

    Interstellar

    ★★★★½

    10 year anniversary IMAX watch

    I think it's so funny that no matter how many times I see this Matt Damon is and always will be a complete and total jumpscare.

    Nolan turns all of what we value to ground ourselves in reality and morphs that into a balancing act that illustrates the true scale of space like never before and never again. Terrifying but never evil. I still think some of the story elements, particularly a lot at the…

  • The Polar Express

    The Polar Express

    ★★★½

    If you ignore the horrifying (I say that as affectionately as I can) animation, this is an undeniably wonderful time with a very unique feel to it. More trains in fantasy stories, please.

  • Game of Thrones: A Day in the Life

    Game of Thrones: A Day in the Life

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    season 1

    I was gonna make a joke about Sean Bean's character being poorly executed, but it would just go over his head.

  • Gladiator II

    Gladiator II

    ★★★½

    Most of what it does right was already done better in the first, but, for a legacy sequel from the guy who really hasn't been a decent director in a while, this was far more solid than it had to be. It's faithful to the themes of the original, Paul successfully fills the powerful shoes of an actor few ever could while providing his own flavor to it, there are multiple twists I genuinely didn't see coming, and the action…

  • The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special

    The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special

    ★★★★

    "I could've been someone"
    "Well so could anyone! You took my dreams from me
    when I first found you"
    "I kept them with me babe, I put them with my own
    Can't make it out alone, I built my dreams around you"

    Taking the modern exhaustive nature of the commercial festive season and tying it back to why it ever really mattered in the first place. These wacky aliens don't even know about this season or why it matters, but…

  • Howl's Moving Castle

    Howl's Moving Castle

    ★★½

    I'm sorry guys, this is the third time I've tried now to be as in love with this film as everyone else is. Animation's great, music's great, Sophie is a very fun protagonist, but, narratively, the whole thing continues to feel too stuffed with ideas and characters and worlds nobody wanted to commit to and none of it sticks for me by the time it rushes to close itself off. However, the magic of Miyazaki prevails. My brothers never listen…

  • Pawn Sacrifice

    Pawn Sacrifice

    ★★★½

    So great to see a film so acutely represent misophonia, even if it's pretty unknown if Bobby ever had it. It suuuucks, man.

  • El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie

    El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    still a bit bummed Todd couldn't end up being alive for this but I love Neil Kandy as an antagonist, so it evens out. I think I'm safe giving this the five stars it deserves, bravo Vince and I love you Aaron Paul

  • No Half Measures: Creating the Final Season of Breaking Bad

    No Half Measures: Creating the Final Season of Breaking Bad

    ★★★★★

    Hello, and welcome to the huell babineaux family. My name is skylar white yo, but you can call me the one who knocks. I live at 6353 juan tabo, apartment 6, this is my confession. Did you know that you have a kid named finger? The heroin says you do, and so do I. I believe that every man, woman, and poisoned brock is up to los pollos hermanos standards until proven sus lately. That's why I will kill your…

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